二百九十三、誓约之剑
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中午吃饭的时候,流苏抱着一大堆垃圾从外头兴高采烈的蹦进了房间,正在屋子里用小刀削木头玩的猴爷抬头看了她一眼:“花了多少钱?”
“这么多东西!才五个金!才五个金!!!”
看到她欢呼雀跃的样子,不用想了,这姑娘这趟大概被人忽悠惨了。龙腾小说ltxs520.com看看这都是些什么东西啊,他这是相当于用五万块钱买了一堆地摊货,但无所谓了,她开心就好,作为一个智障剑仙,她能活到这么大真心是苍天眷顾。
“流苏,刘掌柜好像找人对付你了。”
“啊!你不叫师父叫流苏,翅膀硬了啊!”流苏跑过去揪住猴爷的耳朵:“快叫师父!啊!你是在雕我吗?”
不由分说,流苏把猴爷手里还没完工的木雕抢了下来,虽然脸还没完工,但从体态和姿势还有背着的剑来看分明就是流苏。
这一下流苏简直高兴的要飞起来了,握着木雕就不肯松手,躺在床上翻来覆去的玩着自己的木雕。
“还我。”
“不给不给,明明就是雕的我,我要了!”流苏把木雕踹到衣服里:“你去玩别的。”
“还没雕完。”
“不用了,我这么漂亮你是雕不出来的,就这样挺好的。”流苏认真的点点头,然后看到桌子上还放着一盒胭脂,她顿时狗眼一亮,窜了过去又把胭脂拿在了手里:“也是我的了。”
“刘掌柜要找人对付你。”
“你眼光还不错嘛,明明是个男孩子,居然这么会挑胭脂,很好很好,师父没有白疼你。”
猴爷翻了个白眼:“刘掌柜要找人对付你。”
“啊!我买了好吃的,来来来。”流苏蹦蹦跳跳的来到她买的那堆垃圾里面翻腾着,翻了一会儿从里头拿出一份用油纸包着的奇怪东西放到猴爷面前:“吃吃!快吃吃,好吃的。”
“你听没听到我说话?”
“听到啦。”
“那你怎么想?”
“你吃,你先吃了我就说。”
猴爷无奈的打开油纸包,里头居然是一大包油炸麻雀,看那诡异的造型就让人倒胃口,但流苏却固执的说那个好次……
忍着恶心往嘴里塞了一个,猴爷满脸不情愿的嚼了几口就吐到了一边:“你现在该说了吧?”
“还有还有,我买了梅子和柑子哦。”流苏低头翻腾了一会儿:”唉?我的柑子呢?”
猴爷一只手抚着额头,没有一丁点跟她说话的欲望,虽然十年时间已经让他对流苏的行为模式了如指掌,但他仍然不能接受这个智障的种种行为逻辑。
“啊,我跟你嗦哦,我还买了一种叫番椒的东西,据说是这两年才从番人那传来的,可要比茱萸辣上许多,我打算买些种子回去,种在菜园里。”
猴爷翻着眼皮,背过身不去看她,通常这是让她憋哔哔的最好方法了,因为流苏这种人啊……单纯的不搭理已经无效化了,只要视线还挂在她身上,她就会自动脑补你在跟她说话,然后继续不停息的说上一大堆。但要是不看着她,她会很快的消停然后去玩自己的,这一招是猴爷总结出来对付流苏的绝技,甚至可以说是必杀技。
“初心初心,我刚才在镇子上,看到一个好漂亮的姑娘,你要见一下吗?”
“我见女人干什么?”虽然打定主意不搭理她,但没想到她却喷出一句石破天惊的话:“你别没事找事啊。”
“来来来。”
流苏兴致勃勃的把猴爷拽到了床上并把他按到了自己对面做好,接着一本正经的说道:“初心你看,当初师父捡到你的时候,你是个十四岁的孩子,现在已经是个二十四岁的大孩子了,也是时候成家了,师父我就相中了那个姑娘了,连她是哪人住哪里都给你打听好了,要不咱们下午去见见?”
“不见,别烦我。”
“初心初心,你是没见过那个姑娘,你要见过的话肯定就同意了,师父告诉你啊,那个姑娘啊……嗯……”流苏跳到床下,用手比划着:“比师父高一点点,比师父胖一点点,虽然没有师父这么美,但也眉清目秀的。”
“你要不要脸……变着法夸自己有意思么?”
猴爷哭笑不得的看着流苏在那连比划带介绍,自己则默默的在那一桌子的垃圾里翻腾趁手的玩具并无意识的玩了起来。
“不是啦,那个姑娘真的漂亮!真的。她说她是青城派的,这次下山是和蜀山的师兄办事情的,我跟你说哦,以你的实力,恐怕就算是蜀山掌门都不是你的对手呢。”
“你别老哄人,我要有这么厉害,能被你打成狗?”
“那是,你也不看师父是谁,那能是一般人能比的?所以就这么决定了,下午跟师父去见见那个姑娘。”
“不去不去,你也是无聊的可以啊,没事就睡觉啊,逼我相亲算怎么回事?”
“唉,初心啊。你也老大不小了,算算也是是时候给你找个双修道侣了,再大就没人要啦。”
“哈?谁都有这个资格说,就是你没有吧,你不看看你自己啊?你几岁了?你道侣嘞?”
流苏翻起白眼,哼了一声推门出去了……没错,她就这么出去了,不过从她的神态来看,她应该是出去觅食了,估计过不了几分钟她就会拎着一堆奇怪的食物冲回来拉着猴爷一起吃。
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