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第三千一百六十六章 瓦尔凯米特的忧郁

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今早的早饭很丰盛,别误会,绝对和恶龙蕾娜出现在厨房里毫无关系,她不拖后腿就算了,还指望帮上忙或者做上几道?拜托了,我还连清,不想吃毒菜被假死……啊不,是吃假菜被毒死。最新地址ltxsba.pw

也不是什么特别大的理由,有绿林酒吧侍女三人组在,艾卡莱伊也是厨艺能手,就算是小小一顿早餐也做的格外精致和丰富,当然,让我感觉今天比较丰盛的理由,大概是餐桌上那一大碟……呃,用碟来形容已经不合适了,应该说一大脸盆的炸肉丸,分量十足,一颗颗冒着焦黄油光,将“我很丰盛”这种感觉直逼眼球。

以及莫名其妙又杀了个回马枪的五色战队,感觉明明已经打了她们的样子,以她们爱四处炫耀的性格应该不可能那么快回来才对,是我哪里搞错了么?

顺便一说,餐桌中间那盆炸肉丸,就是她们五个给带回来的,碧丝和艾卡莱伊她们可不会做这种充满豪迈气息的食物。

我小心翼翼尝了一个,味道竟然还不错。

“这是从哪里弄来的?”我问五色战队,总不可能是她们自己做的吧,这五个货一看就不像是能下得了厨房的人……是巨龙才对,正所谓有句俗话叫上梁不正下梁歪。

偷偷瞄了恶龙蕾娜一眼,她也有些古怪,端起饭碗,几乎是将脸埋在里面的大口大口扒着。

“想知道吗?”

“真的那么想知道吗?”

“告诉你也无妨。”

“这是我们五……不,是我们菜鸟联盟。”

“以绝对的实力,从一头邪恶的巨龙口中抢来的食物。”

哦,没想到这里面还洋溢着rpg的气息,不等等,你们自己就是巨龙吧,这样说真的好么?“到底是一头什么样的邪恶巨龙?”闲着也是闲着,我漫不经心的边吃边问。

“残暴的。”

“强大的。”

“凶悍的。”

“长胡子的。”

“然后胡子被拔掉的。”

我:“……”

等……等等,恕我语文不好,一时半会没听懂她们的话。

放下碗筷,我揉着陷入混乱境地的脑门,露出认真思索之色,梳理刚才的情报。

先这头邪恶的巨龙很残暴,很强大,很凶悍,还长了胡子,然后,它的胡子被谁给拔掉了?

这算哪门子的邪恶巨龙啊!不仅胡子被拔了炸肉丸也被你们五个给抢了,现在说不定还饿着肚子,都惨到家了好不好!

我死死盯着五色战队,她们脸色并无异色,不像是在胡扯的样子,这到底是怎么回事?我又将困惑目光投向艾卡莱伊,她应该能听懂这五个笨蛋的话吧。

艾卡莱伊显然是懂了,她似乎想到了什么好笑的事情,抿嘴轻笑个不停,冲我摇了摇头,表示只可会意不可言传。

可恶,我的好奇心快要爆炸了,再问问别人吧,恶龙蕾娜?她的脸都埋到碗里了,这种时候会理我才怪,那么还有谁呢?

“水晶知道。”这时候,头上还顶着巨战木锤的水晶忽然举手。

“嗬,就凭你这种脑子里只有吃的笨蛋?我不信。”深谙水晶那调皮作死的性格,我反手一记简单激将,立刻就让她气呼呼的拍起桌子。

“竟然小看水晶,水晶这就让笨蛋饲主知道水晶的厉害。”

说着,她一筷子串了好几个肉丸,统统塞到嘴里,腮帮鼓鼓的嚼着,一边吃一边回味:“错不了,这味道就是……”

话未落音,水晶脸上长了一个碗。

不,应该说是恶龙蕾娜将碗扣到了她脸上。

“吃饭那么多话干嘛?餐桌礼仪懂不懂。”她优雅的擦了擦嘴角,对我们露出摄人目光。

惊了,这头暴力小母龙竟然要和我们谈礼仪?

我正欲开口,非得打破砂锅问到底不可,嘴巴才刚刚张开,就被恶龙蕾娜一个迅雷不及掩耳,筷子夹了个肉丸给堵上了。

“吃你的,这盆炸肉丸就算蕾娜大人我赏给你的。”

“呜呜呜呜,呜呜呜~~~(又不是你做的炸肉丸,凭什么)”我含糊不清的嚼丸抗议。

恶龙蕾娜不知道是没听懂还是怎么滴,只是扬了扬眉角,甩了我一记高傲眼神就走了。

“真是的,艾卡莱伊你也得好好说一说她才行,还说什么礼仪呢。”好不容易吞下小孩拳头大的炸肉丸,我立刻向艾卡莱伊抗议。

“是呢,改天有空得说一说她,挑食可不行,炸肉丸一个都没吃。”艾卡莱伊脸上依然带着蜜汁笑容,以感觉不出力道的语气柔柔责备道。

不,我说的不是挑食这个问题,算了,今天的艾卡莱伊也有古怪,我还是吃饱自己去逛逛吧,说来到了龙之乐园后,除了头几天以外,都没好好在这里浏览一番。

于是乎,我和水晶和五色战队,风卷残云的将一脸盆的炸肉丸给光了个精光,不不不,这种说法好像我和水晶以及五色战队她们是同一个等级的吃货兼笨蛋似的,应该这样说,我带领着水晶和五色战队,将满桌子的美味佳肴还有足足一脸盆的炸肉丸给吃了下去。

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