第两百七十三章 郁闷的秘书长
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第两百七十三章郁闷的秘书长
“对,对就是这个意思,这回你无论如何要帮姐一把,要不然这回他们非得把你姐我许配给上次生日相亲的那位爆发户不可!”李丽见张卫东终于明白过来,急忙道。更多小说ltxs520.com
“不是吧,上次那个不是说不成功吗?”张卫东见果然被自己猜中了,不禁傻眼,他明明记得上次李丽说又失败了的呀。
“是不成功啊,可问题是人家觉得我不错,而且我家里还有他家里的人也都觉得很好啊。所以这段时间我家里一直在催,刚才我被催急了就胡乱说已经找到合适的了,现在正跟他在学校附近逛街呢!”李丽很郁闷地道。
“那也不用这么急啊,你爸妈不是在老家飞云县吗?难道他们大半夜的还赶过来不成?就算真赶过来,你不会随便找个借口说男朋友临时有事吗?”张卫东没好气道,他真想不通李丽平时看起来这么聪明的一个人,怎么到了关键的时刻竟然连这点弯都不会转。
“废话,难道这我会不知道吗?问题是他们打电话的时候已经在吴州了,你说这一时半刻的我能改口吗?”李丽越发郁闷道。
张卫东一听不禁傻眼了,心想李丽她爸妈也够绝的,都已经在吴州市还打电话催什么催?
“快说你在学校哪里,我现在就开车去你那边。”李丽见张卫东没反应,又急忙忙地道。
“丽姐你还是饶了我吧,这种事情我去肯定会穿帮的。”
张卫东一听这话顿时浑身打了个激灵。上次不过假办男朋友去k歌,这次可是去见“丈母娘”,这扮演的级别和难度可是成几何数上升,以张卫东这种性格,恐怕“丈母娘”稍微拷问几句就马上露馅了,况且两人年纪相差这么大,糊弄糊弄年轻人还可以,又怎么糊弄得过老人家呢。
“一时半刻我去哪里找成熟稳重的男人,不管了,你就咬咬牙帮姐顶上去吧,等事成后我请你吃饭。”李丽见张卫东打退堂鼓,不禁急了。
成熟稳重的男人?李丽这句话倒是提醒了张卫东,自己的边上不就有一位吗?而且自己还不正想着介绍他们认识吗?
这么一想,张卫东急忙道:“丽姐你先不急,我身边就有一位成熟稳重的男人,而且还是市委秘书长,要不我先问问他的意思,看看能不能友情客串一下?”
既然要介绍两人认识,张卫东倒也不想隐瞒谭永谦的身份,要不然就显得不尊重李丽了。至于到时他们如何向李丽的父母怎么介绍谭永谦的身份,那就是另外一回事了,总不能真跟他们说李丽正在跟市委秘书长谈对象吧,这要是传出去事情就闹大了。
“得了吧,市委秘书长,你干嘛不说市委书记啊!”李丽当然不相信就张卫东这身份还能跟市委秘书长交上朋友,更别说还能请动他老人家友情客串她的男朋友。
张卫东一时倒没想到自己实话实说李丽却压根就不相信,不过随即一想,这样也好,一来省得自己解释,二来也能让李丽以平常心跟谭永谦交往,真要两人成了,李丽发现谭永谦果真是市委秘书长,到时也没理由埋怨他和谭永谦故意瞒着她。
这么一想,张卫东也就不再特意解释,而是笑道:“市委书记不是已经名草有主了嘛。”
“咯咯!你小子倒是越来越油腔滑调了!按照你的说法,人家官做到市委秘书长还是孤家寡人一位,这可能吗?我看真要这样,这家伙取向绝对有问题。”李丽闻言先是咯咯笑了一阵,然后没好气地道。
张卫东一听暴汗,心想幸好谭永谦在他接电话时特意走远了一点,要不然让他听到还不得郁闷死。
“还别说,我身边的这位还真就是孤家寡人一位。”张卫东笑道。
“行了,行了,你别跟我耍嘴皮子,现在你马上帮我问问你身边那位秘书长朋友,问他能不能稍微帮个忙,事后本姑娘必有重报,当然他要是不同意客串,那就只好麻烦张老师您老人家了。反正我现在就开车往学校赶。”李丽没心没肺地道。
“算我交友不慎!”张卫东很是郁闷地嘀咕了一句,而电话那头的李丽则开心地咯咯笑了起来,然后挂掉了电话。好像现在应该着急的不是她而是张卫东似的。
张卫东听到那咯咯的笑声,很是郁闷地摇了摇头。不过想起万一李丽跟谭永谦成了,她要改口叫自己叔叔,张卫东心情又突然豁然开朗起来,嘴角露出一丝幸灾乐祸的笑容。
“永谦晚上没什么事情吧?有件事需要你帮个忙。”张卫东挂掉电话后,走到谭永谦的身边,拍着他的肩膀笑眯眯地道。
不知道为什么谭永谦,突然感到一股寒意,总有股很不详的感觉,但既然小叔开口了,就算是上刀山下火海,他也得咬着牙上啊,所以谭永谦急忙道:“叔您跟我这么客气干嘛?有事您吩咐就行了。”
张卫东闻言嘴角露出一丝罕见的狡黠微笑,道:“其实也没什么大事,就是刚才有位很要好的同事打来电话,说想找个人假扮一下她的男朋友……”
张卫东把事情原原本本跟谭永谦说了一遍,谭永谦越听脸色越苍白,堂堂市委秘书长假扮大学女老师的男朋友去见女方的家长,这简直比上刀山下火海的难度还要大啊,而这个异想天开,胆大妄为的主意也只有张卫东这种人才想得出来。
可这又不是什么杀人放火,贪赃枉法的事情,张卫东既然开了这个口,谭永谦能拒绝吗?
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