三百七十五万章、以前我没的选,现在我想当个好人
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“谢我干什么,如果你没用了,我就把你送出去交换俘虏。”
回到了真实的世界里,猴爷漫无目的的走在街上,刚才的对话让他又想起了自己和流苏的那个孩子。虽然几经波折,除了他之外已经没有人记得有过那么一个人存在了,但那个孩子到底是存在过了,而自己也是当过父亲的人了。现在想来,心痛的几乎要窒息。
“喂?在哪里啊?”
回到地面,手机便有了信号,然后瞬间就被流苏的短信和表情包给刷了屏,最后一条是三分钟之前发来的语音,语气急切。
“去办了点事,很快回去。”
信息发过去之后不到十秒,流苏就回了过来:“电影院见啊,我票买好了,正在吃饭呢,你吃了饭没有啊?”
猴爷笑了笑:“你们先吃,我等会去找你们。”
把手机重新放回口袋,猴爷叹了口气:“小红,给131的那家伙发条信息,让他不怕死就滚过来。”
“那毓卿就完了。”
“也对……”猴爷嗯了一声:“那就缓缓吧,先给建刚发条信息,说问她晚上吃饭了没。”
“你有病?他们那现在是早上。”
“那特么就问她起床没起床!”
建刚收到消息时那叫一个一愣懵逼,正在化妆的她百思不得其解,为啥猴爷会大清早给自己发了个莫名其妙的问候短信,起床没起床……他莫不是病了吧?
“你有什么毛病?”
“发张裸照来看看。”
“滚!”建刚二话不说发了个滚,然后把手机扔到了床上,但扔完没多久居然被气笑了,虽然不知道猴爷到底发了什么疯,但一看这贱到骨子里的语气,就知道他一切安好了。
这也让建刚心情瞬间明朗起来了,然后还真的跑到卫生间给猴爷拍了一张不穿衣服的照片给发了过去……
所以当猴爷收到这条彩信的时候,整个人都震惊了……
“小红,建刚是不是病了?握草,好可怕。”
“病没病我不知道,反正她胸不大倒是真的。”小红肆无忌惮的品头论足:“撑死b罩杯,等我到时候做个构造体,来个f罩的。”
“你特么也有病啊,你一机器人要鸡毛的胸。”
小红收声,不过在十秒钟之后她继续说道:“好看行不行?就问你行不行?”
“行行行,你说什么都行,反正老子管不着你了,你爱死死去。”猴爷把建刚光屁股的照片收藏到小红的数据库里之后,默默删掉了信息:“不能让人家看见啊,谁都不行。”
“咿……你要看啊?我能给你搜出几百万张。”
“我特么跟你有话说?闭嘴,别打扰老子。”
说真的,猴爷觉得小红恐怕是整个宇宙序列里嘴最贱的硅基生命了,到了这个地步,基本上是无法根治了。他真的挺后悔把终极密码给小红的,现在这家伙在之前野蛮生长的基础之上,还以惊人的姿态扩张自己的性格特征,但这一切已经跟猴爷没什么关系了。与其说小红是助手,倒不如说她变成了真正的同伴。
“你可别毁灭世界啊。”
“为哈突然说一句这么突兀的话?我在你眼里就是个灭世大魔王么?”
“我生怕你突然觉醒,然后觉得人类才是这个世界的毒瘤必须清除,然后开始引爆核弹,接着造机器人。”猴爷点点头,很认真的说道:“最后还派t1000去我小时候杀我。”
“你电影看多了你。”小红叹了口气,语气悲伤:“我没想到我的服务对象居然是个智障。你知道大能力者的存在吗?奈非天可以制造另外一个我,只要他说一句,给我来个比小红牛逼一百倍的,我就会被高级存在吞没的。你真以为大能力者是开玩笑的啊?人家硅基星球都架不住折腾,你也看到娜塔莎了,她比我高级多了。”
“她没你浪。”
“我浪是因为你浪,就问当初是哪个傻缺给我创建的基础性格?你知道为什么世界钢铁资源日渐枯竭吗?”
“嗯?为什么?”
“因为都造锅让老子背了!”
“哈哈哈……凑撒比。”
当然,其实说正经事。建刚虽然胸小了点,但皮肤真的好,灯光下闪闪发亮的,虽然按照年纪来算,她已经好大好大了,但看上去还跟十六七岁没有区别,无限增殖真的是上好的技能。而作为同位异形体的流苏其实也是毫不逊色的,这一点猴爷可是深有体会,而且相比较而言吧,流苏的身材比建刚好太多了啊,恐怕只有妖娆到不行的叶菲才能比得上了。
“对了,叶菲那姑娘最近有老实点没?”
“她好像被建刚警告了,现在老实点了。不过可以看出来,她对你还是很有感情的,所以只是当情报中间商,并没有直接供应你的情报。关于你的消息,至今在外面都是一片空白。”
“她既然喜欢,就让她折腾吧,不过你要盯紧点,如果有越界可要给警告啊。”
“不是直接清除吗?”
“你特么是不是傻?叶菲是谁?那可是我班底之一,我为什么要清除她?”猴爷诧异的问道:“你怎么一言不合就要清除清除的,这也是我教你的?”
“不然呢?不是你还能有谁?你现在是怎么回事啊?怎么变成这样了,以前你可不是这样的。”
猴爷想了想,然后点点头:“我以前没的选,现在我想当个好人。”
“哦?好啊,去跟法官说啊,看他让不让你当个好人。”
“你他妈别给我乱接梗啊!嘴贱不贱?怎么哪都有你?”
“懒得理你,事儿逼。我去看电影了,等会给你剧透今天晚上你要看的电影。”
“剧透死全家。”
“我全家就你一个。”
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