三二六 、 朋友,你搞事啊。
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“不是哦,这是我特意给你准备的。”
这倒不是骗人的,这一瓶可乐吧,里头是真有气的,但因为小苏打的提纯还在刚开始的阶段,所以现在根本无法大批量弄出口味纯正的可乐,所以这一瓶算是一根独苗吧,拢共也就弄了两瓶,之前给流苏喝了一瓶,她觉得不好喝,喝在嘴里布鲁布鲁响让她觉得很奇怪,所以她说她还是喜欢喝鸡汤……
在好奇心的驱使下,青莲小口的抿了一下,一进嘴她浑身就打了个冷颤,然后拿起瓶子看了一眼:“这是什么呀?跟刚才的不一样。”
“当然不一样,不然怎么叫特制的呢。”猴爷探过头问:“怎么样?”
“我再尝尝。”
青莲鼓起勇气喝了一大口,接着气体一下子喷发了出来,她结结实实被呛了一下,可乐从鼻子里喷了出来,眼泪鼻涕一把一把的,看上去可怜的不行……
“啊……好难受。”青莲用袖子抹了一把眼泪:“这是什么嘛……”
“你喝太急了。”
这边热火朝天试喝可乐的时候,那边正在埋怨端木喝酒的红莲也好奇的凑了过来,看着青莲手上的瓶子,小声问道:“这是怎么了?”
“师姐,你喝!”
青莲把瓶子递给红莲:“小口一点啊!”
听了青莲的话,红莲小心翼翼的接过瓶子,然后张嘴就是一口……
结果不言而喻,她跟青莲的下场几乎一样,完全不知道怎么喝碳酸饮料的小姑娘就这样被这国民级饮料给喷了一头一脸,弄得端木心疼不行,连忙用自己那高档衣服给红莲擦着脸上的糖浆。
“啊……”红莲缓过劲之后,哭丧着脸把瓶子还给青莲:“师妹你害我……”
青莲高兴的不行,像过来人一样悠哉的喝了一口:“师姐,你好笨啊。”
看着她嘲笑红莲,猴爷真的再忍不住了,撑着脸笑成了傻吊,而青莲则特小女人的翻了个白眼:“笑什么笑,不许笑!”
“也不知是谁刚刚自己也被呛到了。”
青莲哼了一下,一边吃烤鸡一边喝可乐,过了好一会才说:“小弟,这个糖水真是解腻清爽的圣品啊!一口下去,油腻感顿时全无。”
旁边也在吃鸡的红莲好奇的看了她一眼,开口问道:“真有这么神奇吗?”
看着两个小姐妹你一口我一口的喝这这个便宜饮料,猴爷抱着胳膊在旁边笑着,而在亭子外有不少的世宗子弟看中了这块宝地想要过来抢地方,但琴魔端木则靠在凉亭柱子旁边看着过来过往的人冷笑。这里认识他的人不少,一看这地方被金穗剑仙给怼了,哪里还有人敢过来找事,所以他们倒是没被打扰。
“差不多到时间了,我们要先回去啦。”青莲把桌子上的鸡骨头和鸡皮鸡屁股都收到了一个兜子里:“我们该回去了。”
“你把这些带走干什么?”
面对猴爷的问题,青莲有些不好意思的说道:“白莲捡到了一只受伤的小狗,这些是带给小狗狗吃的。”
猴爷摇摇头:“狗不能吃鸡骨头的,傻姑娘。”
“啊……那怎么办?”
实在拿这个笨蛋没办法,猴爷抬手招了一下,几个请来帮工的人走了进来,猴爷仰头看了他们几眼:“有剩饭么,随便什么剩下的都行。”
“稍等,马上给您弄来,要多少?”
“不要多少,够一只狗吃的就行。”
“好的,马上来。”
看到猴爷这架势,青莲简直是眼睛都要冒星星了,她欢快的拍着手:“这下好了,我们不用饿肚子,小狗也能吃饱了!”
“饿肚子?”猴爷和端木对视一眼,摇头道:“是不是有人欺负你们了?”
“还不就是那个师兄,我们养狗被他发现了,他说有狗吃的就没我们吃的,青莲都把自己的口粮给了狗狗,她中午都饿肚子了。”
“你们傻啊!”猴爷无奈的摇头:“知道我是干什么的吗?”
青莲和红莲纷纷摇头,表示不知道。猴爷叹了口气指了指自己,然后指着前方密密麻麻的宗门弟子:“这几万人的伙食,都是我供应的!还能让你们饿肚子?饿了就找我。”
“真……真的吗?”红莲眨巴着眼睛,满脸纯良的问:“那……那我能带点东西回去给白莲吃吗?”
猴爷没说话,只是转身到就进的一个餐车里,包上了四五块足料的鸡肉,还有大饼。份量足够一个一百五十公斤的成年人吃得饱饱的。
看着这美味的炸鸡放在自己面前,青莲立刻骄傲了起来,拍着胸脯对红莲说:“师姐,你看!我这小弟怎么样?”
“你……你还叫人家小弟啊?”红莲都有些不好意思了:“人家比你厉害多了……”
“那又怎么样,他手无缚鸡之力!”青莲提着吃的拍着猴爷的肩膀:“小弟,晚上再找你玩,我们先回去啦。晚上记得继续讲故事啊。”
看着两个小姐妹蹦蹦跳跳的跑回去,端木冷笑着对猴爷说:“看来她们的日子不是很好过。”
“还用想?”猴爷哼了一嗓子:“看上去她们根本就不算是什么蜀山弟子,顶多算是童养媳。那个老尼姑估计就是专门给蜀山弟子养老婆的人了,这蜀山让我很不舒服啊。”
“也让我很不舒服。”
端木说完之后就和猴爷轻轻对视了一眼,双双大笑着走了出去。
而他们刚走出去没多久,差不多走到蜀山方阵那边,就见一堆人围在前方,猴爷插进去一看,发现居然是白莲跪在那里泣不成声,她的面前是一条已经死掉的狗,而青莲正在不远处跟谁吵闹,红莲则一直试图拉开青莲。
“嗯?”端木瞄了猴爷一眼:“有人要搞事情啊。”
“是啊,有人要搞事啊。”
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