第六百六十五章：喜剧
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“不过……”马应龙见沈傲一副阴郁的样子，倒是想起了一个主意，道：“下官听说，泉州的商行一起募捐了一笔银钱要塑一副妈祖的雕像，打算置于灯塔边上再设一座妈祖庙，用以保佑出海的水手平安。现在这座石像已经造了大致有一年之久，眼看就要竣工了，咳咳……若是暂时拿这妈祖的石像，让工匠们趁着这三日的工期好好的修缮一下面部，或许可以试试。”
“这样也能行？”沈傲虽然疯疯癫癫，可是妈祖变赵佶，还是觉得难以接受，一双眼睛上下打量马应龙，心里想：你丫莫非也是穿越来的吧？
马应龙被沈傲瞧得很不好意思，道：“要做到十全十美，自然是不能指望，可是若多招募些石匠加紧赶工，该增的地方增一点，该少的地方少一点，总能有几分相似。”
沈傲双手相击，道：“这是个好办法，就这么办。”说罢又道：“除了石像，人也不能少，可是要差役都把人驱出来也不好，不如这样，索性肯出来的，每人领一串钱去，先把人的姓名登下来，到时候再让他们来衙门取。”
吴文彩苦笑道：“殿下，又是披红挂彩，又是石像，未免也太劳民伤财了一些。”
沈傲黯然道：“无非是尽尽人事而已，劳民有一点，伤财谈不上，这些钱都算在本王的账上，不必从府库里拿出来。吴大人，你来算一算，大致要糜费多少银钱？”
吴文彩的海政衙门虽然什么事都管，可是厘清关税却是大头，这几年历练，也算是一员老吏了，只略略一想，便道：“只怕在两千万贯上下。”
沈傲却是摇头道：“太少，这么点钱能办出什么动静？本王要办就办出一个惊天动地的盛会出来，咱们做官总要讲一点良心，陛下现在奄奄一息，这一辈子也只能出来看这么一趟了，怎么还能节省？索性和你说了吧，本王要求不多，就是越铺张越好，谁要有本事赚本王的钱，尽管来挣。这么大的事，两千万贯肯定是不够的，本王先让人拿五千万贯出来，不够还有，这泉州最近出了什么新奇的玩意都不要吝啬，拿出来，本王有的是钱。”
这时候的沈傲，居然出奇的大方，大手一挥，五千万贯便撒了出来，这手笔可谓前无古人了。
吴文彩听沈傲说自己掏钱，也就不再说什么，便道：“那老夫这便召集泉州上下的官员商量，按着殿下的意思来办，马知府，石像的事交给你了。”
马应龙笑道：“殿下和吴大人放心，总不会出什么差错。”
三人聚头商量定了，沈傲又急促促地赶回赵佶那边去，赵佶方才小憩了一下，恢复了一些精力，问沈傲道：“方才去了哪里？”
沈傲道：“肚子痛，吃了点醋回来。”
赵佶也不多问，沈傲一直陪着他到夜深才打马回去。
沈傲倒是清闲，可是他这一拍脑袋，确实将整个泉州闹了个鸡飞狗跳，陛下要出巡，辅政王殿下说了要大大地操办，怎么个操办法？吴文彩召集官员们足足商量了一个时辰，总算是定下了调子。可是单单靠官府还远远不够，于是先是大家承担了细务，然后各衙门的差役拿了名刺去各家商会拜访通知。
沈傲在商人们的心目中大致和妈祖差不多，他一声令下，商人们倒是很有积极性，其实他们想岔了，还当是沈傲和太子争宠，所以才玩出这么个花样来。哪里知道沈傲无非是花钱买个场面哄赵佶高兴而已。
事涉到了争宠，商贾们便更是激动了，这是太子和辅政王对决。辅政王输了，就要废黜海政；海政完了，大家都完蛋。于是大家捋起了袖子，根本不必衙门动员，已是个个争先。要彩绸，这还不容易？这两日日夜赶工，要多少有多少；要戏班子？泉州的班子不够，那就去请，用船队去请，保准能及时赶到；还要蹴鞠队？也是有人拍着胸脯包揽，一定按时请来。
至于各种新鲜玩意，那自是不必说，不就是要大大的操办吗？辅政王会来事才好办，就怕你不来事，来了事，给大家指明了方向，大家有钱出钱，有力出力就是。更何况这钱也不让他们白出，衙门都给钱的，保准你不亏本。
整个泉州的石匠都动员起来，全部由知府衙门领着去重修那妈祖雕像，妈祖娘娘也算流年不利，眼看就要享用香火了，却被硬生生地换了面目，马应龙亲自把关，一天十二个时辰都在工地上督促，也算是尽心尽力。
除了这些，也不知是哪个家伙想出来了鬼主意，让藩人来跳舞，于是又是鸡飞狗跳，四处寻觅藩人，集结了数千人，开始编练舞蹈。这事儿是泉州转运使衙门督办的，这位转运使大人倒也兴致盎然，人家之所以接这差事，是因为此人颇喜好听曲儿，他心里是这样想的，这跳舞和听曲儿总是差不多，总比马应龙八竿子打不着的去弄石像的好。要说喜欢听曲儿的艺术造诣就是不一样，转运使大人连这舞名都想好了，叫《百鸟朝凤》，几千个藩人，都在沙滩那边列队，逐一督导，威胁利诱，跳得好的有赏钱，跳得不好的直接遣返原籍，敢和转运使大人对着干，今天就要他完蛋。
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第二章送到，总喜欢这个剧情能以喜剧收场，好吧，喜剧……人死鸟朝天，何必太悲呢。
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