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二九一、你们没想到今天我更的这么早吧,不过晚上没有了哈!

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“我的老师父,人家可没打算对你留情,一报还一报罢了。你看到他墙上挂着的那张表么,上头那些欠他们钱的人,本金十金,到了最后还多少?一百四十金,厉害了我的哥,他们可是驴打滚呢,估计被他们逼死的人可不在少数。”

“是……是真的吗?”

“当然啊,这种人,呵呵。”猴爷背着手走在满脸震惊的流苏身边:“你啊,虽然你确实厉害,不过这些年你的智商都拿去练功了,江湖险恶你不懂,真正险恶的不是那些大门大户头顶上写着坏人的家伙,就是这帮表面衣着光鲜背地蝇营狗苟的家伙。”

解释完之后,猴爷突然觉得特奇怪,因为这要是放在原来,他别说解释了,估计连个屁都不会放,哪怕是建刚叶菲,猴爷都得让他们自己去悟,可偏偏碰到流苏这个傻老太婆,他还真愿意去给解释。

流苏仿佛也陷入了一种天人交战的状态,一方面她单纯的认为自己和刘家父子是熟人,另外一方面没想到她的熟人居然是坏人。至于他们到底是不是坏人,她肯定是相信猴爷的,在她的世界观里,根本没有欺骗这个词。

“初心初心……你为什么懂的这么多啊?”流苏缓过神之后,快步追上了猴爷,满脸好奇的问道:“我都没教过你呢。”

猴爷看到她那一脸殷切的样子,真的是想伸手去揉她的脸,不过因为可能会有挨揍的风险,所以猴爷只能克制揉脸的欲望,咳嗽一声一本正经的说道:“曾经啊,我见过太多这样的事了。”

流苏当然是理解为自己在把他捡来之前他见识过江湖,而其实恐怕只有猴爷自己知道,在各个世界的人精面前,一个靠坑蒙拐骗发家的暴发户真的算不得什么,毕竟跟自己打交道的都是老陈、星灵大帝、空管议会这样的奇怪玩意,哪一个都是一句话三个坑的人物。就比如老陈,不是他自己根本犯不着在这里跟一暴发户计算一张皮子多少钱。

虽然没接触过这个世界,但平行世界大多大同小异,人性里的那点事,无外乎贪懒馋奸滑。就好像曾经跟塔娜老爹,已故的狮子王聊天的时候,老头曾经说过一句世界上的好人各式各样,难以分辨。但坏人却总是千篇一律。

当天晚上,流苏如愿吃到了她渴望已久的火锅,也不用猴爷去卖艺赚钱。她虽然仍然有些闷闷不乐,但因为好吃的能让这个脑袋空空的笨蛋感觉快乐,所以她在吃饭前还抑郁、矛盾的不行,但当各类好吃的端上来时,立刻就抛开了所有烦恼。

“你啊,得亏你没一个人闯荡江湖。”猴爷看着吃得满脸开花的流苏:“我女儿都比……我没见过你这么笨的。”

“我师父也这么说的,所以他不让我下山呢。不过你怎么跟师父说话呢?小家伙皮痒了是吧!”

看着花猫一般的流苏故作威严的发出威胁,猴爷实在忍不住的笑了出来,然后伸手用手指擦掉了他这个傻师傅脸上溅上的辣椒油,然后叹了口气:“你为什么不跟我说实话,你到底多大?”

“我……”流苏停顿了一下,然后仰起头支支吾吾:“我……我……”

“算了。”猴爷摇摇头:“不想说,我不强求。不过你总得告诉我,你师父是谁啊?”

“他……”流苏低下头,轻轻咬着嘴唇:“在那块石头下。”

猴爷点点头,师公怕是挂了二三十年了,难怪傻流苏一直在石头上画道道,看来是在记录师父离开她的日子。

“好了,不开心的日子就别提了。”猴爷摆摆手:“快吃吧,不然等会水干了就不好吃了。”

管他呢,猴爷什么人没见过?迪亚几百岁了,星灵大帝年纪上千,迪亚不照样跟流苏差不多么,哪怕是几百年几千年的寿命,但如果一直被笼罩在羽翼之下,其实和四五岁、十来岁没有区别。毕竟论沧桑和成熟,布布那个小家伙都要更胜一筹,不为别的,就因为她反过来是她老娘的保护伞。

猴爷算是明白了,真正的强大其实就是被人需要,也有需要保护的人时,成长速率才会变得反自然,而像流苏,恐怕她的人生轨迹就是山上和这个镇子了吧。

“慢点吃!没人抢!!!”猴爷只是思考了一会儿人生,再低头的时候,却发现流苏生生把自己塞成了仓鼠,腮帮子都鼓了,嘴都嚼不过来:“不够还有!过两天咱们的钱足够你胡吃海塞一辈子了!”

“不行不行,凉了就不好吃了。”

“你特么……”猴爷捂着自己的心脏:“能笨到你这程度的,我也是平生仅见。凉了你就放回锅里涮一下啊!”

流苏如遭雷击,愣愣的看着猴爷,老半天才缓过来:“对哦!”

“哎哟,我的天……”——

今天我阴历生日,晚上我老爹要为我庆生啦,说一辈子都没给我庆祝一次生日,这次要好好的做一次,说不惑不惑……我顿时疑惑了啊,啥就不惑了……

不过绝对不能去违背长辈的好意,不惑就不惑吧……

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