第四百五十八章:礼节很重要
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“想去报告?是向皇上呢,还是太后?”
“奴才……奴才……”一个领头的太监期期艾艾,张口欲言。
沈傲眯着眼:“你说。”
这样的眼神,让这太监遍体生寒,沈楞子的大名莫说是汴京,就是宫里头也是出了名的,王黼、蔡攸,这都是手眼通天的人物,得罪了他是什么下场?更别说梁公公了,再者说,杨戬在内朝和沈楞子遥相呼应,要整治他们几个,还不是玩儿一样,遇到这种小祖宗,他们还能怎么说?
这公公咬咬牙:“奴才什么都没有看见。”
沈傲的笑容变得诚挚起来,从袖子里掏出数张钱引,塞到公公手里:“拿去分了,诸位站了这么久,想必也辛苦,拿去喝茶吧。”
接过这烫手的钱引,公公还要称谢,一抬头,沈傲已闲庭漫步的负手走了。
凉亭下,只留下尚还没有透过气的安宁,捂着心口,口齿上还残留着一股火热,眼波儿瞬时迷蒙,轻盈坐下,望着那渐行渐远的背影楞然呆滞。
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出了宫去,沈傲的闲情雅致也即化为乌有,鸿胪寺那边少不得要写一份类似于年度工作总结的奏疏送到三省去,还有各国递交的国书也要审定,过年了,藩国们上贺表是应该的,可是这贺表和奏疏一样,都要商量着,尤其是一些偏僻的小国,得商量着来办,反正就是鸿胪寺手把手的教你,什么地方该用什么措辞,省的你坑了爹,到时候宫里头的颜面不好看,大家都别想过好年。
所以几份贺表递上来,沈傲帮忙修改一圈又打回去,等他们重新上时又难免有个错漏,再打回去,费时费力。可是这表面功夫不得不做,又不能让鸿胪寺完全代劳,否则就少了虔诚,如此三番,不止沈傲烦,藩国的国使也烦,有时候改来改去,沈傲直接把国书丢在案下,忍不住大骂:“孺子不可教,一群猪脑袋。”
杨林就在一边劝:“大人,他们不服王化是有的,这种事也是稀松平常,再教他们改改就是了。”说着小心翼翼的捡起贺表,又重新放在沈傲的案头,笑道:“往年都是这样的,可是拿这些人也没有办法,榆木脑袋不开窍,有的国使在汴京也呆了不少时候,偏偏就是作不出一手好骈文,其实写贺表也难为了他们,就这些,还是他们重金请人写的。只不过但凡有身份都不愿意屈尊去赚这个钱,没身份的学问又不济,少不得劳动大人。”
沈傲心念不动:“干脆你要教他们改得了,我没功夫和他们纠缠。”
杨林摇头:“这是规矩,小人怎能代劳,贺表的事事关重大,还得大人做主拍板。”
沈傲无言,只得继续和藩国使节那边打太极拳,这一下他倒是学聪明了,干脆自己动手丰衣足食,写出一篇范文出来,直接让他们抄,连抄都不会的,沈傲也已经准备好了小鞋,在朝廷的封赏里头克扣他们一点。
其实鸿胪寺克扣封赏也不是一回两回,当然也不是什么国都敢扣,比如西夏和契丹,你要是给的少,人家是敢拿刀来拼命的。大理、吐蕃也不能太明显,否则面子上不好看,至于其他的,那就可以肆无忌惮的,圣旨里说帛一千,鸿胪寺敢给五百,你丫还敢闹,弄不死你。
这是潜规则,所谓雁过拔毛,管你这雁是宋是番,各衙门都有自己的规矩,端了大家饭碗,谁也别想过个好年。
好不容易料理鸿胪寺,武备学堂也有一大堆事要处置,兵部、吏部那边要来巡检、功考,户部要查账,沈傲走马灯似的来回折腾,门下这些人,一个个见了他就倒苦水,说是功考那边被吏部和兵部为难,请他沈大人做主,无论如何得个中的评语也好。
功考事关着大家的饭碗,大家吃碗饭都不容易,可是吏部、兵部功考司也要吃饭,就等人年终孝敬着呢,你不给钱,人家许你好过?沈傲也火了,讹钱讹到老子头上,亲自去了吏部走一趟,那吏部早就围得水泄不通,都是来走门路的,不过这些多都是一群不得其门而入的家伙,真正有门路的,直接就送礼送到尚书、侍郎、主簿家里去了。
“让开!”沈傲大喇喇的挤出一条路,负着手到了衙门门口,这门口的皂吏也嚣张的很,别看他们没品没级,可是这吏部的一条狗,在这个时候那也能挺起腰来,见到沈傲穿着一件丝绸锻的袄子子过来,哪里看得上。
沈傲微微一笑,道:“劳烦进去通禀一下,在下沈……”
皂吏大喝:“管你是什么人,老老实实在外头候着,什么时候大人肯见,再递名敕进去。”
“在下……”
“在下什么?快滚,再不滚,你就是在这里蹲个十天半个月,也别想见人。”
“两位小哥好大的架子。”沈傲的笑容有点儿僵了。
“就是这个架子,不高兴?不高兴就别来吏部,也不睁眼看看这是什么地……”
啪……
正说得得意的皂吏看到一巴掌煽过来,随即哎哟一声,捂着腮帮子差点儿踉跄跌倒。
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第一章送到,有点晚,因为这个章节修改了两遍,老是感觉不满意,哎,老虎果然不适合耍流氓啊。
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