第三百三十五章 纠结无比的笨狗
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“少废话,这是我跟她之间的事,用不着你来指手划脚!”犬夜叉头也不回,哼唧了一声,虽然他很喜欢李佳玉那清丽脱俗的容貌,又对李佳玉抱有不错的好感,但这些跟桔梗比起来什么都不算,他可是等了桔梗几百年的痴情种子。
“指手划脚的人是你才对。”
桔梗冷不丁地说出这么一句话,有些鄙夷地瞥了犬夜叉一眼,直接将其推开,而后走到李佳玉身旁,静静地站在一块。
“桔梗,你跟我解释清楚,为什么要……”
犬夜叉的声音颤抖起来,他到现在还以为桔梗就是他记忆里的那个人,激动之下,想要去拉住桔梗的手,却被阻止了。
因为,李佳玉挡在桔梗面前,目光锐利犹如刀锋,原先的清丽脱俗完全消失,取而代之的是一种压抑不住的愠怒。
“别拦着我,我要跟她说清楚,我等了她几百年耶!”
“我不管你等了多少年,总之就是不允许你骚扰她,否则,我会把你打得滚回去!”
“少废话!你以为你是谁,这是我跟她之间的事,轮不到你来插嘴!”
眼看着李佳玉和犬夜叉吵起来,桔梗很自觉地朝李佳玉靠近一步,轻轻地挽住他的胳膊,大胆地把柔软芬芳的身躯挨在他身旁,直勾勾地看着犬夜叉,淡然道:
“犬夜叉,你一定是搞错什么了吧……佳玉是我所托付终生的人,是我喜欢的人。”
犬夜叉脸色一白,呆呆地看着桔梗,又目光怪异地转移视线看了看李佳玉,呐呐道:
“你、你喜欢这个召唤师?你移情别恋了么……当初我们明明约定在一起的啊,可你现在却跟这个女人搞在一起……”
李佳玉满头黑线,没好气地哼了一声:
“不好意思,我是男的,你不要搞错了。”
犬夜叉愣了愣,随即笑了起来,打死他也不信李佳玉是男的,毕竟李佳玉身上的女萝藤气息太浓了,妖气中带着淡淡的女人味,体内的雄性激素又被压制住,而且十几天来白色头发飞速生长,已经延伸到了锁骨处,额前的细碎刘海也颇为顺滑,为李佳玉平添了几分玲珑的秀气,基本上看到李佳玉的人,都自以为是地笃定他的性别。
可是,桔梗却很老实地轻声说了一句:
“佳玉确实是男的,我从来不说谎。”
“呃……”
犬夜叉吞了口唾沫,心头止不住一阵抽紧,他对桔梗太了解了,她的确是个说一不二的人,绝对不会说谎的!
“不可能!她看起来比你还漂亮,怎么可能是男的!”犬夜叉摇着头,心里升起一种压抑不住的恐慌,如果桔梗喜欢的是女人,那倒是无所谓,可如果桔梗喜欢的是男人,那犬夜叉就要悲剧了。
“信不信随你,这里的西江大学高层,大多都知道佳玉是男的,你随便找人问一句就能找到答案。”
“怎么可能……桔梗你……”犬夜叉又激动起来。
“她说的没错,我是她的未婚夫,晚上的时候,我们是睡在一起的!”李佳玉摊了摊手,云淡风轻道。
“噔噔噔”
犬夜叉猛然后退了三步,不敢置信地看着李佳玉的脸,话说到这份上,犬夜叉的信心动摇了,对李佳玉和桔梗的话半信半疑,如果李佳玉是女的,横刀夺爱抢走桔梗固然令犬夜叉很伤心,可最起码还在他的承受范围,可如果李佳玉真的是男的,并且天天晚上与犬夜叉苦苦追求的女神睡在一起,那么肯定会发生很罪恶的事,一想到心爱的桔梗**他人,犬夜叉就有种吐血的冲动。
冲动归冲动,犬夜叉也不过是信心动摇而已,他仍旧不是很相信李佳玉和桔梗的话,他堂堂的强大妖怪总不能听别人说什么就是什么吧,当他冷静下来的时候,不由得去瞥了瞥李佳玉的喉咙和裆部,却见那里没有任何的凸起,顿时让犬夜叉升起了希望。
犬夜叉刚想揭穿桔梗和李佳玉的“谎言”时,李佳玉却已经不耐烦了,挥了挥手,直接就断掉了维持犬夜叉的精神力。
犬夜叉瞪大了眼睛,只觉得一种空间的力量围绕着他,让他无所适应,拼命地想要更久地留在这个世界,却无济于事,在哇哇怪叫了十几秒以后,他的身后出现了一个黑洞,强行地把犬夜叉逐出了这个世界。
把犬夜叉送走后,李佳玉这才松了口气,虽然和三级中阶的犬夜叉闹得很僵,以后怕是没法依仗犬夜叉的帮忙,但李佳玉一点也不后悔,为了身边所珍惜、所守护的亲人,他能放弃一切。
桔梗也有些心情烦闷,深深地看了一眼犬夜叉所消失的地方,挽住李佳玉的胳膊更紧了,雪腻弹性的酥胸都挨在他身上……一场闹剧,就此告终。
李佳玉对婵幽表达了歉意,未能如愿地把她的女儿也召唤过来,婵幽倒是没怎么不满,她也知道这个概率很渺茫,不可强求,所以不会勉强李佳玉,只要他有这份心就很让她感动了。
犬夜叉回到了他的世界后,总是一副忧心忡忡的模样,打怪升级都经常走神,他老是在纠结着李佳玉到底是何性别,老是在脑补着李佳玉和桔梗滚床单的情景,一想到李佳玉可能是男的,桔梗很可能被侵犯,即便那个概率不是很高,却也能让犬夜叉黯然神伤半天,仰头四十五度眺望夜空,眼角边挂着一滴咸咸的眼泪……
(未完待续)
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