第四百二十九章 武器升级…女王之鞭
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“矮油,章鱼记错了,最近经常把二十八天挂在嘴边,搞得都说成顺口溜啦……主人你昏迷了八天,就该是二十天以后咧,二十天以后就是月圆之夜哦,到时候主人立马把果实吃掉,看看能不能让你的渣渣持久力有所好转,如果能的话,就赶紧去把柳银纱主母放倒,然后主人就可以晋升二级高阶的召唤师,三级高阶的光明教皇了,邕城第一高手非你莫属,什么楚泰鸿、卢定云都是渣渣,如果他们敢对主人不服,主人大可直接把他们给宰了喂狗,嘎嘎,果然是卖身最赚钱,主人生得一副好皮囊,不卖白不卖,卖了不白卖,反正主人你拔鸡不留情,洗洗又能用……”
黑暗章鱼越说越嗨皮,简直跟个说书先生没两样,即便被李佳玉一脚踩在脑袋上也不停地用触手去蹭着李佳玉的脚趾头,脸上还带着粉红的害羞表情,怎么看怎么欠揍,让人恨不得一刀将它捅出几个窟窿,再把肠子挖出来勒断它脖子。最新地址ltxsba.pw
不过,值得吐槽的是,黑暗章鱼的智商似乎越来越高了,想当初它刚来到这个世界之际,说话还结结巴巴吞吞吐吐的,连喊个漂亮阿姨我要喝奶都要喘气老长时间,现在它却说话流利,口若悬河,经常唇枪舌剑说得李佳玉哑口无言。
被一头笨章鱼占了口头上风,李佳玉这个当主人的还不是一般的失败啊……
可惜,李佳玉毫无廉耻之心,反正他空有暴力却没什么计策,跟个莽夫差不了多少,黑暗章鱼够卑鄙够龌龊,下流贱格,鬼点子也多,又是一员福将,恰好可以弥补李佳玉的某些不足。
“好主意,但如果计划失败……我被柳银纱反将一军调教成美女犬……你可要来救我啊……”
“主人放心好了,在你被榨干之前,章鱼一定会帮你准备楚翔的龙血的,龙血壮阳补肾啊……”黑暗章鱼朝李佳玉抛了抛媚眼,肉麻至极。
“滚!给你几分颜色就开染坊!”
跟这头白痴章鱼瞎闹了一段时间,李佳玉也有些疲乏了,玩乐归玩乐,还是处理正事要紧,因为萧晚晴已经把热好的饭菜带了进来,蒸气缭绕,色香味俱全,不愧是出自兰质蕙心的光明圣女之手。
李佳玉昏迷了八天时间,期间只喝过一些营养液,腹中早已空无一物,如今被这香气一刺激,立刻就感到肚子饿得难受,二话不说地就狼吞虎咽起来,反正他又不是女生,吃相何须斯文?
很快,被叫醒的婵幽、晏紫苏也进了这个房间,喜极而泣的晏紫苏难以自制,当着萧晚晴、婵幽的面就抱着李佳玉哭了起来,女人总是这般敏感啊,李佳玉连忙放下碗筷,拍着堂嫂颤动的背脊细声安慰,一而再再而三地承诺,以后再也不会拿命去冒险……
看到李佳玉和晏紫苏这对叔嫂这么亲密,萧晚晴不由得低下头去,装作没看见,其实她心里还是挺介意的,如果是以前的话当然没太多的感觉,但八天前的那个晚上,她的身体就留下来李佳玉的痕迹,挥之不去,永生难忘了……
婵幽却眼神怪怪地瞥了一眼萧晚晴,又撇了撇她的丰臀,唇角勾起一丝幸灾乐祸的笑意,暗骂一声:
“奸夫淫妇狗男女……”
填饱肚子,已经是半夜两三点钟了,这个时辰谁都在休息着,晏紫苏带着李佳玉去卫生间洗漱,虽然李佳玉有光明净化术可以保持一尘不染滴血不沾,但有些时候,终归还是要用水来泡一下的。
躺在满是魔法净水的浴缸里,李佳玉闭上了双眼,细细地回味起跟女萝藤王后激战的点点滴滴,反复地推演揣摩着,并且深层的分析着会被毒倒的原因,这是他的必修课程,他可以情商负数,可以智力硬伤,但绝对不可以不积累战斗经验,因为这是他赖以活下去的资本。
晏紫苏在后面给李佳玉按着摩,青葱玉指用的力道恰到好处,再配上水润术滋润,别提多舒服了。
借着黄浊的虫火之光,李佳玉可以清清楚楚地看到身体的每一个部位,令他苦恼的是,皮肤怎么就越来越白嫩细腻了?逃亡以来好不容易锻炼出来的些许肌肉也消散于无形,四肢更是像玉藕般白洁无暇……
不知道是错觉还是什么,李佳玉觉得自己的小豆丁似乎涨了一圈,稍微长了一些,但因为堂嫂在场,李佳玉也不好意思进一步确认,只好留待日后再说了,不过话又说回来,昏迷了一次就涨了一圈,这也太过逆天了吧?如果照这样再昏迷几次,岂不是要超过楚翔的四十厘米了?
相比起小豆丁,李佳玉更关心的是手腕上的手镯。
这东西……到底是什么鬼玩意?
我李佳玉堂堂的纯爷们,怎么能戴上这种红色的玉质手镯?那可是专门给千金太太戴的有木有,男人要戴也是戴金属的护腕啊!
尝试着把精神力伸进手镯里,刹那间,李佳玉就浑身一震,激得周身的净水也潋滟波荡起来。
一股水乳。交融的亲切感传遍了全身,那手镯简直就像身体的延伸一样,与李佳玉达成了精神上的百分百同步!
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