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!o?0?_bg?g??f??g?l?e4?6?5?tc?`啊?32?我饿了!快点!”r

猴爷因为伤没好乱动而被流苏绑在了上,他现在基本上就跟一个残废人没什么区别,连上厕所都要呼唤人来帮忙。更多小说ltxs520.comr

所以端木只要一有机会就会过来撩一发猴爷,比如现在他就端着碗靠着门框吃得香喷喷啊香喷喷。r

“你叫啊,你叫破喉咙也不会有人理你,流苏出门去主持会场了,青莲在厨房给你熬药、红莲去采购些过冬的衣衫,白莲和你的小徒弟躲在小房间里研究小兔子,你能叫的只有一个十岁的姬星,她正在用一只死蚂蚱喂蚂蚁,要我帮你叫她吗?”r

“滚滚滚!快点把老子解开。”r

“不敢,这可是流苏花妍亲自绑的,还加了三重符法。你自己都解不开,我怎么解?”端木端着碗来到猴爷面前并从碗里夹起一大块牛肉:“看看,你看看。今天这牛肉真是不错,肉质滑嫩、口感细腻,美味啊。”r

“来,给我来一口。”r

“那可不行,牛肉是发物,你不能吃。”r

“我日死你信不信!”猴爷被卸掉了气力,连剧烈挣扎都做不到,只能眼睁睁看着端木作妖:“你给老子等着,等回头老子打死你!”r

被威胁要被打死的端木丝毫不惧,反而哈哈大笑起来,端了一张凳子坐在猴爷面前吃,边吃还边发出喂猪一般的声音,纯粹是为了折磨猴爷而吃。r

“啊啊啊啊,我弄死你个畜生啊!”r

“哈哈哈哈哈,开心……”r

这种折磨直到流苏回来才算消停,不过她回来也没什么意义啊……因为她给猴爷端来的东西只有香菇瘦肉粥,一碗粥……r

妈个鸡,一碗粥啊!猴爷可是个精壮的男孩子,一碗粥根本不够塞牙缝,虽然后面还有馒头和炖鸡,但猴爷想吃辣的让人菊花开的红烧牛肉,不要喝粥啊!r

“初心,你要乖。”流苏把粥放到嘴边吹了几下就放到了猴爷嘴边:“等伤好了想吃什么都可以哦。”r

“哎呀……我不要吃这个呀!”r

猴爷口嫌体正直,他明明已经吃下去了,但却一直在嚷嚷着不要吃这个奇怪的东西,他要吃大鱼大肉……r

“你都伤成这样子了,不好好调理会落下病根的。”r

说起来猴爷也是无可奈何,这点小伤根本不算什么,随便养个十来天就好了,可偏偏在流苏眼里猴爷就跟要死了一样,连解释都没用。r

而且她还坚持要亲自给猴爷喂饭,还反复叮嘱猴爷别人喂的饭都不能吃……俨然被害妄想症来着。可是谁也没办法去反抗她的暴政,作为最大的oss,她说什么就是什么的,哪怕是端木都不敢轻易违反她定下的禁令,除了怕挨揍……还有就是实在想看了一下一贯不可一世的初心大爷到底是怎么被他亲生的师父折腾的。r

吃过了饭,流苏直接就趴在猴爷旁边睡午觉,而猴爷除了看着她后脑勺发呆之外没有任何行动能力……r

悲伤啊!真的悲伤啊!要是当初,谁敢这么折腾他,猴爷要不是变成窜天猴那才奇怪呢,可现在……虎落平阳被苏欺啊,不但拿这种蠢轴一点办法都没有,而且还必须摆出一副“很好,我心甘情愿”的样子。r

就昨天晚上,猴爷只是稍微在流苏面前发了点牢骚,流苏就给他上了整整一个小时的政治课,说到最后声泪俱下……什么你的身子要是垮了,谁来振兴流苏门、谁来让门派发扬光大。而真正让猴爷不再闹腾的倒不是这一句,而是那一句“如果你真的有什么三长两短,以后谁来照顾师父”。r

这句话一出来,再配上流苏那梨花带雨的样子,整个人都酥掉了,再有什么心气儿也都成了绕指柔。r

绑两天就绑两天……有什么办法呢,谁让她是流苏。r

下午时,流苏还有事情要做,猴爷顿时换了一副面孔,冲着外头大喊:“端木小儿!给爸爸过来!”r

“你等着!”端木的声音出现在窗外:“老子在跟我姬星妹妹下棋,没空管你这老瘪三。”r

“你不过来是?老子吹哨子了啊!告诉流苏你要带我出去玩。”r

没多一会儿,端木就一脸鄙夷的进了屋,斜眼看着猴爷:“废物,就知道靠女人。”r

“嘿嘿!你激不得老子,老子就这样!”r

碰到无赖还能有什么招,端木也是无奈,端了张凳子往旁边一坐:“说,又有什么屁事。”r

“给我说说这几天有什么新鲜事。”r

“新鲜事?我想想啊……”r

端木摸着下巴想了半晌,然后咳嗽了一声清了清嗓子:“咱们的度假村,嗯?是这么说的,度假村。”r

“对,度假村。”r

“一期已经完成了,你规划的二期在建。涤长老的四百万已经到账,后续可能还不是很够,这些日子物价涨的厉害。”r

“这个应该没问题,一期完成后就可以开始试营业了。方案都已经给你们了。”猴爷点点头:“还有什么呢?”r

“长生门退出比武招亲了。而且他们好像在找什么人,花了很大力气在打听。”r

“找人?”r

端木的消息一贯灵通,他的朋友可谓是五湖四海,有点什么新鲜事他都能第一个知道,所以猴爷一般都拿他当新闻联播使。r

“对,四处在打听,不过具体是找谁都不清楚,更不知道他们到底找那人是寻仇还是怎样,阵仗非常大。”r

“人家的事少管,还有什么新鲜事,说来听听。”r

端木沉吟片刻,歪着头想了一阵:“新鲜事倒是没了,不过最近有江湖传闻在祁连山那边发现了几个奇装异服的男子,他们每天都干同一件事,就是把一根根的铁棒棒插在地上。”r

奇装异服?插棒棒?猴爷眉头皱了起来:“能再具体一点么?”r

“不知道,龙虎山的人过去查看了,但却什么都没发现,可能只是江湖上的神棍在搞事情。”r

“不行。”猴爷摇头:“这件事可能有问题,你想办法把这件事查清楚。”r

见猴爷的语气突然变化,端木立刻心领神会:“查这些人?还是查长生门?”r

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