第三千二百八十二章 又到了狗粮时间
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“我跟你们说,猜拳以前是我的强项,你们就是不信。最新地址ltxsba.info”
挥舞着拳头,重重锤了锤地面,我口沫横飞,觉得还不过瘾,端起饭碗吃了一大口焦炭炖汤后,继续想当年。
“不是我跟你们吹,这是真的,只是这几年状态低迷罢了。”
“你这不是这几年,是这几辈子状态低迷才真吧。”恶龙蕾娜美美的摸着肚皮,打了一个心满意足的饱嗝,目光斜视过来。
“不管怎么说,我曾经强大过,鏖战一生,从未试过一败,亦从未被人理解。”
目光深邃,我捧起碗默默将最后一口焦炭炖汤吃下去,抬头仰视着那轮血红满月,眼神忧伤,几天没刮的半刺胡渣,突出一个沧桑落寞,仿佛是个写满了故事和谜团的内涵美男子。
爱娃儿和恶龙蕾娜相视一眼,交流几道目光,然后,由恶龙蕾娜实施精准吐槽打击,她只用了五个字就击沉我这艘无敌号。
“活在梦里。”
爱娃儿抿了一小口炖汤,她吃的很慢,应该说慢过头了,不了解的,还以为她是在减肥,从她那冷淡当中隐藏着热切的目光,我一眼就看穿了她的所图。
每次只有我的目光落到她身上时,她才会喝上一小口,离我干脆利落毫无悬念的被这两个家伙PFKO,已经过去了半个多小时,她那份炖汤还剩下一大半,讲道理来说应该凉了,但是她我每次看向她,她每次吃的时候,却还散发着蒸腾热气,热气还往我这边吹,明明不是顺风。
阴谋!
我心中冷笑一声,愚蠢,你以为我不知道你在想什么?是估摸着我会忍受不住恶龙蕾娜的挑衅羞辱,奋不顾身的变身圣月贤狼,推翻之前充满疑团和陷阱的比试结果,再度决一死战,一雪前耻,对吧,虽然恶龙蕾娜那份已经吃完了,但是她爱娃儿这份还留着给贤狼大人呀。
再不济,就算放弃雪耻,只要我放下尊严,变身圣月贤狼,她就会屁颠屁颠的主动将情意肉汤端送上来。
我啊,莫非是被小看了?在这抖M天使心目中,我就是这样一个耍赖,输不起,没有尊严,吝啬又贪吃,节操想丢就丢的男人吗?!简直岂有此理!
我忿忿一拍地面,目光冷峻,内心洋溢着愤慨和决心,今天,就让你见识一下我德鲁伊吴凡,到底是一个什么样的硬汉吧!
“叽咕~~~~~~”
肚子传出了尴尬的饥肠辘辘声,焦黑炖汤,果然还是吃不饱啊。
但是,我吴境泽就是饿死了,从这里跳下去,也不会吃爱娃儿一口炖汤!
气氛陷入诡异的沉默,只剩下篝火的噼里啪啦声,三双眼睛,看似在盯着篝火打瞌睡,实则眼角余光,却在火光下左右腾挪,充斥着一股勾心斗角,人心叵测的气息。
事件就发生在一刹那,毫无预兆的,名为吴境泽的家伙,忽然保持着原地坐姿,上半狠狠身往后一扭,双腿用力一蹬,姿势诡异的往身后飞扑出去的同时,手中胡乱抓出了维拉丝牌爱心干粮,往嘴里狠狠一塞。
恶龙蕾娜的动作不慢,在名为吴境泽的家伙还在半空,没有落地的时候,她就已经后发制人的扑上去从背后将对方压倒,并将其塞到嘴里的手控制住。
然而已经太迟了,其中一只手的爱心干粮已经不见,只能看到吴境泽同志塞得鼓鼓的嘴巴,在不断嚼动。
“你这笨蛋,无赖,骗子,竟然作弊!”恶龙蕾娜仿佛幼小的心灵受到了巨大欺骗,整个人都悲愤了。
“呜呜,呜呜呜呜~~~”我呜咽着,飞快将嘴里的食物吞下去,免得恶龙蕾娜反应过来,把我的脖子掐住,那我可就真成鸬鹚了。
“凭什么为什么?我不亅已经把烧焦的炖汤吃下去了吗?你还要我怎么样?”抹抹嘴,我这才趴在地上,理直气壮的跟压在自己身上的恶龙蕾娜摆事实讲道理。
“你这么做,猜拳还有什么意义,输掉的家伙就应该吃烧焦炖汤,否则的话赢了又有什么意义?”
“你太执着于输赢了,孩子,这个世界上还有很多其他更重要的东西等着你去追寻,不要迷失在只有胜负的狭隘岔路当中,那只会让你的双眼蒙尘。”我一副得道高僧的嘴脸,试图让将自己骑在屁股下面的迷途羔羊幡然悔悟。
话说回来你要骑到什么时候?!
“哈?赢的人就应该得到好处,输的人就应该受惩罚,这是天经地义的事情吧。”
“……”简直没办法和这小母龙好好沟通了,说的话太直白太有道理,不知道该怎么忽悠下去了。
“反正吃也吃了,你总不能让我吐出来吧。”我干脆打滚耍赖。
“不行,你就得吐出来。”
“你这人怎么那么过分,也不看看我们现在的处境,万一我没吃饱,明天遇到恶战发挥不出实力该怎么办?”我声色俱厉,拿出了大局观。
“也没说不让你吃饱啊。”
“那为什么不让我吃?”
“你吃的姿势不对,输掉的家伙,就应该可怜兮兮的乞求获胜者,求我给你一点吃的,我才会考虑让你吃饱。”
“混蛋,不许践踏我的尊严。”
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