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二百三十六、你是不是傻(上)

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建刚在山洞里等到了李世民的大驾光临,这件事她还没有跟墨荀他们说,所以当墨荀看到李世民的时候都显得非常吃惊甚至震怒。更多小说ltxs520.com

不过呢,李世民是谁?那可是以后要当皇帝的人,口才什么的甚是了得,不到十分钟就把单纯的傻x墨荀给忽悠住了,并且给他一个承诺说一定会还给墨家一个公道。

至于这个公道是什么,他没说,反正都是空头支票而已,毕竟如果造反不成功的话,都是得人头落地没他什么事的。

这说起来吧,这唐朝的造反风气大概就是从李世民这传下去的,后头的李承乾像造李世民的反、高阳公主想造李治的反、李冲李贞造武则天的反,这好像就是个传统似的,哪个皇帝手底下要是没几起造反的事发生都不好意思跟列祖列宗打招呼。

不过嘛,武则天已经不可能存在了,她现在正和布布一起坐在广场上的夜宵摊子上吃龙虾……

当然,这个时候李世民还不认识他这位蹿了他祖宗基业的小老婆,现在的他满脑子想的都是怎么坐上那张金光闪闪的龙椅。

秘密的把建刚三人带到秦王府,李世民并没有立刻跟他们开始商量造反大业,而是先把这件事跟他老婆和大舅子通报了一声。

长孙无忌这人真不是什么好东西,在历史上吧,这个老家伙把最有可能继承李世民衣钵并且中兴大唐的李恪用莫须有给弄死了,李恪死前可是用命去咒了一把长孙无忌,而最后长孙无忌也是被他亲外甥给赐了三丈白绫。

当然,其实整个唐王朝说是好东西的除了那几个早就死了的人之外,能活下去的就真没几个好东西了,不然脏唐的名头也没法声名远播。

李世民要造反,不算他老婆之外,第一个知道的恐怕就是这个大舅哥了,而且作为李世民的超级智囊之一,他除的损招阴招可算是不少。

现在他们凑到一起,长孙无忌根本没想其他,反而是想着怎么怂恿李世民去控制建刚这张王炸。

可怎么控制呢?这个问题就很严肃了,李世民不是没有试过,高官厚禄的许诺不管用,人家嗤之以鼻。天下太平的憧憬不好使,人家根本不在意。利诱没戏,威逼更没戏。这种人其实要按照帝王术来说,甭管你多牛逼,第一个就得给弄死,宋朝岳飞就是个活生生的例子。

可是弄死也不行啊,先不说能不能弄的死,就光说现在只有她一个人可以和李渊身边的妖僧相匹敌,而且还带着两个墨家的高手,这得是多大的一股力量。李世民可是见过妖僧的能耐,那可不是人力所能抗衡的。

“这倒是难办。”长孙无忌这时候年纪也不大,但天生一张老狐狸的面相却让他看上去最少比李世民大二十岁:“世上还真有这不爱荣华之人?”

“有。”李世民斩钉截铁:“她那头还等着我去酬酢,我安排她三人住在常春阁中。”

“这倒是麻烦事。”长孙无忌眼睛溜溜转了几圈:“倒不如……你把她给娶了吧,这倒是一劳永逸。”

李世民顿时震惊,哭笑不得的看着长孙无忌:“这时候了,不要说笑。”

长孙无忌还没说话,旁边李世民的正牌老婆就发话了:“二郎,这倒是个上佳之策,哪怕事成之后这皇后之位让给她也不是不可以。”

“观音婢……”

李世民突然觉得自己挺委屈的,自己一个顶天立地的老爷们,现在想办成一件事居然还得百般讨好一女子,这说出来都让人羞愧难当。可是又无可奈何,先下他手中无人可用,除了长孙无忌外根本无力与李建成相抗衡,更别说身边有国师护卫的李渊。

特别是李渊,他肯定是和那个妖僧达成了什么协议,所以这些年来一直纵容那个妖僧胡作非为,甚至还呵护有加。当然,李建成也不是现在的他能够撼动的,如果没有建刚的力量,他甚至可能连对上个李元吉都得头破血流。

“二郎,一切以大事为重啊。”观音婢握着李世民的手:“去作吧,她再强也不过是一介女子,是女子总是要有个归宿的,这普天之下能配的起她的人,除了你便再无他人了。”

李世民恨恨的锤了一下桌子,气呼呼的离开了。而与此同时,正在广场吃宵夜给两个小朋友的剥虾的猴爷却说出了截然不同的言论。

“我跟你们说,你们俩以后宁可一辈子不嫁,也千万别特么随便找。还有,要是让我知道你们敢给老子在大学以前谈恋爱,你们试试,谈一个我就灭他满门。”

小武不明白什么是谈恋爱,但能听懂灭满门,她歪着头问猴爷:“您是天子吗?”

“皇帝算个屁。”布布傲气的仰起头:“他可比皇帝厉害多啦。”

顿时小武看猴爷的眼神就变了许多,从原来的战战兢兢变成了敬畏有加,毕竟在小武的世界观里,皇帝就已经是顶天厉害的人了,连妖魔鬼怪都能被皇帝的一句话而斩杀殆尽。而布布又是她人生的信条,布布说猴爷比皇帝厉害,那么在小武那里,猴爷就真的是比皇帝厉害了。

“整天灭满门灭满门的,你能不能别在面前胡说啊。”戴微不高兴的把整个鱼头都夹到了猴爷碗里:“快吃快吃!不许说话了。”

“谁给你资格管我的!”猴爷眼睛一瞪,然后想想之后却点了点头:“也对,那就不灭满门了。那她俩以后谁要早恋,我就直接用小武发明的招来整治他们男朋友了。”

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