第三千二百三十四章 安慰莉莉丝
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还不过为什么你和家伙那么熟练啊!
为什么堂而皇之的就住在我的小别墅里头,而且还一副很熟悉这里的构造,闭着眼睛都能找到哪个抽屉藏着零食的样子!
而且每天每天早上还来骚扰我起床,你不头巨龙吗?巨龙不是喜欢睡觉吗?你以前不是喜欢睡到中午才起床吗?我可能是遇到了一个假的恶龙蕾娜!!!
稀里哗啦的扒着稀粥,我目光却没盯着碗里,而是瞪着对面的恶龙蕾娜,她也在做着和我一样的动作。网址找回邮件:ltxsba@gmail.com
“每天喝稀粥真的好吗?”我含糊不清的问道。
“有你吃的就该感恩戴德了。”恶龙蕾娜含糊不清的应道。
“味道还是很差啊,你这家伙压根就没有厨艺天赋,是时候学会放弃了,如何?你看,鲁高因多少美食,何不一一品尝?你好我好大家好。”
砰啪一声,我被从桌子底下踢过来的脚,一脚给踹飞了出去。
实在不是我存心想吐槽恶龙蕾娜,这笨蛋,做了几天粥,到是有点心得了,比第一天稍微有那么点进步,但她似乎光顾全心全意的投入到煮粥大业当中。
我的意思是说,你没有馒头馅饼,至少也来一咸菜碟萝卜干啊混蛋!
“喂!”对着躺在地上装尸体的我,恶龙蕾娜蹲下来,嫌弃的用手指戳了戳。
“干嘛呢,连尸体都不放过?你还有人性吗?”
又是一阵扭打。
“我现你这家伙越来越像水晶了。”
“就算是水晶也不会喜欢吃你做的粥。”
又又一阵扭打。
“我是说你作死的本事。”
“你怎么不说说你暴力的性格?”
又又又一阵扭打。
“啊啊啊,我受够了!!!”作为施暴者的恶龙蕾娜,到是先不耐烦起来,乱抓了一把紫色长。
“受够你自己了?别想不开,在自我厌恶中一直活到来也是种全新体验,说不定还能挖掘出新的嗜好呢。”
“你……”恶龙蕾娜作势又要扑过来,好不容易忍住了。
“我才不会上你这家伙的当,一而再再而三的想转移话题,蒙混过关。”
啧,不笨嘛。
我拍拍屁股站起来,算一下时间,嗯,五天过去了,该平静下来的,也都平静下来了,其实我也蛮心急想看看瓦尔凯米特家现在到底是什么局势,是已经母慈女孝,姐妹相亲,还是变成了更加可怕的修罗场。
“说的也是。”捏着下巴想了想,我点着头:“那就去看一眼吧,就这么等下去也怪让人着急的。”
“哈?”
“哈什么哈?”
“你这家伙竟然就答应了?”
“我为什么不能答应,一开始就没说不去,只是说了暂时按兵不动而已。”
“我的意思是说,既然已经有所打算,那你刚才为什么还要拼命作死,重复那些插科打诨的愚蠢行为?”
我:“……”
说的也是,为什么呢?那岂不是说……
岂不是说我被恶龙蕾娜白揍了?!
想到这里,我怒火中烧,自动冲恶龙蕾娜张牙舞爪的扑上去:“混蛋,竟然不早点提醒我,害吃了那么多苦,快点还回来?”
“哈?我凭什么为什么要提醒你这种笨蛋,而且你骂我是实打实的话,被揍也是活该!”
日常的扭打完毕后,我和恶龙蕾娜两个披着斗篷,带上帽子,鬼鬼祟祟的躲在门口边上往里面窥视,结果没看几眼,老管家就出现在了门口处,帮我们打开大门,恭恭敬敬的迎接我们两个可疑份子,让我们尴尬癌都犯了。
“主人特地吩咐过,若是二位来了,大可直接进入无妨。”
“嗯哼,这是当然的。”恶龙蕾娜清咳一声,强行摆脱尴尬气氛,趾高气扬的大步进入。
“这得多亏了我能掐会算,你听到言下之意没有,若是早几天回来,我们就要被管家拦下来了。”
“哈?我要去哪,谁敢拦我?”
“以后干脆叫你吹牛蕾娜好了。”
“撕了你的臭嘴!”
结果我们又在别人家的家门口打起来了,直到艾卡莱伊的出现,哭笑不得的拉开我们两个。
“你们去别人家的时候,也是这么干吗?多亏了这里大,否则好不得被你们拆了?”
她心情似乎不错的样子,看的我松了口气,恶龙蕾娜则是直接跑上去亲热挽住她的好闺蜜好姐姐:“艾卡莱伊姐姐,你没有受委屈吧。”
“受委屈了。”艾卡莱伊眨眨眼,俏皮笑道。
“什么?竟然敢……看我去狠狠揍瓦尔凯米特那家伙一顿!”恶龙蕾娜当时就作仰喷龙炎状,抡着拳头要冲进去。
“来了两个恶客,在自己家门口打起来了,还得赔笑拉架,这算不算是受了委屈?”不等恶龙蕾娜迈出脚步,艾卡莱伊就吐槽火力全开的补充了一句,我到是没什么,看到她露出少见的狡黠笑容时,就知道要被作弄了。
毕竟我是谁,以前的不说,光是在艾娜仙贝那儿,就已经强行被身经百战了,比恶龙蕾娜高了不知哪儿去。
“艾卡莱伊姐姐,你……哼,我好心关心你,你却作弄我!”被戏弄了一回的恶龙蕾娜,恼羞成怒的直跺脚。
“我这不是想告诉你,我没事了,已经有说有笑了吗?”艾卡莱伊如何察觉不出恶龙蕾娜的关切,闻言轻轻将她搂住,被这么一抱,恶龙蕾娜也没有火气了,两位少女拥抱在一起,满满的温馨感觉,甚至能让人能感受到她们打小一块长大的不是姐妹胜似亲姐妹的感情。
片刻之后,艾卡莱伊松开恶龙蕾娜,目光落到我身上,一个劲的瞧个不停。
“等等,作弄她也就罢了,你该不会是连我也想作弄吧。”不等艾卡莱伊开口,我连忙举手投降。
“什么叫作弄我也就罢了,你这笨蛋德鲁伊又皮痒了吗?”恶龙蕾娜不乐意的凶巴巴质问道。
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