第二百八十三章 别人穿越惩恶霸,我来暗黑当恶霸
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“没睡醒吗?回去再睡一会吧。”我看着手里的报刊,看也不看他一眼,打发乞丐似地朝他挥了挥手。
“听我说!!”拉尔怒吼着一把将报刊抢了过去,当我以为他又要有什么惊人之言地时候,他却津津有味的看了起来。
“听你个妹啊!有屁快放。”我顿时怒了,感情你是来消遣我来着了。
“我和纱丽地确是打定主意要买个房子。”拉尔咳嗽一声,似乎才想起了正事。
“为什么?嫌这里住着不舒服?”我夺回报刊,重新看了起来。
“那到不是,只是你不觉得,身为男人,得有一个属于自己的家才行吗?”
“算了吧,那是男人的事情,你就别参和了。”我漫不经心的应道。
“吼,我和你拼了。”拉尔顿时爆发赛亚人状。
“那就说实话,别想用那些不三不四的理由打发我。”
“其实……”拉尔突然扭捏了起来,一个大老爷的恶心至极。
“自莎拉出世以后,已经有十多年了,我想和纱丽过过二人世界。”他附和在我耳边说道。
原来是这样,我惊奇的看着拉尔,没想到这厮还行啊。竟然还有那么点浪漫细胞,简直让我这个穿越者都为之汗颜了。
“竟然这样,那你也别花功夫去找了,我看看附近有没有适合你的别墅吧。”和拉尔发出男人都能理解的淫笑声以后,我略做思考的说道。
“可是我打听了,先不说钱地问题,这附近根本就没有空屋子出售啊。”拉尔苦着脸说道,看来策划这事也不是一天两天了。连情报都打听好了。
“这你就不用担心了,看上了哪里,让主人走就是了。”我奸笑着道。
“不行,冒险者联盟可是有规定,不许用武力恐吓威胁平民,以你长老的身份更是要以身作则,这点小事就不用操心了,我和纱丽已经看中了平民区的一处房子。离这里也不是十分远,别担心来不了蹭饭,只要你不迷路的话。”拉尔连忙摇头道,为了一栋小屋子而陷兄弟于不义,这他是绝对不会答应的。
“谁说我要亲自去恐吓威胁别人人了。”我嘿嘿笑着说道。充斥着阴谋气息的笑声,让拉尔也不禁打了个寒蝉。
“先别急,等会你就知道了。”将手中的报刊一扔,在拉尔疑惑的眼神中外出。黄昏地时候才悠哉的漫步回来。
还没等我喝上口茶润润喉咙,敲门声响起,打开一看,一个贵族装扮的四五十岁男人,面带惊恐的递给我一串钥匙,客气的聊了几句后,便匆匆转身离去,背影说不出的没落。仿佛我这小别墅是土匪窝似的。
看不出,死肥猪的效率还停高地嘛,我甩着手中的钥匙串想到,然后抛給惊呆的拉尔。
“给,就在隔壁,嘿嘿,以后我们就是邻居了,蹭饭更方便。”我得意的说道。
“老大。你要抛弃我们吗?我们也想和你们住在一起啊。”身旁的野蛮人兄弟估计早就知道拉尔地想法了。此时满脸“惊恐”的左右各抱着拉尔的一条大腿,一把鼻涕一把泪的“苦苦”哀求道。那凄惨无助地样子,到真让我想起了白毛女的某一幕场景。
“滚。”拉尔一手推一个,将他们甩倒在地,标准一副黄世仁的嘴脸:“你们也就是想蹭饭而已,想打扰我和小纱丽的幸福生活,门都没有。”
“吴兄弟呀!也给我们在附近弄个别墅吧。”两兄弟眼看拉尔的态度坚决,铁了心是要过二人世界了,连忙将目标放到我身上,两具魁梧的身体扑过来就想来个熊抱。
“如果你们能保证在三天之内不将屋子给拆掉的话。”我轻轻一闪,头也没回的说道。
“这……”道格和格夫面面相窥,三天内不将屋子给拆掉,这条件未免也太……强人所难了吧。
我就知道,这两个野蛮人绝对会在第一天将别墅搞得乌烟瘴气,第二天火光四射,第三天,哗啦地一声变成废墟,简单点说,就是二人根本就是生活不能自理。
“我们还是住旅馆好了,”最终,野蛮人兄弟沮丧屈服了,接着又异口同声的说道。
“但是,饭还是会按时来蹭的。”
“你们这两个混蛋……”拉尔气得差点晕倒在地,遇人不淑啊!!
当天晚上,我们“亲切”的邻居就搬走了,于是,第二天天还没亮,拉尔就狼嚎连连的把我们叫了起来,说是去新家一观,看这厮眼睛填满血丝,不用问,肯定是激动的一宿没睡,bs之……
莎拉走了,拉尔夫妇搬了,野蛮人兄弟干脆就在酒吧里胡天胡地,也是乐不思蜀,热闹了十多天的小别墅终于冷清了下来。
“怎么样,这下你该高兴了吧。”翘起二郎腿,半眯着眼睛躺在躺椅上,我撇了端坐在一旁喝茶的三无公主一眼。
“……”
没有说话,脸上依然不带丝毫感情,只是,这一壶茶却足足喝到了日落。
今天地晚餐格外丰富和美味,甚至比纱丽阿姨都要高超几分,差点没让我连自己地舌头也吞下,于是就纳闷了——这三无公主的手艺啥时候变得那么好了?……
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