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第三百零六章 吊丝章鱼…钛合金狗眼

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老实说,当初章鱼被分尸砍成两半的时候,李佳玉伤心的要死,不仅仅是因为痛失这么一头实力强大、忠心耿耿的召唤兽,更在于失去这么一头特别合得来的朋友,别看李佳玉平时对黑暗章鱼非打即骂呼呼喝喝,其实他早已把章鱼引为知己,主仆之间特别的有默契。最新地址ltxsba.pw

即便后来章鱼复活了,李佳玉依然很是担心,盼望着黑暗章鱼早一点醒来,而西江大学的女生们更是忧心忡忡,日夜为那头憨厚可爱的笨章鱼祈祷,没有章鱼的这段时间,她们睡都睡不安稳,还经常做噩梦。

等李佳玉带着桔梗、晏紫苏跑到营地后方的时候,黑暗章鱼已经从运输箱里跑了出来,正兴高采烈地等候着主人的到来。

“哟,主人……你变得比以前更加漂亮了耶,本章鱼最喜欢白富美的主人了!呃……等等,主人你连身上的气味也变得跟桔梗主母差不多了,身上的雄性激素也完全感应不到……你、你一定变成了真娘,对不对,哇哦哦,章鱼好幸福的说……”

黑暗章鱼看见融合了光明教皇阴魂的李佳玉,马上就两眼冒光,眼珠子变成了两颗鸡心,呼吸粗重,就像打了两斤鸡血一样激动莫名,十几根触手就像拨浪鼓一样甩个不停。

对黑暗章鱼这种有色心没色胆的纯**丝而言,与美女相处就是最大的享受,而李佳玉是光明女神一般的顶级存在,宛如天仙下凡,令所有美女都要黯然失色,所以章鱼痛苦并快乐着,能傍上这么个超级养眼的主人是它几辈子修来的福气,但李佳玉并非真娘,章鱼能看不能护,对它而言无疑是一种深深的遗憾和煎熬……

它这辈子别无他求,只有两个小小的奢望……第一个就是李佳玉广开后宫,布种天下,娶回一大堆国色天香的美女,这样一来章鱼就有很多很多美女主母了;第二个奢望则是李佳玉变成真娘,那样的话,章鱼就算死了也足以瞑目了,相信它在黄泉路上也肯定会笑着上路吧……

“少废话!”

李佳玉本以为黑暗章鱼死而复生,应该会有所长进,可是江山易改本性难移,**丝就是**丝,风采依然那么的猥琐,好像三句不离开女人就会死掉一样,李佳玉也不去在意黑暗章鱼重伤初愈,直接就一脚踹翻这头无可救药的变态章鱼,踩着它的狗头使劲用鞋底磨蹭它的脸,勃然变色道:

“再敢跟我说那些乱七八糟的混账话,信不信我再像昨天那样,一刀就把你从头到尾砍成两半!我倒想看看你还能不能再复活一次!”

李佳玉最厌恶的就是别人拿他的相貌和性别说事,那简直就是他的导火线,谁要是把那点着了,李佳玉就要爆发出难以遏制的滔天怒火,即便是黑暗章鱼也不可饶恕!

岂料,黑暗章鱼不但没有被踩得痛呼出声,反而很陶醉地低低呻吟着,十几根触手都在地面上翻滚着,掀起薄薄的一层尘土……

“嗷嗷,嗷嗷,主人踩得章鱼好爽,章鱼还想要……”

真是有够变态的,这个重口味的笨章鱼,死过一次后竟然患上了重度受虐的恶心癖好,李佳玉直接就以手抚额,一副被它打败的样子,他想了想,随手就召唤出冰轮丸,锋利寒冷的刀剑直逼黑暗章鱼的头顶,顿时吓得黑暗章鱼屁滚尿流,再也不敢“嗷嗷”呻吟了。

“佳玉,章鱼它好不容易才活过来,元气大损,现在还很虚弱呢,你就别为难它了……你稍微对它好一点,它跟你开玩笑没什么恶意的,佳玉你别忘了,黑暗章鱼是为了保护你才付出生命的,你可要好好珍惜它啊……”晏紫苏有些哭笑不得地看着眼前的这场闹剧,她觉得李佳玉和黑暗章鱼这对主仆真是太有意思了,有时候她真的很好奇,到底是怎样的地方才能孕育出黑暗章鱼这么奇葩又有趣的生物,它的故乡一定也是多姿多彩的吧?

“哼,这次是堂嫂给你求的情,要不然我肯定把你砍成一块块的去搞章鱼铁板烧,反正这几天正愁着食物不够呢……”

李佳玉哼唧一声,这才把冰轮丸收了回去,不过他看向黑暗章鱼的眼神依然颇为不善,想想也是啊,他对黑暗章鱼掏心掏肺,这厮变态却日思夜想地盼望自己变成真娘,其险恶用心实在令人发指!

“主人,我知错了……您看在章鱼护花使者的份上,就原谅章鱼一次吧,谁叫你变得这么清丽秀气啊……”黑暗章鱼闷声闷气地低低求饶,可是一双金黄色的大眼睛却咕噜噜地直转,不时地瞄向李佳玉的喉结和胸部,似乎在鉴定着什么,同时还发出很猥琐的怪叫声:

“主人,你先别抬脚,继续踩在章鱼的狗头上吧……对,使劲地用鞋底磨蹭,章鱼好爽……”

对于黑暗章鱼的新恶习,桔梗、晏紫苏都面面相觑,不知道该说什么才好,而李佳玉则捂着脸,感觉自己的脸面都被这头臭不要脸的死变态给丢光了。

本来,黑暗章鱼挺过这场劫难,李佳玉应该好好地为章鱼庆祝一番的,可是看着这头愈发鬼畜的大变态,李佳玉已经无话可说了,这一刻,他真心希望黑暗章鱼别醒得那么早,最好它再昏迷个十天半个月,要不然李佳玉每天都要被这头蠢货气得脸饭都吃不下。

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