第三百三十九章 青楼证清白
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“去青楼找……找女人?”
饶是刘瑾为了逢迎朱厚照这位主儿,什么事都肯去做去巴结去奉承,可此时此刻听到小皇帝那怒气冲冲的话,他仍是不免瞠目结舌,连说话都有些结结巴巴了起来。更多小说ltxs520.com见朱厚照一副别让朕说第二遍的不耐烦,他慌忙定了定神,小心翼翼咬文嚼字地问道:“皇上若是有淑女之思,这宫里有的是……”
“朕说了,是去青楼,不是在宫里!”
朱厚照满心都是烦躁,一时又冲着刘瑾大声嚷嚷了一句。这时候,刘瑾终于不敢再当成皇帝只是一时兴起了,知道必然是刚刚在坤宁宫张太后那儿受了些什么刺激。然而,若别的时候朱厚照有这要求,他一定会竭尽全力瞒天过海加以满足,可现如今还在朱厚照服丧期间,又牵涉到太后,他却不敢莽莽撞撞径直把人带到了青楼去。于是,电光火石之间,他几乎把脑袋都想破了,终于生出了一个拉人下水的主意来。
“皇上,这京城哪些院子最好,奴婢还真的不甚了然。不过皇上若真的要出宫去青楼赏鉴赏鉴,不妨叫上徐勋,他毕竟是外官,这些门道应该都是精的。
刘瑾不说徐勋还好,一说徐勋,朱厚照顿时想起了张太后刚刚那些话,脸一下子就黑了。然而,想想这谣言的可恶,再想想自己撂下给张太后的话,他一瞬间便计上心头,当即狠狠地点了点头道:“好,叫上他!一个巴掌拍不响,这事儿原本就不是朕一个人的,他也得对朕负责……对了,就叫瑞生去兴安伯府送信,让他赶紧到西四牌楼和朕会合!”
这十万火急的口信传到了兴安伯府,顿时让徐勋犹如丈二和尚摸不着头脑——毕竟,瑞生说小皇帝气急败坏可他怎么也想不出朱厚照气急败坏的理由——就算是刘瑾真的在司礼监收获丰厚,于是挑唆皇帝要冲司礼监下手,那也不该会阄成这样才对。于是,他随便换了一身衣裳索性连一个随从都不带就匆匆出门,一到西四牌楼就看到了朱厚照那张铁青的脸。
“怎么这么慢!”
朱厚照见瑞生要请罪,他便不耐烦地摆了摆手,旋即喝了刘瑾带人退开几步四下里守着,这才看着徐勋面色不善地说道:“这京城哪座青楼最好,带朕去!”
这直截了当的一句话犹如五雷轰顶,一下子把徐勋定在了原地。他和朱厚照相识相知也不是一两天了好新鲜没长性贪玩贪吃···…这些小孩子的毛病朱厚照都有,可要说好色却还真没显露出来。所以,朱厚照这样十万火急地找了他会合,然后张口就说要去青楼,怎叫他不雷得外焦里嫩?好一会儿,他才咽了一口唾沫问道:“皇上问的是……青楼?”
“废话,不是青楼,难道还是红楼白楼紫楼?”朱厚照没好气地瞪了徐勋一眼这才指着他的鼻子说道,“这次你别想拿沈姐姐糊弄朕,就算拼着给沈姐姐大骂一顿今天你怎么也得陪着朕去一趟青楼,否则日后还指不定有人说出什么样的难听话来!事情都是你惹出来的,要不是朕老用你,别人至于戳朕的脊梁骨?要证明朕和你的清白,少了你怎么行!”
话说到这个份上,徐勋隐隐约约摸着了一点边际,可朱厚照不肯继续往下说,反而一个劲地催促,他没工夫去想,只能绞尽脑汁在那想着这京城都有些什么著名的烟花之地。然而眼角余光瞥见那边厢躲躲闪闪的刘瑾时,他却不免暗自把这老家伙骂了个狗血淋头。
小爷才到京城一年,你这几十年厮混在京城的人居然不知道那些有名的楼子在哪儿,还得小爷我费神,真是太不够义气了!
暗骂归暗骂,可在朱厚照那目不转睛的瞪视之下他不得不加紧搜肠刮肚。也不知道过了多久,实在没辙的他终于灵机一动,当即犹犹豫豫地说道:“臣曾经听王世坤说过,勾阑胡同本司胡同和演乐胡同那边乃是著名的烟花之地,想来各式各样的院子不少。”
话音刚落,后头便传来了刘瑾的声音:“皇上,那三条胡同是教坊司所在,里头都是官妓,虽则有不少动人的,可来来往往的闲杂人等也多,到时候万一被人认出来,咱们是无所谓,可您和徐大人必定麻烦得很。”
“哎呀,刘公公到底是老马识途,这事儿我就没想到。我还以为那边既是著名的花街柳巷,总有些清净的地方。不如刘公公出个主意?”
刘瑾见徐勋顺水推舟把包袱送了过来,脸色不禁一僵,见朱厚照又瞪向了他,他慌忙咳嗽一声,旋即便满脸堆笑地说:“奴娜也就是奉旨去过教坊司几回,这才有些印象,至于其他的,奴婢,还真的是两眼一抹黑······原本老谷在京城,还能动用一下西厂去查一查,现如今却实在是没办法了······对了,皇上,不若去锦衣卫叫上那个李逸风来?他可是北镇抚司的头子,这京城大大小小的风月之地,就不可能瞒过他的!”
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