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第三千七百五十八章 我到底做错了什么?

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惊了!

我本以为他就算再有经验和能力,至少要十天半个月才能琢磨出头绪,这才过了几天?怕不是随便在街头乞丐手上买了本十块钱的人教版如来神掌打发我吧。最新地址ltxsba.xyz

偏偏这种时候恶龙蕾娜不在,双娜组合一起神神秘秘的玩失踪了,感觉少了一层保护,我有点方,岳父大人该不会想乘机把我叫过去摆个鸿门宴什么的吧,好酒好菜,载歌载舞,一百斧手,摔杯为号。

想到第二天自己的狗头可能会被挂在某座龙山的山顶上,我从心了,果断请教艾卡莱伊。

白龙小姐姐到是一点不担心,用安慰的语气对我说道:“吴凡阁下别担心,哈迪叔叔虽然不大靠谱,但不会骗你的。”

不……所以说艾卡莱伊,你不觉得这话前后矛盾么,既然不靠谱,为什么就不能诈我?

不过我还是相信艾卡莱伊的,保险起见再拉上莉莉丝,你说你堂堂一个御膳房总管,总不好意思当着一个小女孩的面耍心机对吧。

还是那座山,还是那浮夸的金山宝石大厅,哈迪大叔大屁股墩儿坐在珠光宝气闪瞎狗眼的座椅上,吃着些一看就知道是随便搞搞,如同清水煮肉般的东西,这食堂主管做的各方面都让人忧心忡忡。

是因为手艺不好么?这是不可能的事情,就算是自身的手艺不好,找些擅长厨艺的龙仆不就行了么?像艾卡莱伊家就有许多龙仆伺候着,不然那么大一座龙巢,以巨龙的性格,真的会去打理那些数不清的家务琐事?

事实上,每头巨龙都相当于一方大领主,仆人这种东西不可能会缺。

从侧面证明,恶龙蕾娜的亲爹,我这岳父大人,的确是个狠人,为了从食堂里抠油水,不辞辛苦,亲力亲为,为了掩盖自己的不法行为,就连自己的伙食都做成猪食。

“哦,连小莉莉丝也来了啊,要一起吃么?”看到个子娇小,犹如一朵楚楚柔弱的莲花的莉莉丝,哈迪大叔那张皮笑肉不笑的圆脸,也露出了温柔之色,那是只有在看到恶龙蕾娜的时候才会露出的表情。

所以这家伙是个萝莉控?这么恶意悱恻就有点过分了,大概和瓦尔特一样,巨龙对于每一个孩子都充满了感情吧,这个种族的新生儿实在是太少了。

看到这幕我有些欣慰,看来莉莉丝真的被巨龙一族所接纳,成为了这里的一份子。

“哦,你也来了,要一起吃么?”扭头看看我,瞬间变脸,嘴角似笑非笑,眼神没有一丝笑意,语气跟棒读似的,读作邀请,写作送客。

“不了,吃过了。”我连连摇手,就算是卑微的救世主,也是有追求的,我的胃口早被维拉丝养刁了,已经不再是那个洞窟里生吃老鼠,盐渍蜘蛛的绝世猛男了。

“不是哈迪大叔你叫我来的么?”

“哦?我叫了么?”

“不是你通知我新招已经想好了么?”

“是有这么回事。”

“所以我这不是来了么?”

“我只是说想好了,也没叫你来呀。”

“……”你看看,乘着恶龙蕾娜不在,岳父大人真是越来越爱跟我开玩笑了。

“好了哈迪叔叔,你就别刁难吴凡阁下了,说正事吧。”

这时候体现出了我身边大小秘书的重要性,艾卡莱伊一开口,岳父大人就收敛了许多,再加上不能在新成员面前损了高大形象,被莉莉丝敬仰的目光一照,镜子外的哈迪大叔正努力摆着不怒自威的严肃表情,镜子里的哈迪大叔却已经在搔首弄姿,得意忘形。

“哦,是有这么回事,我知道你时间紧,想好了,就立刻让你过来,早点练好了,早点把外面的敌人给解决了,留在龙之乐园,好好陪着蕾娜。”

在艾卡莱伊姐妹的注视下,父慈子孝的名场面再次自带BGM现身,哈迪大叔语重心长,充满关切之情,那轻松的口吻,仿佛七巨头是嗡嗡嗡的苍蝇一样,让我快点把外面的垃圾打扫干净,早点回来。

姑且不说七巨头是不是苍蝇,早点回来这说法就值得深究,总感觉听听就好,言外之意,或许是让我擦干净自己的屁股,然后快点滚蛋,别再踏入龙之乐园一步了。

第六感告诉我这是哈迪大叔的真实想法,一个巨龙父亲的无能狂怒,也不知道到底是什么

不可名状的力量,强行扭曲了他的灵魂,让他说出这番违心话。

当然,若是我猜错了,这的确是哈迪大叔的真实想法,那也很糟就是了,哪怕他允许女孩们一起过来,我也没打算在龙之乐园定居,这地方风景确实优美瑰丽,比之天堂有过之无不及,是个养老的好地方,但太无聊了,难道要我跟其他巨龙一样天天睡大觉?

嗯,睡觉?

天天困觉貌似也不错哈,毕竟这对于我来说也是一件很忙的事情。较真起来,那可就不是996能解决的问题,分分钟007。

让我不禁回忆起了失去力量的那段日子,被列为联盟绝密的量产救世主计划所支配的恐怖。

“怎么,有疑问?”

见我发呆,哈迪大叔立刻投来死亡凝视,这种根本不容别人反驳的性格出现在区区一个食堂主管身上,也是非常霸道老炮儿了。

“不,没有,那么哈迪大叔,我们什么时候开始修炼?”

“明天吧,明天。”想了想,岳父大人挥挥手说道,像是要驱赶苍蝇一样,然后一转头,对着艾卡莱伊姐妹慈眉善目。

“小艾卡莱伊,小莉莉丝,真不一起吃点?”

“……”这区别待遇,还真是赤果果毫不掩饰,还好我早已经见怪不怪了。

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