第二百二十六章 尘埃落定
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许清的话引来一片轰笑，说到饿，许清肚子还有点饿了，和这些文官共食，花样多多，饭菜没顾得上吃多少，倒是被灌了一肚子的酒，还不时要发表些热情洋溢的讲话，安慰他们忐忑不安的心。这时正好看到路边一盏桔黄色的灯笼下，一位白发萧疏的老婆婆在卖煎蟹饼，许清吃过蟹饼，味道非常不错，见这老婆婆夜色中，冒着寒风还在守着生意，那桔黄色的灯光给人一种温暖的感觉。
“六郎，去弄些蟹饼来，呃，把这老婆婆的蟹饼全买了吧，咱们若是吃不完，拿回去给兄弟们一人一个当夜宵吃。”
荆六郎古怪地望许清一眼，说道：“我说侯爷，您这是同情心又泛滥了吧？”
“爷我是真的饿了，刚才你没听见吗？”
被许清一声低吼，荆六郎赶紧撒丫似的往老婆婆的饼摊跑去，不一会便用油纸包着几十个蟹饼回来，那灯下的老婆婆还在合手作礼，脸上风霜的皱纹尽数展开来。
荆六郎把两个蟹饼递给他，自己和其它护卫也各分了几个，大口的吃了起来。
“呀，好吃，侯爷选的东西保准没错，咦！侯爷你不是说饿了吗，怎么不吃啊？哪老婆婆说了，这蟹饼啊热的才香，侯爷您也别等回到衙门了，快趁热吃吧！”
荆六郎一边大口地啃着，一边含糊不清的唠叨，许清本来也开始咬了一口，突然听他来一句‘趁热吃’，不由想起一个经典的笑话，顿时没了胃口。看他们还在大口的吃得不亦乐乎，许清决定，好东西也得给他们分享一下才行。
“六郎啊！我给你们说个笑话吧！”
“呃？什么笑话，侯爷请讲！”
“话说有一对苍蝇母子，嗡嗡嗡地飞到茅厕里，开始享受他们的大餐，这时小苍蝇就问了：娘亲……”
“等等，侯爷，这苍蝇也会说话吗？”荆六郎疑惑地问道。
“苍蝇自然也有苍蝇的语言，你听不懂不代表他们没有，别打岔，专心往下听，这时小苍蝇就问了：娘亲，咱们为什么每餐都要吃人屎呢？母苍蝇听了赶紧说道：孩子，不要在用餐的时候说这么恶心的话，来！快趁热吃吧！”
效果很不错！荆六郎他们听了纷纷大笑，最后都蹲在了地上，等他们笑停了，许清接着说道：“我说你们几个，老婆婆冒着寒风出来煎蟹饼可不容易，别浪费了哦，快！趁热吃吧！”
许清说完，自个走在前面，开始一边偷笑一边细啃着蟹饼，偶尔回头就见荆六他们，一个二个望着手中热气腾腾的蟹饼，就是没再张口！
“快，快趁热吃吧！快啊！”许清不忘催促几句，可越是催促，荆六郎他们越是张不开口！
“侯爷，这个……属下等还是等凉了再吃吧！”
许清看着他们一个个苦着脸的样子，自己忍不住爆笑了出来，直到眼泪流到了脸上，许清好不容易才收住笑说道：“六郎！你们还是赶紧趁热吃吧！哈哈哈！反正这蟹饼不能浪费喽！你们就不怕凉了又有凉的笑话吗？”
一听许清这么说，荆六郎他们便义然奔赴刑场一般，纷纷张嘴，三口两口把手上的蟹饼吃光，完了荆六郎说道：“侯爷，咱们赶紧走，趁着蟹饼还热，赶紧拿回去分给其它的兄弟，侯爷，你不介意属下把你的笑话说给其它兄弟听吧？”
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