三百九十四、辗转之后各安天命
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“是这样的,我们呢,在找一个跟你差不多高的姑娘,丑丑的,五官都没长开的那种,快三十岁了但看上去跟十三四岁一样,育不良。”猴爷摸着下巴组织着词汇:“对,她眼睛很漂亮的,还有她说话细声细气的,脾气贼好。”
“怎么个好法?”
那姑娘张嘴,声音如同黄莺出谷,婉转动听。
“哎哟哟,这把小生意,苏的嘞。”猴爷侧过头对叶菲说道:“你看看你,一点女人味都没有。”
“你够了没有……”叶菲捂着额头:“你不是在问路,是在耍流氓。”
“我哪流氓了?我摸她屁股了?”猴爷靠在墙边,点起一根烟,然后从怀里摸出一叠钞票:“小姑娘,告诉我。这钱就是你的了,这可是一万块呢。”
“好的。”那姑娘接过钱顺手踹进口袋里,然后转头看着叶菲:“我不是都请假了吗?为什么突然又来找我?”
“噗……”
猴爷一口唾沫就喷了出去,瞪着眼睛围着她绕了两圈:“握草握草!小猴几?!”
其实别说他了,就连叶菲也被吓的够呛。认识小猴子也有些年头了,那可是个丑丑的正儿八经像只猴子的姑娘啊,跟面前这个漂亮女孩根本不搭嘎呐。
要知道小猴子的头是枯黄枯黄的,而且稀疏的很,看上去就跟得了癌症似的,可面前的这个疑似小猴几的姑娘满头秀,那质好的让叶菲都眼红,一根根丝丝缕缕的,如云似雾,还duangduang加特效,在夕阳下闪闪亮。
当然,长相就不用说了,这个姑娘不管是五官还是身材都是一级品,放到天上人间那都是十万块钱以上的档次,小猴子呢?那妥妥的是枣核裘千尺啊。
“你们……很吃惊吗?”
“特么的,你是小猴子?”
“我有说不是吗?”小猴子眨巴着亮晶晶的眼睛:“我没否认啊。”
“那特么我叫你你不搭理我?”
“我这不是……我这不是出来了吗?”
“你答应一声会死啊?”猴爷揪住她耳朵:“老子嗓子都叫哑了。”
小猴子满脸委屈的看着胡来的猴爷,哭笑不得的说道:“我已经在这等你了啊,你让我怎么答应你……跟你对山歌吗?”
唉,这个说法倒是很有趣。按照猴爷刚才那种嚎叫程度来看,要是小猴子真远远答应了,那可不就是对山歌吗,山歌好比春江水,这边唱来那边和哟?
“好了,这次就放过你了。这是你的屋子?”
“我租的。”
话音刚落,猴爷就已经闷头钻了进去,然后在屋里喊着:“给老子弄点吃的去,赶紧。”
小猴子侧着头看着猴爷,无奈的耸耸肩:“你不是失忆了么?”
“滚去找吃的。”
咆哮声从屋里传出来,简单粗暴的风格一如既往。小红子摇摇头,转身往厨房里走去,而叶菲愣了一会之后,快步的跟了上去。
“你怎么变成这样了?”
“我也不知道。”
两个人在狭小的厨房里忙碌着,虽然花样不多,但伺候猴爷倒是得小心,不然那神经病会病的。
“我不知道,我来这之后,第三天吧。就进入了新陈代谢断层,陈旧细胞死亡,新的不诞生。于是……你看过下水道美人鱼吗?”
“这马上吃饭了,我们说点正常的。”
“我当时就是那个状态,从上到下开始异常溃烂,大面积。我当时以为我要死了,我不用进食也不用排泄,心跳每小时只有一收一缩,除了大脑之外其他器官都完全衰竭。”小猴子把头撩到耳后,在昏黄灯光下做出这个动作的她,美翻了:“当第五天时,我的新陈代谢开始逐渐恢复,接着……细胞以几何倍数更新,只用了不到三小时就完全替换掉了整个身体组织。可以说我除了大脑之外,其他器官都已经被替换掉了。但是我的dna却没有生改变,神奇吗?”
“神奇。”叶菲偷瞄了一眼小猴子:“你这个样子会被建刚性骚扰的。”
“哈……建刚啊,随便她了。”小猴子叹了口气:“在我刚被替换之后,我甚至不能走路。我用了很长时间才重新适应新的身体,本来我还打算再适应一段时间才回去,没想到你们就找来了。是他的主意?”
“对,他好像有事情要跟你说。”叶菲把一盘简单的豆腐装进盘子,然后熟练的热锅倒油:“你的身体有被强化吗?”
“可能是有吧,我不确定,具体还需要回去之后完整测定一下,不过我的身体强度有所提高。其他的好像没什么变化。”
“估计你还得测定一下种族,你绝对不是人类。”叶菲笑着说道:“人类是不具备这种能力的,估计你和迪亚一样,也属于什么高进化种族,不过不是天生那么好看的。”
“但……”小猴子晃着脑袋,模样可爱:“我也没听说过什么种族会有这么恶心的蜕变方式。”
“苍蝇人呢?完全变态生物。”
“哎呀!”小猴子打了叶菲一下:“好恶心啊。”
两个人聊着天把一桌子菜挨个往屋里端的时候,却现猴爷正蹲在地上用镊子夹着什么,神情专注,就好像小孩在路边现了一泡牛粪正准备用鞭炮炸屎的状态一样。
“你在干什么?”
“我在收集小猴子没收拾干净的体表皮肤组织。”猴爷没有回头:“据我所知,整个多元宇宙里,只有一个种族会出现这样的蜕变形式。但这个种族在百万年前就已经被灭族了,如果小猴子是这个种族的一员,那么就可以解释她为什么能对我产生伤害了。”
“嗯?什么?”小猴子愣了一下:“你的意思是……”
“先吃饭,边吃我边给你们解释。”
猴爷把小猴子残留的体表残留物收集起来之后,摘下了塑胶手套扔到一边,坐在饭桌上,凝视着小猴子:“不过在这之前,我有几件事问你,你一定要如实回答。”
“嗯?”小猴子愣了一下:“我……我怎么了?”
“不是你怎么了,而是未来的你怎么了。我触碰到了未来的你,但我不记得我和未来的你到底说了什么。”猴爷眉头紧蹙:“所以……我需要从你身上得到解释。”8
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