第三千三百七十五章 老酒鬼式训练
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“不然你还以为是哪?”见我还大惊小怪,一本正经的认真脸分析起来了,随后跟下来的老酒鬼挑着枪,眉头一扬。最新地址ltxsba.pw
“你不觉得未经主人允许,擅自在别人家的后院动工,是一件很无礼的事情么?”我觉得有必要提醒提醒老酒鬼,谁是这个家,这块地盘的老大。
“哦,已经跟维拉丝她们打过招呼了。”
“也跟我打招呼啊!”
“那时候你正处于人生低谷,躲在被窝里不出来。”
“说的我沮丧了很久似的,我恢复速度超快的好不好,寻常冒险者遇到这种打击挫折,没有个一年半载能振作起来吗?”
想到埋在被窝里,埋在维拉丝怀抱里痛哭流涕的自己,我老脸微红,随即大声辩解,这是由客观原因,客观理由,客观历史,客观环境所决定的不可避免客观事项。
“我懂我懂,你也就傻乐观这一点值得表扬了。”
“你就尽管嘲讽,等着瞧吧。”
我咬牙切齿,这次要是能恢复力量,我第一件要做的事情就是先把以前未履行的那个誓言做了再说,将灰头土脸的老酒鬼踩在脚下,看她挣扎,看她喝不了酒的发出凄凄哀嚎,那是一副多美的光景啊,哪怕只是为了做这件事,我也要重新振作起来,加倍努力。
“你有这么远大的目标,是件好事。”老酒鬼露出勇气可嘉的目光,鼓励的拍了拍我肩膀,糟糕,又被用了读心术吗?卑鄙的联盟狗!
“那么,为了实现你的伟大愿望,现在……”哼着她那节操掉尽,污染环境的黑插拉小调,来到空地中央,扫了一眼。
“地方还是有点小了,法拉老东西,老吝啬鬼,一分力气也不愿意多花,也罢,训练你这个弱鸡是勉强够用了。”
这般自言自语着一半让我赞同,一半让我火大的话语,老酒鬼长枪一指,冲我不怀好意的扬了扬下巴。
“还傻站着干什么,先给我绕空地跑十圈。”
我:“……”
这一天,某人终于回想起来了,曾经一度被老酒鬼的魔鬼式训练支配的恐惧,以及被长枪末端敲头捅脸,肆意嘲讽的那份屈辱。
才刚到中午,我就像死狗一样脸贴着地,大口大口喘气。
“没用的家伙,我以为你至少能坚持一天。”老酒鬼坐在不知道哪儿搬来的一块石墩上,打着哈欠,二郎腿一翘一翘。
“大人,卡夏大人,该吃午饭了。”这时候,楼梯走下来一道温柔俏丽的身影,是挎着热气腾腾的食篮的维拉丝,这个神秘出现的地下训练空间,她果然知道。
眼看自己的小妻子,小狗狗维拉丝出现,我不想让她看到自己吐着舌头累成狗的狼狈一面,强振起最后一分力气坐起来,擦擦脸颊上如淋大雨的汗水,假装无事,眼神从容。
你看,区区训练,根本难不倒我,只不过是热身运动罢了。
“哦呀,这不是还有力气吗?再跑三圈吧。”吞咽着口水迎上去,从维拉丝手中接过食篮的老酒鬼,头也不回的飘来一句,语气和我的目光一样若无其事,风轻云淡。
内心差点一口老血吐出,你这家伙,想吃独食也不带这样,玩死我吗?
“卡夏大人,大人已经累了,休息一会如何?再怎么训练也要劳逸结合才对。”维拉丝目光担忧的看看我们两个,显然我刚才强打精神的拙劣演技并没有骗到她。
“那么,你是听我的,还是听你的温柔小妻子的?”说话间,这老酒鬼已经不顾形象的直接用手抓着篮子里的美味佳肴大口大口往嘴里塞,依然是头也不回的含糊发话。
“你狠。”冲老酒鬼的背影,用力挥了挥拳,我内心更加坚定要履行当初的誓言,假如真有恢复实力的那一天。
摇摇晃晃的爬起来,迈着不断打颤的双腿,咬紧牙根,继续绕着有两个足球场那么大的空间跑起来。
之前还有点嫌弃太小了,毕竟呀,还是大高手时代的自己,训练场,对战擂台,没有个方圆十里,根本满足不了,只不过是区区两个足球场的大小而已,就算自己龙游浅水,虎落平阳,这儿哪是浅水,哪是平阳,分明就是水洼和铁笼好不好,太小看人了。
现在,我有点恨地方太大了,三圈啊,三圈!
边踉踉跄跄的小跑,还要边听跟上来,时不时用长枪【督促】我几下的老酒鬼,一边大吃大喝,一边对放心不下的跟在旁边的维拉丝调侃。
“劳逸结合?你是听哪个笨蛋说的,是在说放羊还是训练?如果是前者,你比较懂,我无话可说,如果是后者,谁跟你说,你回去扇谁,一个字一巴掌,让它自己偷懒就算了,别教坏别人。”
啃下一块大腿肉,这好吃懒做的酒鬼大言不惭:“什么叫训练?那就是往死里练,每天练到一根手指头都动不了,躺在刀山火海上面也能立刻呼呼大睡,这才叫训练,真正的强者,没有哪个是在劳逸结合的训练里走出来的,不信的话,你可以回营地,去看看那些训练营的学生,或者是被大家吹捧成天才的卡洛斯西雅图克那些小鬼头们,甚至是号称天赋比塔拉夏还要高的臭丫头以及阿尔托,问问她们平时训练是什么模样。”
“一句话,只要还没死,就往死里练。”
“是两句话才对。”我咬咬牙,愤然回头纠正,然后就见老酒鬼张大嘴巴,嚼了一半的肉差点漏出来,恶心兮兮,维拉丝也是震惊不已的表情。
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