第三千五百五十一章 勿六皆坐,日常操作而已
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大门砰的一声被大力推开,五道沐浴在白光之中的小小身影闪亮登场。
“终于发现了!”
“隐藏在闹市之中的魔窟。”
“潜伏在魔窟里面的坏蛋们哟。”
“你们的阴谋,就由我们来终结吧!”
“我们是……”
“基纽五色部队!”
……
“啊啊,心情畅快了许多。”
“没错没错,看来这五个笨蛋还是有点用的。”
“接下来要做什么?”
“带上维拉丝她们外出历练吧。”
“昨天不是刚刚去过吗?”
“蕾娜同志,那已经是昨天的事情了,距离昨天,我们已经渡过了两百多个小时。”
“咦,算上梦之境界的话,竟然没怎么算错?这不可能!”
“一定是有谁冒充了这猴子,只要把他的皮剥下来就知道是谁了。”
“但是,这种笨蛋会有人乐意去冒充吗?”
“说的也是,说不定只是正常退化现象。”
“因为退化了算数能力反而比较好了。”
“毕竟是正常猴子的算数水平。”
双娜组合开始发威,你一言我一句气的我火冒三丈,还好有比我更惨的家伙,这么一想心里好受了许多,回过头,看着横七竖八倒在门口边上的五色笨蛋们,心里默哀。
阿门,愿天堂不会有笨蛋。
“水晶,你站在那里做什么?”眼角余光猫到了水晶,愣愣站在那儿,没有动弹。
水晶将吃到一半的肘子,整个塞到嘴里,不似平常那般津津有味,回味无穷,她神色凝重的嚼啊嚼,嚼啊嚼,食物并没有让她感到开心。
“水晶在想……”全力转动着生锈的小小脑袋,水晶头一歪。
“水晶的存在感,是不是被这五个笨蛋抢了很多?”
“这个嘛……毕竟属性重复了,多多少少肯定会有的。”
“不可能,明明饲主也是个笨蛋!为什么不会被抢?”
“……”
不,我并没有明说是笨蛋属性,而且你这么说,岂不是也等于承认了自己是个笨蛋?
“放心,你还有吃货属性。”我揉了揉水晶的脑袋,好心安慰。
咦,我刚刚是挨骂了吧,为什么还非得同情安慰这蠢萌吃货不可?
“饲主说的一点没错,从今以后水晶要更加卖力的吃,突出自己的特点才行,没想到笨蛋饲主竟然还会有这种高见,聪明的水晶对笨蛋饲主有点改观了。”
“哦,是吗?”
“别说废话,快,拿出更多好吃的,水晶要变成独一无二的吃货水晶,谁也不能抢走水晶的戏份!”
“吃的么?好啊。”我阴森森笑着,将水晶摁趴在大腿上,高举巴掌。
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总而言之,这就是日常。
傍晚,晚饭之前,我时不时会来绿林酒吧坐上一坐,就是单纯的喝点啥,并没有特别的目的,有些人非要说我图谋不轨,打着喝果汁的名义偷窥酒吧当红偶像龙骑士侍女碧丝。
我冤枉啊,真不是特地来见碧丝的,铁证在此——碧丝现在在我家呢!
话说,那些顺口将莫须有的罪名加到我头上的家伙,才是真正的醉翁之意不在酒吧,毕竟贼喊捉贼是人的本性,好吧,退一万步,如果不是来见碧丝,那就是菲妮,那你就是恶心基佬!
什么?菲妮也不是,那一定是欧娜,欧娜可是有妇之妇,你还有人性吗?!别以为菲妮好欺负,人家的伪娘粉丝团里可是有世界之力级别的强者。
呃……忽然生出一股魔王军药丸的淡淡哀伤,是我的错觉么?
我时不时来绿林酒吧的主要目的,是为了打探消息,听听周围都发生了什么事,想要了解整个教廷山小至哪家哪户的鸡丢了,大至老酒鬼啃着一只来历不明的烤鸡四处撒酒疯,还有比来酒吧喝一杯更简单更合适吗?
我可以肯定的说,当然有。
那就是直接问菲妮,作为前盗墓贼,深谙情报就是金钱,情报即是生命的道理,哪怕完成了华丽丽的变身,也没有改变这一思想,论对教廷山大大小小八卦的了解程度,没有人比得上她。
不信的话,我证明给你看。
“菲妮,你给我过来。”
“喵,这就来了喵,表哥有什么事情想问菲妮喵,菲妮知无不言,言无不尽喵。”噔噔噔的小跑步声靠近,这小伪娘像只热情黏人的猫咪,凑了上来。
“爱娃儿那家伙去哪了?”
“回天堂了喵。”
卧槽,听到没有,这货竟然真的知道神出鬼没且毫无存在感的抖天使的行踪,这是何等消息灵通!!!
身为始作俑者的我,也震惊了,莫非这小伪娘真的长了顺风耳千里眼?
艰难的吞咽一口,我死死盯着菲妮,忍不住内心的震惊和好奇,想要一探究竟。
“你……是怎么知道爱娃儿回了天堂的?这可是机密之中的机密,整个教廷山知道的人不超过十个,你哪里来的情报,说!”
为了强调数量,我朝菲妮比了比一只巴掌,在她眼前晃着。
“喵……”菲妮手中握着扫帚,困惑的回头看了一眼,仿佛在说,表哥就是为了这种事找我喵,我可是很忙的喵,正在打扫卫生喵。
“要说情报来源的话喵……”
“快说!”
犯人到底是谁,是管不住嘴巴的水晶,还是菲妮恐怖的特殊能力?!
“不是因为表哥前些天跟我说过这回事喵?”
我“……”
这也……算是日常吧。
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