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三百六十九、谁活着都不容易。

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在猴爷的店后面,有一条阴暗的小巷子,这里就是张爱玲所说的城市这裘华美的袍里头隐藏的虱,它阴暗、狭小,只有每天中午的几十分钟里才能沐浴到阳光。更多小说ltxs520.com

但这,却是猴爷最喜欢的地方,他每天的闲暇时光都交待在了这条暗仄的小巷中。他把这脏兮兮油腻腻的小巷改造成了通话乐园一样的地方,里头放着许多松软的垫子,上头也用玻璃做了个封闭的罩子,既可以看到阳光又不会被风雨侵蚀。

每天早晨,猴爷都拿着一堆吃的打开后院的门,那些住在这条院子里的野猫也很默契的竖起尾巴聚拢在他的脚下。

“呀,今天又多了一只。”

流苏弯下腰抱起一只看上去瘦瘦的白色小猫,轻轻抚着它的背毛:“看来是冬天到了,这孩子来这里避风了。”

猴爷笑了笑,弯下腰给小盘子里装满了一天份的猫粮,然后坐在旁边椅子上,看着这些小家伙认真的吃着饭。

“其实按照大自然的平衡理论,这些多余出来的野猫野狗都应该定时捕杀一波。”猴爷揪着一只黑色大肥猫的尾巴在手里玩着:“他们会破坏城市里的生态结构也会对人类造成潜在的威胁。”

“但是他们好可爱啊!”流苏用手指头逗着猫,而在她旁边蹲着的是一只浑身油光锃亮的黑狗:“大黑,咬这家伙!”

大黑……这只狗长得和猴爷在那个世界收留的小野狗一模一样,虽然显然因为吃的太好而变得肥壮如山,但只要猴爷看见他,就能想到曾经的那段岁月。

“我挺想端木的。”猴爷低声自言自语:“我朋友不多。”

“初心初心,你其实没有失意对吧?”毫无预兆的流苏抬起头问了一句很惊悚的话:“你的眼神和以前一模一样,都没有变化的。“

猴爷没说话,只是拉开门回到店里,而流苏像只小狐狸似的笑着,蹦蹦跳跳的跟着一起走了进去。

“你不说师父也知道,不过呢……我不会告诉别人,你装失忆肯定有原因。”流苏追着猴爷来到厨房:“所以啊,我就装不知道好了。”

猴爷回手把一个热乎乎的豆沙包塞进流苏的嘴里:“洗手,要干活了。”

“好嘞!”

流苏欢快的洗了手,然后就这样开始了忙碌的一天。

也不知道这帮人到底是中了什么邪,就猴爷这服务态度还有这家店昂贵的价格,但他们的热情却一点没减,生生把上帝弄成了孙子,进来之后甭管多装的人都得客客气气带着笑容,否则猴爷可是会直接赶人的,而外头可是有好几个美食频道的人等着关于他们的采访,要是跟人说自己被赶出来了,那可着实的丢人丢到老家了。

“啊,今天又有什么呢?”

前几天那个厌食症的孙子今天又是第一个赶到了这里,他现在几乎就成了这里半个员工,虽然吃饭还是要给钱,但每天来报道还是少不了的。

不过说来也奇怪,猴爷的定价全凭心情,一碗面三万块他说的出口,同样的东西四块钱他也说的出口,反正就是那种想怎样就怎样,全凭心情。

就这,已经有人举报过了,但物价部门连搭理都不搭理,毕竟猴爷门口的招牌可是已经说清楚了,没钱别特么来,这儿贵!

“今天给你吃点屎吧。”

猴爷从冰箱里拿出一坨黄色的东西,看上去还真的有点像屎……

等东西做完之后,厌食症大叔照样吃了个干净,并在一起的赞不绝口,不过因为口感终归有些奇怪,所以他忍不住好奇的问猴爷:“这到底是什么啊?”

“真的是屎。”猴爷手里一边切着一条面目狰狞可怕长着八条腿像蜘蛛一样的鱼,一边说道:“有一种蛾子,体内含有剧毒,没有任何血清可以治疗。但它们的肉非常美味,但只要粘一下就会不治身亡,但如果经过了它们的消化道之后,这种剧毒就会被它们体内的一种酶分解,不但没有了毒性反而会增加一种特殊的味道。今天你吃的就是这种蛾子还没完全消化的粪便,感觉怎么样?”

“很好!虽然解释不怎么样,但味道真的是异常的美妙,口齿留香。你还真是个神奇的人啊,我现在差不多已经可以正常吃饭了,只是跟你这比起来就有点味同嚼蜡了。”

“饿不死就行了,别讲究那么多。”猴爷收拾好下一道菜之后用毛巾擦擦手,转过身:“话说,你每天都来吃,你老婆不打死你么?这几天都花几百万了。”

“钱有什么用。”这孙子幽幽叹了口气:“钱又不能吃,你给我再多的钱我也只能活生生的饿死。”

“滚吧。”

“好嘞,明天早上我还来。”

他离开之后,外头立刻进来了一对情侣,看上去年纪不大,男的挺胖的,一看就是喜欢吃上两口的。

“出去。”

猴爷看也没看,头都没转过来就下了逐客令。这对情侣感觉很诧异,那女的就问了:“为什么啊,为什么让我们出去。怕我们没钱啊?”

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