第二百六十四章 淑女之思，御状吃瘪
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徐勋无可奈何地一手扶额，甭提多头痛了。他是鬼主意多不假，可礼部选妃是多年经验了，这又不是选驸马利益不大，除却锐意仕途的，其他众多人都想家里出个皇后，也如同寿宁侯建昌侯这两张一样威风一把，哪里是他能左右的？而且就算礼部选妃朱厚照去看一眼，不满意后难道还能向退包换？带着小皇帝去礼部偷看他未来的新娘，这一点他是能够想方设法做到，可怕就怕事后朱厚照一个不满闹了出来，事情就不好收场了！
“你就是无所不能，总之这事情我就交给你了，这是皇帝的旨意！”朱厚照不由分说地丢下了这么一句话，随即就笑吟吟地说道，“这事儿办成了，我立马给你和沈家姐姐赐婚。这事儿要是不成……嘿，我让你再打三年光棍再说，总不能让我独个儿倒霉！”
面对这样的交换条件，欲哭无泪的徐勋只得无可奈何地答应了下来，旋即才突然想到，从自己入狱到如今，他倒是往家里和沈悦那儿捎过信，可人还没回去过。老爹那里还好办，怎么如今也是当着伯爵又挂着正二品官职，消息总灵通一些，可小丫头那里只怕得事后用点功夫去交代了。尤其是要让小丫头知道他居然被迫和朱厚照定下了这样的城下之盟……
他正想着，目不转睛看着他的朱厚照却突然又嘿然笑道：“怎么，有淑女之思了？徐勋，你可别以为我在开玩笑，要是礼部选的人不好，又或者我娶不到我想娶的姑娘，将来就算你成婚的时候，我也给你送上十个八个美貌宫女，你要敢多看一眼，看沈姐姐在家里收拾你！”
“是是是，臣一定尽心竭力还不行吗？”
徐勋愁眉苦脸地答应了一句，心里盘算着是不是从选妃的根子上做做文章。可一想礼部那一摊子事他完全插不上手，也就只能打消这异想天开的设想。就在君臣二人你眼看我眼的时候，外间突然传来了一阵喧哗。
“王公公，这会儿你不能进去，殿下和徐勋在里头商量事情！”
“闪开，我有要紧事面见殿下！”
只听这声音，徐勋脑海中就已经冒出了一个人影，而朱厚照的反应更加直接，眉头一皱就说道：“王炮仗？他不在他的东厂好好呆着，到这儿来干什么？”
话音刚落，王岳就拨开竹帘子进了门来，看也不看徐勋便跪下冲朱厚照行了礼，随即抬起头说道：“殿下，先前锦衣卫都指挥同知叶广查办的徐勋张永私调火器一案，以查无实据结案，奴婢觉得不对，所以就让东厂……”。
“谁让你查的！”朱厚照一下子火了，当即打断了王岳的话，“这事情是我带着张永去求的父皇，父皇亲自下的手令，然后交给张永去调的火器和火龘药，期间每一件事都有对我回报，你是不是还要查一查我这个太龘子是不是心怀不轨？不过是父皇不想把事情闹大了，于是暂且敷衍一下那些啰啰嗦嗦的家伙，你还当真了？”
王岳被朱厚照这连珠炮似的一番话给说懵了，半晌才又重重磕了个头说：“殿下，就算前事真的是皇上中旨，这徐勋身上也有颇多可疑！他在南京本是有名的浪荡子弟，和兴安伯并不是什么父子，只后来却……”
“够了，我不想听这些！”朱厚照厉声打断了王岳的话，继而大发雷霆道，“王岳，看在你伺候过父皇那么多年，我最后警告你一回！先前的那案子父皇已经说过结案了，那就这么结案，外头的官儿们怎样是他们的事，可你下头那些人别想再兴风作浪！还有什么徐勋的从前，我管他从前是干什么的，我只知道他现在是我的左膀右臂！现在你该说的都说完了吧？出去，日后不许未经通报再擅闯进来！”
“是，奴婢遵旨。”
王岳满腹忠心进来劝谏，未料得却来了这么一个结局，顿时只觉得心里又苦又涩，这会儿勉强又磕了个头后起身。见徐勋看着他的眼神异常奇怪，与其说是仇视不如说是怜悯，一时他又激起了心头的傲气，竟是冷哼一声就扭头大步离去。
“反了他了！”朱厚照只觉得余怒未消，可见徐勋似乎并不着恼，他不禁皱了皱眉，“徐勋，父皇对我说过，王炮仗人是爆炭性子，可心还是好的，他那些话你听过就算了。”
“是，臣多谢殿下维护。
徐勋连忙行礼称谢，接下来又被朱厚照缠着说选妃的事，等好容易成功落荒而逃之后，一离开乾清宫，他刚刚打趣朱厚照的那促狭表情立时无影无踪。
王岳这王炮仗的名声实在是名不虚传，可既然是炮仗，总得有个点的人。要说王岳这性子，能在宫中东厂的位子上坐这些年，还真的是多亏了有弘治皇帝这样的天子，如今换了朱厚照，此人那满腹忠心就变成满腹不合时宜了！
于是，他也不回西苑，径直从玄武门出了宫城，一路直奔黄瓦西门的内官监。一到门口见着守在这里的钱宁，他就问道：“刘文泰眼下如何？”
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