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第七百四十四章 夜袭李佳玉

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“章鱼……该不会,你就是那个神王子吧?”

忽然间,萧晚晴说出了这么一句话,她看到黑暗章鱼露出那种沧桑概叹、寂寞如雪的表情,觉得黑暗章鱼来历非凡,于是试探着问出了这个极为荒唐的猜想。最新地址ltxsba.xyz

不料,黑暗章鱼却浑身一震,像是魂飞魄散一般惊惧骇然地瞪圆了双眼,十六根触手都在发颤,脸上的表情精彩丰富到了极点,张大了嘴巴,足足呆了一个呼吸的时间它才恢复过来,当即就摆出以前那副痴傻呆愣的笨蛋模样,慌慌张张地怪叫道:

“啊,怎么可能,晚晴主母你这不是在给本**丝戴高帽吗……我只是一头犯贱下流的色章鱼,满脑子都是变态的龌龊思想,整天就是混吃等死,就像一头大肥猪……你觉得我会是传说中英明神武、至高无上的神王子吗……这根本就是滑天下之大稽嘛,更何况章鱼是地球众多**丝的怨念凝聚体,怎么可能跟神明扯上关系……哎呀呀,这可不是玄幻小说咧,不可能会有神明降临的……”

一边说着,黑暗章鱼还一边傻乎乎地在嘴里吐着泡沫,竭力地像萧晚晴表现出它白痴的一面,妄图让萧晚晴打消对它的怀疑。

然而,萧晚晴却不吃黑暗章鱼的这套,她可不是李佳玉,而是个颇为精明能干的教育工作者,冰雪聪明,观察细腻,自然而然地就从黑暗章鱼的异常中看出了端倪。

只是……向来都白痴得令人发笑的黑暗章鱼,真的会是异世界神国的领袖么?

堂堂的神王子,变成了龌龊的色章鱼,连生殖器官都没有……这种反差也太大了吧?这简直比世界首富变成了家破人亡的穷酸乞丐还要令人难以接受……为了再一步验证自己的猜想,萧晚晴又抛出了一个深水炸弹,炸得黑暗章鱼方寸大乱:

“传说里的那个女神……跟佳玉有什么关系?难道佳玉就是那个女神的转世?”

“哇啊啊!晚晴主母你简直就是天生的狗血肥皂剧编剧啊……这么狗血的猜测你也想得出来!”黑暗章鱼飞到了天空中,几根触手拉住了自己的下嘴唇,眼睛里流露出一种奇异的色彩,脸上更是露出夸张至极的表情,嘎嘎怪笑道:“不可能的啦,主人分明就是地球人类嘛……**凡胎,怎么会是女神转世呢,真要是女神转世,也该转成女人才对,佳玉主人可是男的咧……更何况跟主人有关系的是光明女神,而不是那个水性杨花的不知名女神……”

“真的?章鱼,你不老实!”

“啊咧,章鱼从不撒谎……晚晴主人你可千万不要胡思乱想啊……大家都是一群在末日里苦苦挣扎的可怜生物,随时随刻都有可能被虫潮、尸潮、龙族之类的斩草除根,章鱼若是神王子、主人若是女神转世……那么老早就用神力拯救世界了,何必次次都被打得重伤垂死咩……再说,本章鱼对佳玉主人可没有半点非分之想,只是单纯地想要当护花使者而已……”

章鱼的解释,稍微让萧晚晴定下心来,它说的倒也有几分道理,这里可是地球耶,曾经的科学文明时代,根本就没有什么怪力乱神的超自然力量,那些魔啊,神啊之类的都是古代人凭空捏造出来,不可能会存在于地球之上……真正的超自然力量,是三个多月前超自然魔法时代揭幕后才出现的,而在此之前,地球所处的宇宙都是封闭的,没有任何的异时空强者能够闯进来。

换句话说……十九年前出生的李佳玉不大可能会跟异时空的谁谁谁扯上关系,他应该只是普通人而已。

“好了,晚晴主母,我们别再纠结于碎梦刀的传说了……还是赶紧谈谈该怎么救活红霞主母吧。”

“嗯……”

“现在能帮得了红霞主母的,就只有你、轻眉主母、思瑶主母……”

“为什么是我们三姐妹?”萧晚晴不淡定了。

“因为你们跟红霞主母有血脉关系啊,碎梦刀最喜欢的就是给近亲戴绿帽了……越是血脉相近的亲戚,就越能令碎梦刀兴奋。”黑暗章鱼也跟着兴奋了起来,眯起眼睛,两只触手绕在它后脑勺处,惬意地叫道:

“既然这样……那该是表姐来比较合适才对……”萧晚晴犹豫了一下,这才咬唇说道。

可不是吗,表姐是染红霞的母亲,又跟佳玉亲过嘴关系匪浅,理应该由她来救染红霞才对!

“不行的啦,轻眉主母正在融合龙之心脏,一时半会没办法醒过来……哪怕是轻眉主母化为七彩龙之后,也是不能跟佳玉主人恩爱的,要知道七彩龙不知疲惫,动力无限,真要弄起来,几天几夜也结束不了,主人可能会被榨干,伤到身体咧,你又不是不知道主人在这方面是硬伤,二三十分钟就败下阵来……”

黑暗章鱼撇了撇嘴,似乎是在鄙夷李佳玉那惨不忍睹的渣渣持久力,萧晚晴听得脸色微变,尴尬异常……她没想到表姐会有这样的惊变,更为李佳玉而感到担心。

“那……那可以找思瑶表妹啊。”

“思瑶主母不行咧,主人对她感情还不够深……所以她不是最适合的对象。”

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