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第一百三十二章 墨镜再现…血妖阴影

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堂嫂的教程,对于李佳玉来说真是一个折磨,真要说起来,没经历过末世的李佳玉并不排斥与女生过多接触,但无奈的是,上辈子的受的刺激太多,身边的女性亲属一个个死去,而且又被染红霞踢爆过蛋蛋,兼且孤独飘零了两三年,终日与妖魔鬼怪为伍,所以才造成李佳玉现在这个模样,特别的不懂女人心。最新地址ltxsba.pw

“就是这样……女生的心思都很细腻很敏感,你要去试着揣摩它她们的心思,照顾她们的情绪,有时候你不经意的一句话,都可能令她们对你产生想法,比如说你明天看到染红霞,夸一句她气色红润,她也会很高兴的……”

“喔。”

“喔什么呀你!跟你说了那么久,你这孩子到底有没有听进去啊?”

“有啊,我都听明白了,不就是夸女人么,我当然会的——哇哦,嫂子你的肤色真漂亮,水灵灵的,就像多汁的水蜜桃,胸部…咳,身材又那么好……”

“讨打!敢开堂嫂的玩笑!佳玉,你刚才的话说得太不自然了,表情也不对劲,给人一种很假的感觉……你再试一次,尽管拿堂嫂来做实验对象好了!”

晏紫苏似嗔似怒地叉着腰,与李佳玉面对面,四目相视,真的有那么一瞬间,她的气场完全把李佳玉都盖过去。

“不用了吧……你是堂嫂诶……”李佳玉无奈地捂着额头。

“堂嫂也是女人,没什么不可以的,半个小时之内你必须好好地给我练好顺其自然、十全十美地夸奖女人,否则的话你就别认我这个堂嫂!”

“不用这么绝情吧?去到邕城后再学不行么?现在我们这一路上很危险的耶,有那么多时间,我还不如去凝练精神力……”李佳玉心里发毛,躲闪着目光,结结巴巴道。

“少来!实力的提升,与一个人的人生感悟息息相关,你连女人都对付不来,岂不是心智不健全?那你还历练什么心性,谈什么晋升传奇?”

“呃……的确与人生感悟息息相关没错啦,但是每个人都有自己的方向,我走的是守护亲人的道路,其他的心性修为,只是旁支错节而已,根本不重要啊……”

“谁说不重要!人生三大感情,亲情友情爱情,难道你只打算要亲情么?那将注定你的守护之路有缺陷,听嫂子的话,你要变强,就必须敞开自己的心,去交朋友,去找跟你合得来的女孩。”

晏紫苏优雅地抬起右手,摸了摸李佳玉的脸蛋,柔声道:

“桔梗和红霞,嫂子都看着顺眼,哦对了,还有你的徒弟孙薇薇也不错……学校里还有其他的女同学对你大有好感,总之呢,你将来会怎么选,嫂子都不反对,只希望你别伤害到人家就好,明白吗?”

“呃,等等,什么桔梗染红霞啊,我对她们完全没感觉啊,我只对……”

“嘘!别说了,总之嫂子坚决反对你骚扰晚晴,现在,开始吧,试着用你的语言,来哄嫂子开心试试……”

“……”

如果是别人的话,根本没可能把李佳玉搞得如此窘迫,但是谁叫晏紫苏是李佳玉的堂嫂呢?面对晏紫苏的种种要求,李佳玉还真没办法冷着脸拒绝,只好乖乖地接受晏紫苏的调教。

但好笑的是,李佳玉情商低,无论晏紫苏再怎么循循善诱,李佳玉仍然很难顺其自然地说出幽默风趣的话来哄晏紫苏高兴,搞得晏紫苏很是不满地瞪着他,但她嘴角分明挂着一丝莞尔的笑意。

折腾半个小时,李佳玉终于认命了,他意识到自己的情感学习能力肯定有着极大的缺陷,比正常人慢了十倍不止,无奈之下,他只好召唤出许久没有登场的“虚空墨镜”。

这个“虚空墨镜”不晓得是什么级别的东西,但是它跟黑暗章鱼一个吊样,都是一个劲地怂恿李佳玉建立后宫,李佳玉清楚地记得,第一次召唤“虚空墨镜”的时候,它还建议李佳玉把堂嫂晏紫苏也收进宫,当时就把李佳玉气得把它丢到了时空裂缝。

本来,李佳玉是不打算再召唤它的了,但现在真的很无奈,不依靠它的力量来提高自己情商,天晓得堂嫂还要跟自己闹到什么时候?虽然才半小时,但对李佳玉来说简直是度日如年啊。

“嗖”

一个造型极为拉风的墨镜出现在李佳玉两指之间,他二话不说,立刻就把墨镜戴上,晏紫苏愣了愣,好笑地推了推李佳玉,莞尔道:

“你怎么了?中二病又犯了么?大晚上的,你戴墨镜很白痴的诶……”

“不是啊,戴上这个墨镜,可以让我更加地集中精力,而且它可以变成普通的眼睛。”

李佳玉说话间,虚空墨镜果然闪过一层亮光,而后马上变成了造型新潮的银框眼镜,显得李佳玉整个人都神采飞扬,尤其是他的眼睛更是炯炯有神,似乎随时都能放出强大的电流,把人电得酥酥麻麻。

与此同时,一组数据又出现在李佳玉面前,这都是虚空墨镜对晏紫苏的评价分数,什么精神力啊,力量啊,细胞活力啊,貌似都提高了一大截,似乎连胸围都涨了一公分,最让李佳玉无语的是,以前虚空墨镜对晏紫苏的相貌评价是八点几分,现在评分是九点零,果然吗……堂嫂变漂亮了不仅仅是李佳玉的感觉啊。

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