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三零六、快来让我吸吸欧气,非酋已经已经阵亡。

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“我喜欢你……”

“这位姑娘,不要这样……别别别,别扯衣服。龙腾小说网ltxs520.com别……别扯了,再扯衣服下来了!”

一战成名的后果就是这样,现在端木已然成为镇子上姑娘们的梦中情人,连猴爷都觉得好奇,不是说特么古代的姑娘羞涩么,怎么看上去骚的这么厉害?真的,端木现在都快被各种小礼物给埋起来了,香喷喷的情书都烧了两壶开水了。

“应该是祸害女性思维的程朱理学还没兴起就被江湖儿女而按灭了,所以这帮姑娘才浪的这么凶。”

“先生在说什么?”

猴爷的自言自语让李时珍李大人满脸茫然,什么程朱理学、什么江湖儿女,他完全不知道,甚至连听都没听说过。

“先生,这味药如果加上之后会有什么效果?”

“哦,催情。”

“哎哟……好东西!”李时珍郑重其事的点点头,然后在本子上记了一笔:“先生,我这算是拜师了吧?”

“你特么你家拜师这么拜的啊?元宝蜡烛呢?”

“那……那是给死人的……”

“嗷……对。”猴爷拍了拍脑门:“行吧,你说拜师就拜师吧。流苏!过来一下,有人要拜师!”

正在后院帮忙配酒的流苏擦着手上药水穿得跟农妇似的窜了出来,兴高采烈:“哪里哪里!哪里有人要拜师!我来啦!”

李时珍被这个漂亮的姑娘吓了一跳,紧张兮兮看着猴爷……

“流苏门么。”猴爷不屑的撇撇嘴:“她是掌门。”

李时珍愣了一下:“还真的有门派啊?”

“俩人,加你三个了。”

虽然一个门派只有两个人,但流苏却仍然认为现在有了三个人是一种绝对的大好事,所以这个掌握着猴爷所有钞票的富婆居然把整个客栈的餐饮区都包下来请这里的住客吃午饭,名头就是她家流苏收徒弟了……

“喝了这碗酒,你就是我流苏门的弟子啦!我先跟你说一下规矩啊……”

这个章程在猴爷之后终于有第二个人享受到了,不过因为李大人是拜在猴爷下头的,所以啊……流苏的辈分蹭蹭往上长了一辈,她那拿腔拿调的样子,看上去怪的一逼,不过倒是能看出来她是发自内心的高兴。

而拜师宴也弄得相当隆重,不过食客们一听说是拜师学配药手艺的,顿时也就懒得打听这流苏门到底是什么玩意的,反正有的免费吃就行。

倒是衣衫不整的端木端着酒杯站在柜台旁边,懒洋洋的看着流苏在忙上忙下,时不时的跟猴爷说上两句话,而李时珍则全程蒙圈……完全不知道发生了什么事。

“笨蛋行动派就是这样的,你别去揣摩她的想法了,她高兴就行。”

“你真是够宠她的。”端木摇摇头:“小兄弟,你这样要出事情的。”

“能出什么事。”

“师徒可是大忌,你不做人了,她还要不要做人?”

“滚吧!你脑子里就没点正常东西了是吧?”猴爷斜靠在柜台上抽着自制卷烟,然后顺手递给端木一根:“老子跟她干净的不行。”

“别人说我就信,你?”端木满脸狐疑的瞄了猴爷两眼:“如果说这世上谁能让我觉得是坏到能捏出黑水,那一定是你了。这里头没给加料吧?我可不想变成梁非凡。”

“至于么,那玩意金贵着呢,你配不上!”

“那就好。”猴爷这么一说,端木立刻放心了:接过烟小口的吸了一下:“第一口下去有些辛辣,但是后头那晕晕的感觉倒是不差。”

“这东西也上瘾,到时候花钱到我这买!”

“你不是把酒精的配方卖给我了么,有那个就行了,买的起。”

“你特么给钱了?”

“没啊,这不是给你干活赚工钱了么。”端木的脸皮倒也是个百毒不侵,他抽着烟歪着头看着流苏兴高采烈的给别人介绍她门里新收的小徒弟:“真是个可爱的姑娘。”

“头给老子转过去,再看眼珠子给你抠了。”

端木顺势把头侧到一边:“妈的,我是真怕你,你比我见过最邪门的人还邪门,我惹不起行么。”

两人有一搭没一撘的聊天时,梁非凡晃晃悠悠的从屋里走了出来,抽了大烟又美美睡了一觉的他,看上去精神好了许多,虽然看上去还有些憔悴,但到底是恢复了不少。

他出来后第一眼就看到了流苏,然后走到了猴爷那边上下打量了一圈端木,然后侧过头一言不发的背着剑离开了客栈。

不过没走多远,他又折返回来了,来到猴爷身边:“那个……初心老弟,能再给我一根那个……那个……”

“忘忧草啊?”

“对!”

“梁师兄,不是我不给你,那个真不能多用!昨天看你心里难受,我给你一根,但……真的,那是药。是药三分毒这个道理你明白吧?用多了会伤身伤神,甚至还会让你武功尽废。”

“我……”梁非凡咬着嘴唇:“初心老弟……说句真心话,我一早起来就觉得少了点什么,抓心挠肝的难受,我这病恐怕还是没好……”

“你这是心病。”猴爷一指端木:“把这孙子弄死你就好齐了。”

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