第三百零三章 打春牛
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第三百零三章打春牛
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初一百官进宫给皇帝拜年，接下来近十天许清就开始忙得脚不沾地，老丈人晏殊家，荆王府这些自然怠慢不得。龙腾小说ltxs520.com
接下来便是朝中交好的官员往来，欧阳修、曾公亮、蔡襄等等，礼物一车车的拉出去，即便是许多府第只是送上名贴及年礼，许清也忙了好多天才稍稍得点闲暇。
而每天回到家里，家中更是门庭若市，车马排出半里远，只要有点眼色的，谁不想借此机会来交好夏宁侯，且不管赵祯是如何看待许清，光是准备同日迎娶首相府千金，荆王府郡主这两样说道，就足已让官员们瞧清了风色，对夏宁侯府趋之若鹜。
甚至许多地方官也亲自赶进京来，路远脱不开身的，也遣人送上名贴礼物，这年头可没有过年不收礼的说头，若是上门不带点礼物，那才被传为‘佳话’呢！整个正月年假，就是官员们一次礼尚往来，攀附结交，联络同僚的好时光。
这时当官、当大官的优越感，充分地体现了出来，三个厢房的礼物拉了出去，个厢房的礼物又堆了进来，过一回年，三年不领俸禄，都能过得悠哉游哉，以前许清不懂，现在算是彻底懂了！
每日里的酒席歌宴，让许清感觉体力被超常的透支了，比领军作战还要累，但却不得不打起精神来应酬，每天入夜等客人散尽，便只剩下一副病厌厌的感觉，只盼着早日结束这种迎来送往。
就连小颜她们体力也超常透支了，许清每天忙着应酬，小颜她们就天天逛大街，晚上回来也是一脸的菜色，跟许清嚷了几回第二天不出去了，但真到了第二天，又忍不住那种诱惑，街上新奇好玩的东西太多了，感觉还有太多没来得及看，没来得及玩，错过了多可惜啊！
这年头虽然没有后世那种高科技，但市井间的杂艺，魔术、幻术、新奇玩意一点也不比后世差，象那天许清带着小颜去看的使唤蜂蝶，不过是其中一种而已，象追呼蝼蚁，鱼跳刀门、训鸟雀等等不胜枚举，皆是精彩绝伦，令人叹为观止。
官府及显贵之家组织的活动更是目不暇接，象斗鸡、斗狗、关扑、相扑、舞狮、蹴踘，到了正月十五开始，连皇家也开始买市，所谓的买市，就是出钱请民间的杂耍歌舞队沿街表演，派有衙役跟随，定好路线，从朱雀门出发，演过几条大街后，再回到朱雀门，然后给钱！
作为司农寺少卿，许清初六这天一大早，便要赶到迎春殿，这是要举行‘打春’仪式，在以农为本的古代，这种仪式极为隆重。
太史局在冬至前，就要造好一只土牛，置于迎春殿，土牛以岁干色为头，支色为身，纳音色为腹，日干色为角、耳、尾，支色为胫，纳音色为蹄，旁边还有司策牛的土偶人，造得栩栩如生，连笼头、缰绳都有规定的尺寸，一点不得乱来。
那策牛人的土偶人叫‘勾芒神’，站立的位置更是讲究，若春在岁前，策牛人则在牛后；若春在岁后，则策牛人在牛前；春与岁齐，则土牛与策牛人并立；谁若乱摆乱放，那你这辈子就完了。
范仲淹是司农寺卿，本来这次是由他来迎出春牛的，但这两天染了风寒，身体不适，这项光荣的任务便落到了许清这个少卿头上。
沐浴焚香拜祭，许清亲自出马，念完一篇声情并茂的祭文后，由皇家乐队（太常寺）奏乐，将春牛迎出迎春殿，这下好了，刚才对那春牛得毕恭毕敬，现在嘛，该是揍它的时候了！依旧是许清带头，各人执皮鞭、芒杖，开始对春牛狠狠的‘’，一翻抽打下来，直将春牛打得破成碎片。
接着太监宫女们全冲上来，争夺着那春牛的碎片，娘的喂！两三千人啊，那场面闹哄哄的，比抢金子还热烈。
许清抱着个牛头被围在中间，几千人挤来拥去，也不知被多少宫女趁机谐油，连臀眼儿都被摸了个遍，各种形态各异，大小不同，绵软不一的香乳粉臀更是直往他手里送。
许清也未料会出现这种现象，这回可谓真个阅尽花丛了，当然了，那些太监若接近来，许大官脚丫子会毫不迟疑地踹过去，最后许清被几个宫女扑倒在地，那牛头早已不翼而飞，脸上还落了不少唇印。
这回许大官人怒了，好不容易抢来的牛头啊！据说能抢到一块碎片，全家一年都能幸福安康，五谷丰登！何况爷抢到的是整个牛头，那得有多幸福啊！
牛头没了，那就抢别的头吧！不客气了，谁再客气谁不是娘养的，那些香乳送上来就狠捏一把，耳边娇呼连连，媚声盈耳，粉臀玉腿大力摸个遍，光让人揩自己油不还手，爷还是男人吗？反正场上几千人挤在一起，谁也不会顾着这里。
算了，原谅她们吧，皆竟在这皇宫里，什么都有，就数男人成了稀缺动物！爷又长得风度翩翩，这还不跟唐僧肉似的？等场上的人潮慢慢疏散，许大官人一边用大袖抹着脸上的唇印，一边在心里自我开解道。
这一天除了皇宫里迎春牛外，各个官府衙门也举行同样的仪式，凡到初六这一天，百姓们都会早早守在衙门前，一等仪式完后，便开始大力争抢春牛碎片，春牛寄托了百姓太多美好的愿望，有些地方甚至出现踩踏伤亡事故，但百姓们依然年年乐此不疲。
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