第806章 你有没有考虑过地球人的感受?【3更】
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“……潘将军,”荣耀华脸部肌肉抽搐了两下:“能让总统向你磕头求饶,你是威风了!可是你有没有考虑过地球人的感受?”
“我有没有考虑过地球人的感受?”潘小闲笑眯眯的看着荣耀华:“荣老将军,如果我没有考虑过地球人的感受,我还用得着和他玩这个套路吗?我直接一巴掌拍死他不就完了?我要想杀他,整个地球又有谁拦得住?
“如果我没有考虑过地球人的感受,我可以直接带着天蝎帝国的舰队来,地球舰队的水平什么样您不知道吗?
“正是因为我考虑了地球人的感受,我才在他威胁了我的父母时忍耐住了没一巴掌拍死他!
“正是因为我考虑地球人的感受,我才在明明有实力碾压他的时候跟他玩了套路!
“他从想要动我父母的时候就该想到了会有什么样的后果,现在他输了,我就是考虑了地球人的感受才没有直接把他五马分尸,给了他二选一的机会,你竟然还让我考虑地球人的感受?
“不错,我是地球人!但我敢拍着胸脯说不欠地球人的!地球人给了我什么?我爸断了腿,我妈植物人,我们全家都住在贫民窟里!这种日子一直持续到了我的个人崛起!
“我在虫潮中救了成千上万的人、我为地球拿下了银牌兵王、我牵头成立了华夏武道大学……所以我现在敢拍着胸脯说我不欠地球人的!要欠也是地球人欠我的!
“我不欠地球人的,我只欠我爸妈的!我爸断了腿,我妈植物人,我这个当儿子的却无能为力,让他们受了那么多的苦!
“现在他们的儿子终于有能力了,能够保护他们了,所以……谁敢碰我爸妈一下,我就灭他满门!
“蒙塔基敢威胁我父母,我没杀了他已经是非常理智了,荣老将军您现在还要来劝我考虑地球人的感受?”
荣耀华被潘小闲给怼得哑口无言,只能是黯然失色的退了回去,他承认他是站在大局观上看问题的,可是当他把目光着眼在潘小闲一人的身上时,才发现潘小闲已经为地球做了那么多的事儿。
尤其是成立华夏武道大学,这是功在千秋万代的事儿,现在乃至后世的无数地球人都要受益,所以潘小闲说的没错,潘小闲不欠地球人的,反倒是地球人欠潘小闲的。
蒙塔基听得瑟瑟发抖,他现在才知道潘小闲对他有多恨,每个字都流露出了浓浓的杀气!
他不敢再哀求什么了,虽然之前在五马分尸和病退道歉之间犹豫不决,但是当蒙塔基真正发现死亡距离他如此之近时,他才终于明白自己更在乎的是什么,他慌忙开始脱衣服。
蒙塔基身上穿的西服是总统套装,他三下两下就扒光了总统套装,露出了上身的白衬衣和下身的大红裤衩,长长的筒袜一直撸到了小腿肚子上,皮鞋踢掉了就穿着袜子踩在地上,光着两条大毛腿战战兢兢的对潘小闲道:“我愿赌服输!我这就申请病退,回去之后就上全银河直播向您道歉!我保证说到做到,求您给我一次机会吧……”
“啪啪啪……”潘小闲缓缓地拍起了巴掌,赞赏的看着蒙塔基:“量小非君子,自挂东南枝!无毒不丈夫,辨我是雄雌?这话是你说的,我相信我们都能做到!”
蒙塔基呆了一呆,隐约间心中有些不安,但是又不能完全理解潘小闲的意思,华夏的谚语实在是太难懂了,他觉得自己只要申请病退再直播道歉应该就不会有事了吧?
“我一定做到!一定做到!”蒙塔基卑躬屈膝的跟潘小闲说着,然后灰溜溜的跑了,他唯恐潘小闲改变了主意,直接在这儿就把他给五马分尸了。
随着他冲出去外面走廊里很快就传来了一阵阵的惊呼,再过一会儿院子里都是女孩子的尖叫在此起彼伏,总统大人裸奔的镜头已经被小护士们拍摄下来分享到了姬友圈……
费希佐、卢比、马蒂诺他们都夹着尾巴点头哈腰的告退了,荣耀华、陆仁贾也是都脸色很不好的离开了,固然这是对白党的沉重打击,但潘小闲也打击了联邦政府的威严。在党派之争和地球大局上,他们心情很矛盾,但也要趁此机会再进攻白党,扩大对白党的打击。
等到外人都走了,张丹霞搂住儿子“吧唧”就在脸上亲了一大口,笑颜如花的夸赞道:“我的儿子好棒好棒!”
潘老实却在一旁苦着脸,他因为被潘小闲和张丹霞打了预防针的缘故,一直现场直憋。
对于潘小闲和蒙塔基的撕逼,潘老实真是提心吊胆的,可是看到潘小闲大获全胜,他又发自内心的为潘小闲高兴。
只是看看紧紧搂在一起的潘小闲和张丹霞,潘老实想要加入进去,却犹犹豫豫的没敢付诸于行动,就仿佛有着什么无形的隔阂在阻拦着他……
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