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三百二十二、听说远方有颗长生树

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“哈?”

“就是莫比乌斯带的参数方程。”

“哈???”

“橡皮几何学嘛。”

“哈???????”

“我还是给你讲讲这颗种子的故事……”

有故事听,小姑娘是再愿意不过了,所以青莲和四师妹抱着一大堆零食坐到了草地上,然后用殷切的眼神看着猴爷……

好,本以为随口搪塞一下就糊弄过去的,没想到这两个小妹妹居然给当真了,真的摆开阵势要听故事。

所以啊,猴爷就说嘛,女人是这个世界上最难理解的生物,这种故事有什么好听?说白了都是人家添油加醋吹牛逼吹出来的东西,就猴爷估计,十个拉冬巨龙都不够流苏一个人戳着玩的。

不过既然人家都摆开阵势了,猴爷也闲的无聊,干脆就买了两壶桂花酒酿跟着坐了下来,开始了他的吹牛逼讲故事之旅。

希腊神话是个又臭又长的故事,唯一能跟它比的大概就是北欧神话了,不过相对来说,北欧神话更脏一点,希腊神话相对好一点点,但也有限。毕竟有个大父神宙斯不是……

猴爷开始讲故事,他讲故事的水准还不错,不多一会儿青莲就听得有些带入了,就连一直对他爱答不理的二师姐白莲都悄咪咪的凑了过来,装作不经意的看风景实际在偷摸着听他讲故事。

其实尝试过的人就该知道,给小孩讲故事是很累的,因为他们就是一群傻,明明最简单的逻辑都要问上半天,为什么阿波罗要驾着马车驱赶太阳、雅典娜和阿尔忒弥斯单挑谁更厉害,反正都是这些根本让人无法回答的问题。

后来猴爷索性也放开了,直接带入圣斗士星矢。这么胡特么吹逼的结果就是故事更好听了,于是白莲这个沉默寡言的姑娘直接说自己非常喜欢沙加……

不过青莲的味似乎有点特别,她以个人喜好来判断之后,从男神艾欧里亚和肌肉男阿鲁迪巴之间犹豫了很久才选择了阿鲁迪巴。

可圣斗士星矢其实说白了也沾染了希腊神话的德行,又臭又长,这边讲了两个钟头了,才讲到沙加的人物属性,应白莲这个新晋迷妹的要求,沙加被着重讲解了一番,什么天舞宝轮、什么六道轮回、什么睁眼一个冥斗士、闭眼一个冥斗士,反正把白莲这个冷若冰霜的家伙居然给讲得脸蛋红扑扑……

不知不觉,时间已经深夜,不远处的集市早已散去,但显然这帮小姑娘一个都不想走,听故事的听故事,谈恋爱的谈恋爱,反正都沉迷了就对了。

红莲和端木俩人,坐在亭子里,紧紧的抱在一起,一动也不动的待在那里,时间好像跟他们没关系,是什么样的心情,是什么样的心情,难道这就是爱情?

而青莲、白莲早已经在五小强闯宫的剧情里不可自拔,倒是四妹妹因为年纪小,早就靠在猴爷的腿上睡得香甜。

“你们晚上不回去没事吗?现在很晚了。”

猴爷是真的累了,他抬起头看了看天空,叹了口气:“你们师父要打断你们腿了。”

一提这茬,青莲立刻从故事剧情中惊醒过来并从地上一跃而起:“不好!完蛋了!!!师姐!风紧,扯呼!”

红莲被这一嗓子吓得从端木怀里蹿了起来,满脸慌张的跑了过来,急的都快哭了:“完了……要面壁了。”

顾不得解释,三个小姐妹背起睡着了小妹就要开溜,而青莲在跑到一半的时候突然回头对猴爷喊道:“小弟,明天要是没看见我就不要等啦!我有时间会找你的。”

而红莲则依依不舍的踮起脚亲了端木一口,然后就羞答答急匆匆的跟着师妹一起消失在了黑暗中。

“你行。”端木朝猴爷竖起大拇指:“把这么一个朝天椒都弄得服服帖帖。”

猴爷没回答他,只是张开手看着那颗在手心熠熠光的金种子:“我们财了。”

“这个?这是个什么?”

“金苹果的种子。”

“满树的金子?”端木的眼睛顿时放光:“真的财了……”

“不。”猴爷摇头笑道:“这东西啊,不是好东西。它代表战争,只要有它的地方就有纷争。”

“那你还说我们财了?和气才能生财。”

“你别贪就行。”猴爷哈哈一笑:“这东西,吃了到死都能容颜永驻,至于能不能增进功力我不知道,但是我知道它绝对不会是好东西。”

端木表情变了几变:“你要……”

“剑仙混战,怎么样?天下大乱的那种。”猴爷用手指搓着这颗种子:“用它。”

“用它?怎么可能。”

“炒作,炒作啊。朋友。”猴爷哈哈大笑:“我们手下的三巨头,烟、酒和苹果。”

端木虽然不知道具体该怎么操作,但他对猴爷使坏的能耐绝对是放心的,这个绝世坏蛋一直认为,全天下的混蛋捆在一起都不如面前这个家伙,所以他既然说可以,那就真的是可以。

一想到过不了多久,天下就要大乱,端木忍不住的打了个哆嗦,激动的已经肾上腺素狂飙了。

“还有,你那个小姑娘,小心点,别玩出火。差不多就行了。”

“我……嗯,知道了。”端木这次的回答有些吞吞吐吐:“你放心。”

猴爷看他的神态,轻轻的叹了口气,然后无可奈何的摇摇头。这个家伙八成已经掉进坑里了。凡人果然不可靠,真的……不可靠啊,太感情用事!

“你别用这表情看我,我了解我自己,你了解你自己吗?”端木冷着脸说道:“想想流苏花妍,你自己为什么这么不诚恳?”

“放屁!”猴爷怒斥:“你他妈少把我拉到你一伙。”

“行,咱们走着瞧。”

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