第二百七十一章 面包+果酱,大家一定要试试哦
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第二百七十一章面包+果酱,大家一定要试试哦
回到拉尔家,大厅只有拉尔一个人在,这厮就像条被烈阳晒了半天的褪毛老狗,正软绵绵的将整个身子瘫在桌上,时不时半死不活的呻吟上一两句,转头一看,丽莎阿姨的房门紧闭着,看来他这几天都是在做无用功啊。龙腾小说ltxs520.com
见我进来,他有气无力的用眼角瞟了一眼,随即又唧唧歪歪的闭上眼睛,不断的唉声叹气着,眉头紧皱,一副我比杨白劳还要凄苦的模样。
径直将莎拉送回她的房间,盖好被子睡下,我才一脸戏谑的坐在拉尔对面,饶有兴趣的看着他,我这人平时也没啥兴趣,就喜欢看落水狗而已。
“去去,看什么看!”这老小子心情不好,见我竟然在还一旁傻笑,顿时怒了。
“哟,我们自称‘做什么事都无须向家里汇报’的拉尔大人,究竟还有什么事情能困扰您呀。”我嘻嘻哈哈的落井下石道,果然,莎拉阿姨房间里传出一记沉重的撞击声。
“你这混小子,和道格那王八蛋一样,都不是什么好东西!”拉尔怒目圆睁,恨不得扑上来咬我一口,好一会儿才闷闷的重新垂下头去,我也不急,自顾自的倒了杯茶,哎呀呀,最近给老酒鬼和凯恩老头给累惨了,难得能像现在这样轻松一下。
“我说吴小子,看我家莎拉竟然能和维拉丝相处无事,是不是有什么秘诀?”过了许久,趴在桌子上死去活来的拉尔仿佛突然想到什么,两眼精光的看着我,自己女儿的性格她可是很清楚,虽然看上去乖巧听话,好像很好应付的样子。但其实跟他妈一个性格——骨子里占有欲强着呢,这吴小子竟然能将她驯得服服帖帖的,要是也能教自己两手,那纱丽那边岂不是能迎刃而解?
“唯独有一条。”我淡淡的喝了一口茶,这厮还真当我是情圣啊,我现在也正为感情烦恼着呢。
“什么办法?”拉尔激动地一把跳起,瞧你着样,还好意思说不是妻管严。我鄙视的看了他一眼。
“很简单,眼光要准,结婚前一定得摸透对方的本质才行。”
“你这不等于废话吗?”大喜大悲的拉尔顿时顺手将桌子上的脏抹布朝我扔过来,复又无力的趴在桌子上,低声嘀咕到:“其实结婚以前,纱丽还是个挺温顺挺可爱的女孩,哪知道她会变成母老虎啊,这也不能怪我的眼光啊……”
汗。这下轮到我开始冒冷汗了,莎拉和维拉丝以后该不会变成那样吧。
正当两人陷入无语地沉默时,门外传来一句惊雷般的大嗓子。
“大哥,我来蹭饭了,他爷的。饿死老子了。”古今中外,蹭饭也能蹭得如此理直气壮的人,估计也就道格这么一个了。
果不其然,大门打开。正是道格和格夫,两个人都显得有些垂头丧气,格夫自不必说,被道格拉去做那丢脸的动作,估计有点脸皮的都会想不开,至于道格这厮,嗯,肯定是被罚惨了。毕竟像我这样的暴发户不多啊。
“哟,道格,被酒吧罚了多少钱?”我毫不留情的往那还在冒血地伤疤上一揭。
“他爷的,286个金币,一张烂桌子而已,那群吸血鬼!!”果然一提起这茬,道格原本就难看的脸色顿时发黑。
“不多了,当初我可是整整花了两万多的金币。”我感慨的叹道。每次回忆起来心里都像刀割一般。两万多金币啊,就算换成碎裂宝石。也整整一小袋二十颗在里面呀。
听我这么一说,道格顿时找到了心理平衡,乐了,为什么我身边都是一帮将自己地快乐建立在别人痛苦上的混蛋呢?
“大嫂,我肚子饿了,有什么好东西吃没有?”道格左右看纱丽阿姨不在这里,于是扯着嗓子大声问道。
“你们找吴去吧,他那里大概有好吃的。”房间里传来纱丽阿姨不咸不淡的声音。
咦?我?我顿时愣住了,难道说纱丽阿姨……
“对了,大嫂不说我还真忘了,听说你这小子去鲁高因一趟,带回了不少好东西,总该没忘记我们地份吧。”道格顿时将目光紧紧锁定在我身上,不说他,连拉尔和格夫都来神了,如果将鲁高因比喻成大都市的话,那罗格营地无疑就是穷乡里,这城市里的新鲜玩意,对拉尔这群土包子还是很有吸引力的。
“当然不会忘记你们的份,谁叫我们是好兄弟呢?”我立刻眯起眼睛,竟然你们三个主动找死,那就别怪我心狠手辣了。
“该不会又是那些什么残废怪雕刻,安达利尔的触手之类的东西吧。”拉尔突然想起上次从我那里收到的猎奇礼物,立刻警惕地看着我。
“不会不会,这次是更实惠的东西,正如纱丽阿姨所说的,是一些十分‘奇特’的食物。”我笑的更欢了,丽莎阿姨,良心大大滴坏呀,不过偶喜欢。
“哦哦!那感情是太好了,他爷的,一觉醒来,连吃的都没顾上就被那群兔崽子拉去了。”早已经饿得头晕眼花的道格兴奋起来,很显然没有注意到我特意强调地“奇特”二字,而经他这么一插嘴,拉尔和格夫似乎也略过了,很好,你们死地不冤。
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