第三千四百八十八章 欢声笑语中打出了GG
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“喝最烈的酒?你也配?你也敢?怕不是还活在梦里。”
“站最野的什么?给我解释清楚!”
“咳咳,时间不早了,还想不想四处溜达,还站在那做什么?走起。”
我神‘色’一肃,招招手,将随风凛冽飞扬斗篷一卷,逆着黄沙,趟过沼泽,感觉步伐万分沉重,活像腰间拖着四头身宽体胖的成年巨龙。
“发现不投食的吝啬饲主!”
“妈妈的男人,快点把妈妈‘交’出来!”
两道叱声,远远传来,飞快‘逼’近,我面无表情,内心甚至还想笑,现在的我,已经无所畏惧,就让麻烦来的更猛烈些吧。
“咦,这不是‘露’西亚和塔莫娅么?在做什么?在闲逛哟,这笨蛋不知道发什么疯,说要逛一逛魔王村,一定是太闲了。”
我:“……”
你也很闲啊亲。
“凡凡,还有娜娜,真巧啊,大家在做什么呢?我?我打算去‘交’易市场找些魔法素材,地狱世界里的魔法素材很令人着‘迷’不是吗?不过也不着急,下次再去吧,嗯嗯。”
我:“……”
别啊丫头,听到了么?你最‘迷’恋的魔法素材正在‘交’易市场哭泣!
“阿尔托,嗯,肚子饿了?也在觅食吗?真巧我们也是,一起吧。”
我:“……”
吃货四号登场!
“那不是维拉丝还有莎拉么,连莱娜也在,在买今天要做的菜?别了别了,虽然维拉丝的厨艺天下第一,但偶尔放松一下也不赖,对吧,你瞧大家都吃过了,大家一起,一起。”
我:“……”
那啥,我还没吃过呢,分点零嘴如何?话说旁边的三无公主是不是……算了,事到如今再吐槽这个没意思。
不知不觉,身后就跟上了一大群‘女’孩,而且这一大群‘女’孩,每个单独拉出来都是明星人物,聚焦大半条街目光的存在,如今聚在一起,走到哪儿,就给磁铁一样吸引着周围所有目光,还是那句老话,里面总有一款是你的‘女’神。
然后,我就发现从‘女’孩们身上艰难挪移开,落到我身上的目光,变得渗人之极,像是要将我千刀万剐一般,浑身每寸肌肤都刺疼刺疼的,哪怕是披着足足九层披风,也不能遮挡分毫。
为什么,我明明什么都没有做,为什么要让我遭这样的罪?
我也尝试过摆脱,你瞧身后那群‘女’孩,叽叽喳喳的,好一会儿都没人跟我搭句话,完全把我给遗忘了,虽然有点寂寞,但是,我是不是可以认为,大家的注意力根本不在我身上,就算悄悄跑路也没关系呢?
想到这里,我脑海闪过一道惊雷,原来如此,答案竟然如此简单,看到前面那个拐角没有,我只要悄悄的,不动声‘色’的,将存在感降低到极点,就这样,蹑手蹑脚,轻手轻脚,神不知鬼不觉的……
我嘿!
为了节目效果……咳咳,不对,是为了效果最大化,我甚至把鞋子都脱了下来,弓着腰,踮起脚尖,犹若凌‘波’微步,又如踏雪无痕,化作一道烟,一捧尘,一片雾,拐弯钻进了小巷当中。
就算是七巨头在场,恐怕也察觉不到吧,我内心充斥着这样的自信和感动,却不敢有丝毫放松,继续保持,继续前进,直到摆脱为止。
自由!万岁!
“蕾娜,这个好吃。”
“你也这么觉得?等会我们回头再买多些。”
“塔莫娅,你今早上那一拳感觉特别犀利,我差点没能躲过,能教教我出拳的技巧吗?”
“虽然我不大赞成一名刺客放弃手中的武器用拳头对敌,不过你想学的话,当然没问题。”
“笨蛋,水晶!”
“蠢货,冰块!”
“你这好吃鬼!”
“你青蛙魔人!”
“妈妈最喜欢琪‘露’诺!”
“骗人,妈妈最喜欢的明明是水晶。”
“北斗友情破缸拳!”
“维拉丝饲主看到了,水缸不是水晶打破的,笨蛋冰块才要被罚。”
“呜,区区水晶!”
“超进化,一缸笨蛋琪‘露’诺!噗噗噗咦,为什么水晶还要顶缸?因为挑衅笨蛋冰块的水晶也有错?水晶没有错!水晶什么坏事也没做!水晶保护过水缸,水晶为了水缸流过血,受过伤,你们不能这样对水晶!”
我:“……”
细密的冷汗,自额头梭梭流下。
为什么,为什么身后的声音,丝毫没有远去的意思?
那么这招如何?
往前走几步,进入一条死路,我利索的翻过墙,一个空中七百二十度转体外加一百零八度后空翻,难度系数四点二,稳稳落地,拍拍手心,‘露’出睥睨裁判,傲视对手的目光,简直完美。
这下子没法跟上来了吧,恶龙蕾娜,本子娜她们也就罢了,我就不信奉公守法的吾王,塔莫娅,维拉丝她们,也会做出翻墙举动。
结果,她们还真没跟上来,我做贼般贴在墙边,耳听八方眼观六路,确认计划通,正想仰天大笑三声,熟悉的声音却忽然不期而至。
只见‘女’孩们从另外一条路兜转过来,依然是叽叽喳喳,欢声脆笑,聊的火热,仿佛丝毫没有察觉到我消失而后又再次偶遇。
然而,却很自然的在我身后放缓步伐,小尾巴一咬,再度合体成功。
我:“……”
魔王村真的很小,我再次意识到了这一点……
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