七十六、哎呦,渣男!
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“然后我就被带走了,然后一个穿着紧身衣的金发美女跟我说,让我先适应一段时间。龙腾小说网ltxs520.com能适应就留下来。”
晚饭的时候,邓锦已经坐在猴爷家的客厅里,吃着一碗凉拌面,不紧不慢的给叶菲解释着他被带走之后的事情。
此刻的邓锦已经完全没有了那个富二代的光环,在塔城他就是一个新手,一个莫名其妙的新手,比最菜的菜鸟都要菜,而且没有正式的通关证明。但他可是奈非天引荐的人,就算是一坨屎也没人会赶走他。
至于他最后会怎么样,那可就不是人力可控的了。
“你晚上住哪”叶菲漫不经心的问了一句:“塔城没有宾馆。”
“我睡沙发。”
“你跟我说没用。”叶菲轻蔑的一笑:“要跟里头那位说了才有用。”
里头那位,就是正缩在房间里玩游戏还满嘴骂骂咧咧的猴爷,他已经宅了好久了,这种混吃等死的生活简直太合他胃口,每天现在就过着残疾人一般的生活,躲在房间里不出来,吃饭要人送进去,白天叶菲他们出去训练,他就能活生生的睡一天,饿了就吃一包方便面、渴了直接自来水。
“那我去跟他商量一下。”
“去吧。”
邓锦三两口吃完面条擦了擦手,走到猴爷的屋门口轻轻敲了敲门,猴爷连头也没回不,是没有任何反应,专心致志的打着副本。
邓锦靠在门边等了好一会儿,直到猴爷从耳朵上摘下耳机甩在桌子上:“妈的,一群撒比”
骂完之后,他慢慢转过头看了一眼邓锦:“你来干啥”
“我”邓锦在猴爷的面前多少还是有点肝颤,他吞了口唾沫:“我想借宿一晚。”
“哦,随便。刚好有个人住训练营,你住他房间吧。”
猴爷摘下耳机走出门,跟邓锦擦肩而过的时候,他突然停住了脚步:“你他妈也真是不懂事。”
“啊”邓锦也蒙了:“怎怎么了”
“大老远来也不知道带点东西就这么空手来”
“下次下次,下次一定给带。”
猴爷翻了个白眼走到饭厅,端起叶菲已经给准备好的饭菜,大口的吃了起来。邓锦在旁边看得心酸的一塌糊涂,因为自己的东西就是碗面条,可大猴爷的晚餐除了有牛肉之外还有一盘色泽油亮的海参,看上去味道就相当不错。
“我跟你商量件事呗”叶菲跪在凳子上,双手撑着上半身靠着桌子,加上她的紧身衣,曲线柔美、姿色撩人:“明天啊我们一个小组的几个姑娘想办个聚会,你看”
“你们能办什么聚会,就是趴呗。”猴爷喝了口饮料:“你要去就去,拉着我干什么。”
“陪我去嘛你也该有点社交活动了,天天在屋里不好。房间又不通风、天天又不锻炼,你看你小肚子都起来了,胡子也不收拾,头发也乱糟糟的。”
猴爷白了她一眼,压根不搭理她,反倒放下碗仰起头看了看表:“不跟你说了,我去打史诗本了。”
“等等等等啊啊啊啊”
叶菲双手拽着猴爷的胳膊,整个身子都蹭在地上,典型的耍赖起手式,如果这招还不行,下面一定会变成抱大腿,这是套路,典型套路。
这是两个人每日的日常互动,但在邓锦看来却是惊为天人好吗。叶菲从哪个角度来看都是女神,要身材有身材、要眼神有眼神、要五官有五官、要气质有气质,这种可遇不可求的女神,现在正赖在地上和一个邋里邋遢的男人耍赖,这要不是邓锦知道这个邋遢男人是天梯排名第一的鱼龙,恐怕他都得上去装逼了
“别烦我。”猴爷甩着胳膊,把叶菲的胸甩得如水有波浪:“爱干什么干什么去。”
“队长你说过的啊我们队的宗旨是不主动不拒绝不承认不负责啊,你不能拒绝我啊。”
“啊”猴爷眉头一挑:“我没说过。”
“你就是不承”叶菲说完就觉得是自己给自己了一嘴巴,不承认不负责么,可不就是他没说过么。
邓锦这时从后头走上来,轻轻咳嗽一声:“要不我陪你去”
猴爷侧过头看着他:“我这人不喜欢装逼,没兴趣去那种场合。”
他不喜欢装逼邓锦在旁边都听愣了,他不喜欢装逼谁还喜欢装逼他说这句话就特么在装逼好吗,真是从未见过如此厚颜无耻之人。
“好嘛好嘛,就算帮帮我啦。”叶菲总算还是使出了抱大腿的绝招,穿着幽灵特工制服抱大腿的样子,格外诱人:“只要你肯去,你让我干什么都行。”
“我现在让你干什么你也得干啊,不去不去。”
“我哭给你看啊”
“你死给我看都不去。”
“吕梵磊你不要太过分了”叶菲抱着大腿义正言辞的样子,看起来怎么都不那么严肃:“不去明天不,这个礼拜都吃炸鸡去吧。”
猴爷想了想:“那我明天要吃包子。”
“我死都给你死出来”
“黄金开口笑。”
“你去死吧。”叶菲甩开猴爷的腿:“不去算了”
旁边的邓锦眨着眼睛,终于忍不住的插嘴了:“能容我说句话吗黄金开口笑是什么我吃过全世界了,真没听过这种包子。”
一听到这个问题,猴爷的眼神整个都亮了起来,他直起腰深吸一口气:“黄金开口笑是当年在上海举办的面点终极对决上大陆第一面点王谢师傅做出来和四神海鲜八宝包子一决高下的终极面点,用牛肉和粉丝当馅料,在包子皮上划开一道口子再抹上一层蛋黄,下油锅用高温油速”
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