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“嗯。”猴爷转过头看了一眼变态强,然后一脚踢在他屁股上:“给我支个招,怎么安慰姑娘。”

“安慰姑娘?”变态强的眼睛眨巴眨巴的:“哪种?”

“哪种?”猴爷也懵了:“这个还分种类的?”

“当然啊。”变态强深吸一口气:“姑娘也分很多种的,普通人家的姑娘,送点小礼物,嘴巴甜一点就行了。富贵人家的就用点心,别出心裁一点。至于绿茶婊么,就贵重一点。文艺女青年就素雅一点,特别强调要素雅一点哦。至于那些见识比较多的知识分子,我劝你还是直接跟他们聊点学术问题,或者送他们一个充满丁达尔的暮色森林。当然,如果是叛逆女孩呢,就许她一场壮怀激烈的冒险,至于女汉子,当然直接一个拥抱激吻啊。不过前提她们都喜欢你。”

猴爷想了想,没等变态强继续说也没等碧婷发问,转身消散于虚空之中,留下正在吃饭的这几个人满头雾水。

“哦?你很熟练哦。”维儿斜着眼睛看着变态强:“条理很清晰。”

“学院派学院派……”变态强摸着头傻呵呵的乐着:“呵呵……”

维儿掐了他一下之后,小声问周围的同伴:“他是谁?我感觉到他超乎想象的强大。”

“你的感觉没错。”碧婷优雅的喝了一口汤:“他就是超乎想象的强大,如果他想,他可以毁灭掉任何一个世界。”

虽然早有心理准备,但维儿还是楞了一下,然后转过头看向变态强予以求证,变态强点点头说道:“虽然我一直叫他老吕,但……他真的非常强,性格还特别奇怪。”

短短几句话,就已经高度概括了猴爷的特点,非常强且性格古怪,古怪到甚至连安慰人也需要现场求助场外观众……

猴爷回到建刚那之后,拿出自己的小本子坐在建刚旁边开始看着:“刚才啊,我从傻强那拿了一份攻略过来,这里有个选择题你选一下。你是哪种女性,A:普通姑娘、B:富家小姐、C:绿茶婊、D:女知识分子、E:文艺女青年、F:摇滚叛逆女、G:女汉子。”

建刚的白眼翻得都看不到黑眼球了,她咬牙切齿的问:“你觉得我是什么!”

“我不太肯定,女大十八变的,谁知道你变成啥样了,你选一个。”

建刚真的是被这家伙给逗乐了,真的……不带贬义词的笑了,她真的没想到这家伙会干出如此匪夷所思的事情。

“有什么不同?”

“你别管那么多,你选一个就是了。”

建刚白眼一翻:“G”

猴爷捏着下巴,抬起头瞄了建刚一眼:“你居然选这个,让我好难为情啊。”

“你到底要干什么?你能不能正常点?像个正常人。”

猴爷从口袋里摸出口香糖,默默的咀嚼着……

他的咀嚼很奇怪,不是那种闲着没事的咀嚼,完全就是那种为了嚼口香糖而嚼着,快速的咀嚼,像发疯一样。

“你又犯病了?”

建刚戳了猴爷一下:“突然这是怎么了?”

猴爷抬头看了建刚一眼,然后吐掉口香糖,抓过建刚就亲上了……

当然,建刚肯定不从啊,但……强吻的对象是一个怪物,即使大猩猩也挣脱不开。咬他吧,因为规则之力他不会有反应,推他吧,根本推不动。所以推搡一番,也就只好乖乖就范,双手垂在身侧,透着无尽的委屈。

这时蒋欣端着碗出来,看到这一幕,她先是愣了一下,然后哎呀一声,快速的用手捂住了眼睛,但……她的指缝恐怕张得有点大。

大概十分钟?反正不知道有多久,猴爷终于松开了建刚,而建刚表情怪怪的看着他,然后用手背抹着嘴:“你有病是吗?”

“啊?”猴爷翻看本子低头看着:“没用啊?操,被骗了。”

“下次别吃薄荷口香糖,我不喜欢那个味。”建刚突然低下头:“我喜欢柠檬味的……”

不管是柠檬还是薄荷,这件事都是了不得的,猴爷和建刚接吻的视频以极快的速度扩散了出去,具体流传出去的根源是谁没人说得清,但当事人还在那腻腻歪歪的时候,视频已经漂洋过海,覆水难收了。

“号外号外!”小红一脚踹开塔城中心内务室:“现场直播现场直播!绝对刺激!”

“哇哦……”变态强拿着手机播放着视频,而包括达达在内的所有人都凑过了脑袋:“我的天呐,这么神奇吗?”

而正在和凯撒谈判的塔娜拿着手机表情十分僵硬,眼角隐约有泪光闪动,看的凯撒一愣一愣的,生怕是以为是自己的谈判风格太过犀利,甚至主动降低了要求……

“妈……”迪亚噘着嘴把视频给星灵女王看了:“都怪你!你给我出的什么鬼主意嘛!我现在怎么办!你说!”

而张群则在床上笑得打滚,一边和老婆说着好恶心好恶心好恶心,一边笑的直不起腰。毕竟对他来说,建刚可是个纯爷们……

唯独叶菲,她一个人静静坐在办公桌前,手机扣在桌子上,闭着眼睛一言不发,精致的容貌一如往常,只是……眼角的皱纹却愈发的明显。

“我知道你在想什么,但我真的不能让你再继续冒险下去了。”小猴子低头看了一眼视频,哭笑不得的对叶菲说:“哥哥……有他的选择,而你的人生不是为了某个人而活着,你没必要这样。”

“再给我一次机会好不好?我跟你们不一样,我会老的。而我……真的不想变老。”叶菲双手捂着脸,眼泪却从指缝中流淌出来:“我已经不再年轻了,我想给自己一次机会。”<();

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