二百六十四、来啊,当土匪啊!
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“既然是土匪,那咱们也当个另类点的土匪。”猴爷看着寨子里忙来忙去的机器人:“去,小红。给山下派粮!再跟下头的老百姓说一声,今天晚上这摆流水宴,不来的杀头!”
“你这么说人家能来?”
“你不这么说才没人来!”
说真的,这要是让张群知道大猴爷居然在山里当土匪玩,他不跳起脚来骂人才奇怪呢,不过好在除了小红和猴爷,一切都是悄咪咪进行的。日本人正忙着搜索调查到底是谁干掉了一整个宫古舰队,压根没兴趣管一个小土匪窝点是不是换人了,而山下的百姓最多也就是知道祸害他们的人换了一批,仅此而已。
果不其然,收到猴爷这个新任山大王的邀请之后,周围四寨五村两屯子的一千多号人没有一个是笑脸了,就算是拿到了米面粮食也没有一个人是开心的。他们不知道这新来的山大王要干什么,更不知道这个山大王是个怎么样的人。
但人家说了,不去要杀头。
所以整个黑风寨周围的村寨几乎是哀鸿遍野,特别是家里有闺女的更是叫一个如丧考妣,还有一下午的功夫,他们是变着花样折腾自家闺女,剃秃瓢的、抹炭黑的、塞棉花装驼背的、用布把胸裹严实装男孩的,总之是花样百出。
刚过晌午,猴爷这边已经忙活开了,机器人不吃饭,但干起活却是相当利索,几个小时的时间,黑风寨外头的土转木栅栏就已经全部变成了钢筋水凝土,隐藏在其中的自动哨戒炮密密麻麻,地下也开始挖掘防御工事并且在隐蔽的地方装上了聚能炮,虽然从外头看上去这里还是那个破破烂烂的土匪窝,但从里头看却已经是继承了小红一贯暗黑风的钢铁堡垒。毫不夸张的说,就这配置让日本人来攻,别说什么中队了,就算是一个军团来打都是白给,一轮齐射下去他们就得撤退。
等到了下午时,整个改造攻城已经接近尾声,接着六台炊事车一起开始工作,千多人的饭菜几乎是在两个小时内就全部解决。
口味嘛,其实也就那样,毕竟大锅菜。但关键是材料不得了,鸡鸭鱼肉蛋样样不缺,这伙食就算是放到日本关东军指挥部里那也是庆功宴上只有军官才能享受的待遇。
太阳偏西时,已经陆陆续续有老百姓被机械士兵引入了黑风寨,他们看不懂这里头的东西,坐在桌子前只是怕,有些带着孩子的小妇人哭哭啼啼的就来了。那种感觉就好像村里的小寡妇去村长家求办事,明明知道等会要发生什么,但却不得不敲开那扇门。
终于等天全黑下来之后,一千多号村民坐满了大半个黑风寨的院子,桌上的菜谁也不敢动,生怕自己动了一下会引来杀身之祸。
“次不得!”
猴爷刚动筷子,就被旁边一个老头给一把拍下了,猴爷一脸震惊,而那大爷却言之切切的说道:“你要次了银家的饭,银家要你的命儿。”
“哈?”猴爷抠了抠鼻子:“谁告诉你的?”
“外乡银?我可跟你嗦了,这饭次不得。”
猴爷斜眼看了他一下,端起碗就夹了个炸鸡腿:“老子饿死了,又特么没毒,怎么就不能吃了?”
一桌的人都用同情的眼光看着猴爷,那眼神仿佛在看一个死人。
而这时,从屋里走出了一个大汉,他内部编号是t800,被小红设置成一身腱子肉、满脸凶肉但开口娘娘腔的类型。
他一出场,所有的窃窃私语声顿时停止,所有人都以为他就是这黑风寨的新当家。而他在那站定了一会儿,径直奔向了猴爷的方向。
跟猴爷同桌的那些百姓齐齐叹了口气,然后默默向后靠了点,生怕血溅到自己身上……
t800来到猴爷身边,刚捏起兰花指准备说话,却被猴爷一筷子打在头上:“让小红自己来,妈的……那b恶趣味,设置你这么个玩意恶心我。”
娘炮机器人顿了一下,垂头丧气的走了回去。而猴爷的行为顿时吓坏了所有村民……
直到小红的机体走出来之后,她叉着腰指着猴爷:“你装什么装啊,欺负我小弟有意思啊?”
“跪下!”
猴爷一声令下,小红啪的一声就给跪,双手抱头:“爸爸我错了……”
在一阵集体吸凉气中,猴爷站了起来,手上拿着根鸡腿:“大伙儿,以后就是邻居了,我在这可能时间也不会太长吧,看情况。不过半年少不了啊,咱们最少有半年的邻居。我今天叫大伙过来啊,没什么恶意,就是请大家吃个饭,算是个见熟脸。放心,你们看我像土匪么?”
说着,他特意拿出了他的金丝框眼镜戴上:“我在这就是有点事,反正我没兴趣对你们干啥,你们也没啥不放心的,今天还是那句话,我请客大伙就敞开了吃。真的,我这人说实话,对你们这些辣鸡没有兴趣,还有就是以后谁家揭不开锅,打个申请直接到这来领粮食,我特么一个人吃不完全坏了。”
猴爷招招手,示意小红把粮仓的大门打开,里头装满了之前那个土匪头子囤积的粮食,一口袋一口袋的满满当当。
“老头,赶紧吃,吃完了你就给老子豁出命去搬,今天不把这搬空,你们都别走了。”猴爷伸手一指刚才打落他筷子的老头:“看样你搬不了多少是吧,许你搬两趟!”
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