第三千一百三十章 这种时候只要微笑就行了
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“你好像现了盲点。”我一拍手心,露出恍然之色,的确,碧丝是在龙骑士契约签订之后,几乎立刻就获得了一点点龙骑士buff的力量,随后在和艾卡莱伊秘密修行了半个月,实力就已经飙升到第一世界顶级冒险者的程度了,现在更是能够和伪领域高手匹敌。
当然,我和碧丝的情况不同,碧丝一开始是没有任何力量的平民,所以龙骑士buff在她身上体现的特别明显,我现在本体都已经是世界之力境界了,或许其实已经获得了一点buff,只是微乎其微到自己都没有察觉到的地步。
换言之,想要buff在自己身上变得明显起来,还是得和恶龙蕾娜加深关系,甚至达到心心相印的地步,说不定才能感觉出来咯?
恶龙蕾娜似乎和我想到一块去了,两人相视良久,最后齐齐无力的otz。
“不,现在还不是放弃的时候,好不容易脑筋开始转动起来了,得再想一想还有没有其他办法,可以另辟蹊径。”
“也就是说完全放弃加深关系这条死路了?”恶龙蕾娜气呼呼的问道。
“你自己都说是死路了。”我还以白眼。
“话是这么说,但是由你这家伙来放弃总觉得很不爽,要放弃也是由我这边先放弃。”
“才能体现出你的高贵冷艳感?”
“又想打架么你这家伙。”
“好了好了,让我仔细想想,对了,有了,虽说不怎么靠谱但姑且还是死马当活马医,试一试吧。”我一拍手心,脑海中闪过灵光。
“哦,想到了什么?”
“在我们那个世……咳咳,在我的家乡,流传着一种叫合体舞蹈的东西,继续只要成功的话,就可以让两个人合为一体,实力飙升。”
“听起来就很不靠谱。”
“别这么说嘛,难道你有更好的办法?”
“真是的,总感觉又要陪你这个笨蛋做些傻事了,算了,就当是中场休息吧,喏,到底是什么样的舞蹈?”
“让我想一想,先是这样,然后是这样?不对,应该是先做这个动作,然后这样,这样……再这样……喝!这样一来就成了。”
“噗噗噗,好傻,这是螃蟹舞吗?”恶龙蕾娜笑的抱肚子。
“……”好吧,其实我也不懂为什么,明明更重要的事情记不得了,却偏偏还能记得这种看着蠢透顶的舞蹈,这脑子要来何用,吐槽专用?
“好了别笑了,快点来吧,说不定转眼我就忘了。”
“我才不要,太傻了。”
“正因为看起来很傻,才有可能蕴含着未知的神秘力量,就和许许多多古怪的祈祷仪式一样。”
“你这家伙,一开口就把所有的祈祷之舞给骂上了,就不怕神明一个雷把你劈死吗?”
“神明又不是没见过,快点来啦,别摸鱼了,不能只有我一个人丢脸。”
“我是说真的,这啥捞子合体舞蹈太傻了,艾卡莱伊姐姐正看着呢。”
“放心吧,我们在艾卡莱伊面前更傻的事情都做多了,不差这一次。”
“你这么说哪还能让人放心得下,事先说明犯蠢的可都只有你一个,我是被你这家伙拖下水的。”
“是是是,你说的都对,总而言之现在跟着我学。”
“这种简单的东西还要学?看一遍就懂了,先这样,再这样,然后这样……喝!没错吧?”
“呃……好像做的比我还正规,你之前真的没学过?”
“这么蠢的舞蹈谁要学?”
“不过话说回来,看着你跳真的好蠢,不行了,容我先笑一会儿。”
“不许笑,你这混蛋,要丢脸便一起丢,快点快点,一起来做。”恶龙蕾娜一阵羞恼,反而主动拉扯着我开始练习了。
“既然你已经熟练掌握了,开始尝试也没关系了,先距离要把握好,你站那边,我站这儿,先试试看。”
面朝同一个方向,隔着两三米远的距离,两人一起跳合体舞蹈,结果跳了一半就撞上了。
“好像距离有点不够,再拉远一点。”
拉远距离后,再次起飞,这次顺利跳完,但是距离间隔有点远,除非我们两的食指能有个半米长,应该就差不多了。
“再拉近半米距离。”
“是一米啊你这笨蛋。”
第三次尝试,这次很成功,距离刚好合适,但是最后一刻食指对歪了,幸好没有变成奇奇怪怪的胖子蕾凡。
“好了,所有的障碍都已经排除,这次一定要成功,最后一刻记得大喊出来。”
“不用你提醒我也知道。”莫名燃烧起了干劲的恶龙蕾娜,握紧拳头,斗志十足,难道说这头小母龙……很喜欢做这种傻事?
好吧,现在吐槽已经完了,自己扛起来的锅,哭着跪着也要背到终点。
跳舞,完美!
距离,完美!
最后一刻,我和恶龙蕾娜齐齐大喊。
“合体!”
食指,完美对上!
然后,一阵凉风卷过。
“我们做了宵夜送过来,啊……”
“听说小蕾那在和她的拍档做特训?我很感兴趣也来看一眼,咦……”
捂脸不忍目睹的艾卡莱伊,碧丝,菲妮,欧娜,水晶,甚至还有恶龙蕾娜的父亲哈迪叔叔,艾卡莱伊的爷爷菲克斯,一起自树丛中现身。
和保持着【合体】姿势的我和恶龙蕾娜,大眼瞪着小眼……
。。。(未完待续。)
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