三百三十一、有笛声渐行渐远。
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小心翼翼吃着早餐的青莲担心的看着猴爷,生怕他会突然爆发,从小就活在别人脸色之下青莲对情绪的把握非常准确,她一眼就看出了猴爷的情绪烂到爆炸,所以哪怕憋着再多话像跟他说也不敢张嘴。
可是让她没想到的是猴爷居然没有因为流苏的叨叨而爆发,只是长长的叹了口气,背着手就走出了流苏门,一个人出去闲逛了。
而刚出门,他就看到了昨天那个过来找事的黑衣小哥,那小哥还没开口,猴爷上去就把他给揍了一顿……
他倒是也反抗了,可这个状态的猴爷显然战斗比以前强大的多,黑衣小哥的刀子还没出来就被猴爷给按了回去,然后一通近身短打给他打懵逼了……
“他今天好可怕。”
红莲小声对端木说道,而端木则笑眯眯的牵着红莲在流苏门前的小铺子上挑胭脂,一言不发故弄玄虚。
倒是旁边跟着的青莲一脸神秘的说道:“我觉得啊,他这是碰到什么烦心事了,昨天晚饭时还好好的呢。”
“唉……你去开解开解他吧。”
“我可不敢去。”青莲摇头:“等会我们回去看看师父吧……昨天的事闹的有点大,师父都挨揍了。”
“我……我不去。”红莲连连摇头:“我不喜欢她,她也没把我们当徒弟。”
“可毕竟我们是被她给……”
她话还没出来,突然感觉身后一阵凉风吹来,转脸一看就发现猴爷黑着脸站在他们身后,眼神阴郁,表情冷漠。
“给养大的是么?放屁!你们长这么大学了个屁本事,到现在连把剑都不给配,你还当他是师父?你知道不知道她养你们是为什么么?不就是为了给那帮正儿八经的蜀山弟子当老婆,童养媳你知道什么意思么?要不要这么蠢?还师父,师父个屁!你昨天是没挨揍皮痒了是吧?”
一通咆哮把青莲给吓坏了,连红莲都不自觉的躲到了端木身后。最后还是端木实在看不下去了,伸手揽住了猴爷,揽住他的肩膀把他拖到一边:“别这样,吓着小姑娘了。你啊,这是气血郁结。走,我带你去个好地方。”
“去哪?”
“打架!”
端木在没有拿琴的时候就是个典型的地痞流氓,作为一个地头蛇,他当然知道什么地方治安好、什么地方治安不好,但在这个镇子上他们太出名了,根本没有出手的机会,所以俩人为了不被人认出,跑回去化妆换衣服,猴爷摇身一变变成了一个典型的村夫,而端木则成了一个穷凶极恶的黑脸大汉。
不得不说啊,跟流苏学化妆的那帮小姑娘手艺还真不错,一看两个偶像来找她们帮忙,那着实是使出了全身解数,基本上根本没人能看的出来这俩人一个是初心剑仙一个是琴魔端木……
“啧啧,这化妆术啊,当真神奇。”
“化妆?画完能看出来的是化妆,画完看不出来的叫易容。”猴爷撇撇嘴:“我特么都不认识我自己了,这胡子是怎么回事?”
猴爷摸着脸上的一圈青灰色的胡子,这居然是用画上去的,而且用手都抹不掉,也不知道这帮娘们是怎么做到的,还有左边脸上那一道从耳根到脖子的伤疤,那就跟真的没有区别,让本来看上去还挺清秀的初心小哥顿时变成了个看脸就不像好人的混蛋。
而端木更夸张,本就是一个小白脸,不拿琴的时候就是个白面书生,文质彬彬的。但现在他的长发被卷到了头上成了一个粗犷的圈圈,脸上手上不知道涂了什么,整个变成了一个棕黑色的汉子,一看就是经常劳作的样子。而他的丹凤眼硬生生被弄成了铜铃大眼,眼睛一瞪跟牛似的,凶神恶煞的。
“哈哈哈哈……”在外等候的青莲看到他们的样子之后,一下子没顶住就笑了出声,但马上就捂住了嘴……
“笑啥……”猴爷说完,看着端木的样子,他自己都笑了出来:“你咋成这蠢逼样。”
“你以为你好啊?”
端木翻了个白眼:“你自己撒泡尿看看。”
猴爷指着自己问青莲:“老大,你说。我跟他谁好点。”
“嗯!当然是你。”
而端木当然不服输,拽着红莲过来问道:“你说,我跟他谁好看点。”
红莲实诚,连连摇头:“都丑……”
猴爷和端木侧过头,谁也不接这个茬,然后猴爷揉了揉鼻子,粗着嗓子问道:“大牛,咱们现在干哈?”
“二狗,去比武招亲啊!”
“万一拿了第一咋整?”
“认输就行了,而且哪容你得第一。”
于是乎,“大牛”和“二狗”就这样带着青莲和红莲去了比武的分会场,要求报名……这个报名的机制还可以,随到随报名,不过这样后报名的人一般会匹配到奇怪的对手,通常都是胜者组的前几名,贼强的那种。
而这种机制对外是叫踢馆赛,有不少散修都是这么报名的,倒也算得上公平。
分会场离镇子大概二十里地,那边大多都是外来的人,所以压根没人能认出猴爷跟端木,只是在他们报名的时候受尽非议。
“王大牛,吕二狗?哈哈哈哈,你们两个是来比武的?”
“怎么?不许啊?”猴爷瞪着眼睛,气势汹汹,撩起袖子就要展示肌肉。
“许许许,打完了赶紧回去种田。”报名官笑着在他们俩的名字戳上章子:“在等候区候着!”
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