第一千零四十三章 关于父亲的职业……
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第一千零四十三章关于父亲的职业……
“madao……咳咳,格力欧大叔,还有些话忘记和你说了。更多小说ltxs520.com”
刚走出大门没几步,我突然想起还有件事忘记和格力欧商量了,于是杀了个回马枪,顺便看看能不能抓到这家伙嘀咕什么秘密。
“咦,怎么了?”
进了门,发现格力欧正襟危坐,一副刚刚藏好什么东西转过头来的做作样子。
“咳咳……没什么,凡长老还有什么事情吗?”格力欧一边擦着额头的冷汗,一边挤出笑容。
“还有刚刚是我听错了吗?好像被叫成【马大欧】之类的外号了?”
“不,绝对是你听错了,格力欧大叔。”这回轮到我擦冷汗了。
特别注意一下,似乎没有什么可疑的地方,只是桌子上的一坛酒不见了,难道刚才可疑的样子,就是为了将酒坛藏好,把我的回马枪误当成是老酒鬼那瘟神来访?这样一想,我仿佛将前后的事情串联在了一块,眼角睿智的闪过一道亮光,露出恍然神色。
虽然不知道是怎么回事不过似乎瞒过去了,看到这一幕的格力欧也松一口气,两人各怀心思的露出微笑。
“对了,差点忘记回来的目的了,格力欧大叔,是这样的,我觉得既然要配合的话,那就必须得搬去其他地方,你人还好说,可以用幻术变成其他样子,但你这铁匠铺,整个群魔堡垒谁人不知道是联盟负责人格力欧大叔你的地方,带小黑炭来这里的话,直接就露馅了。”
“这话说的也有道理……”
“是吧,有道理吧,所以说,能麻烦格力欧大叔你松开手,去另找个其他铁匠铺吗?”
事实上,我刚才那句话还未说完,格力欧就已经抱住了他心爱的锻造炉子,嘴里说着有道理,但是行为举止却明摆着一副“打死我也不离开这”的坚决意思。
“那个……没得商量了吗?就算是在这里其实也没多大关系吧,还可以很自豪的和小黑炭炫耀:看,在联盟负责人格力欧大人的铁匠铺里找到工作了哦,爸爸厉害吧,诸如这样的话。”
“话是这么说,但问题是,我和小黑炭商量的时候,设定是【只掌握了些微技术,能够勉强在铁匠铺里打打杂】这样的能力,到格力欧大叔你这样的超一流铁匠手下干活,不是太假了吗?”
“那到也是。”
大概是被【超一流铁匠】托的有些飘飘然,原本一副打死我也不去模样的格力欧,露出为难神色。
“所以说,像这种设定的话,只能在鲜有人光顾的三流铁匠的简陋铁匠铺里,找到一份薪酬还算玛法的打杂工作,这才是最合适的,到时候还的麻烦格力欧大叔你表现的像个三流铁匠。”
“不去不去!!”
听我这样一说,格力欧为难的神色消失,拼命摇头,抱着锻造炉子的手更紧了,开什么玩笑,竟然要让一个连矮人铁匠都甘拜下风的铁匠大师,去扮演三流铁匠的角色?
“别那么害羞嘛,你能做到的,一个连三流铁匠都做不好的人,怎么可能被称为铁匠大师呢?你说是吧格力欧大叔。”
我眯着眼睛,大力拍起了格力欧壮实肩膀笑道。
格力欧:“……”
他现在总算体会到卡夏刚才那些句话的意思了,眼前这家伙何止是软硬不吃,简直就是笑脸流氓,能呵呵笑着,用看似奉承的语言让你就范,不愧是能和卡夏还有法拉这些老奸巨猾的家伙打成一片,甚至混得有声有色的家伙,果然没有一个是简单货色。
“好……好吧,至少让我先收拾一下。”
老实人格力欧,皱着一张干巴巴的熏脸,用几乎快要哭出来的苦瓜表情点了点头。
“铁匠铺方面不要紧吗?”
“那个就交给我吧,群魔堡垒里有多少铁匠铺,在哪里,哪间可以使用,没有谁会比我更清楚了,恰好,就有一间【三流的铁匠铺】空着。”
说着这句话的格力欧大叔,头冒青筋中。
哦哦,果然不愧是资深铁匠,要是将这份热情用到联盟管理上就好了。
就这样,我安心的再次离开铁匠铺,然后……
“噗通”一声,在拐角处和什么东西撞上,一屁股摔在地上。
我抓!!
将正欲逃跑洁露卡,抓着她的斗篷提了回来。
“我说啊,摘野菜的洁露卡大人,你似乎很闲的样子嘛。”
“没……没这回事,我正在附近摘野菜。”
被提在半空,手脚并用挣扎的洁露卡,犹自嘴硬狡辩。
“我还真看不出附近可以摘到什么野菜,连苔藓都找不到吧混蛋!!”
“我在寻找名为人生的野菜。”洁露卡肃然说道。
“啪”一声,我先在你脑袋上种包菜。
“说,在这里干嘛呢?”
见洁露卡形迹可疑,不像是恰好晃悠到这里来玩给我抓住的样子,我不由疑心大起。
“没……没什么,只是在研究避孕药和黄瓜之间的联系而已。”洁露卡目光躲闪回答道。
“……”
对于这样的黄段子侍女,我是真无话可说了。
“别骗人,说,是不是在跟踪我。”效仿对付小幽灵的严刑逼供,我在她脸上用力起来。
“呜呜雷楼了类似……(没有这回事)”
好不容易摆脱我的酷刑,这家伙很神气的叉起小腰,抬起下巴,用如同居高临下一样的目光看着我。
“诚如亲王殿下所说,我只不过是很正常的在卖节而已。”
“……”
可疑,到处都充满可疑的气息,这笨蛋侍女分明就是想转移话题,勾引起我的吐槽本能然后混淆过去。
“怎么样,做的还不错吧,刚刚?”我突然问道。
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