第三千七百七十一章 你可做个鱼吧!
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不知道为什么,受伤的总是我,更不知道为什么,每次受伤过后,还得我来打圆场。最新地址ltxsba.pw
好像是这么回事,啊啊,你们都受了伤,心中有委屈,就由我这个没有受过伤的中立幸运观众来给你们一个台阶下,大家少说两句,傻傻气气又一年。
“总而言之,当务之急是先将人偶公主给叫醒过来对吧,埃里雅,能做到么?顺便问一声哈迪大叔你怎么会出现在这。”
之前本子娜出事的时候,你女儿去请你看病,你停留了不过三秒,留下一句说了等于没说的话,就拍拍屁股走人了,一副些许鸡毛蒜皮的小事,也值得我这个位高权重的御膳房总管操心的高傲嘴脸,怎么,现在又厚着脸皮凑上来了?
“我在这里你有意见?”岳父大人表面乐呵呵,语气却刺人的紧。
“怎么会呢,我就是在想您日理万机,还要忙着给龙王大人准备三餐,可别耽误了。”
“这种事你就别瞎操心了,一顿两顿不吃也饿不死。”
我:“……”
先不管这是不是人话,这么直白说出来真的没问题吗?人鱼之王有东风快递,龙王怕得是行星歼灭炮吧,就不怕这一炮下来,全员升天?你大嘴巴死了活该,我也不缺什么岳父,但我还不想死啊。
或许,龙王意外的是个十分好说话的小老头?就算陌生人去拔它的胡子,也从不生气,所以像岳父大人这样的恶仆才能骑在主人头上耀武扬威?
那么问题来了,一根龙王须能卖多少钱?
“咳咳!咳咳咳!!!”
回过神来,就听到艾卡莱伊和恶龙蕾娜都在拼命咳嗽,可以理解她们现在的感受,就岳父大人这大嘴巴,分分钟被龙王一起迁怒,自己作死没问题,拉上周围的人一起就不大好了。
“哈迪叔叔,你在说什么怪话,我们请你过来是为了以防万一的不是吗?龙王大人那边也解释过了,因为想见识一下梦之境界的具体用法,所以那位大人也欣然答应了。”
“没错,就是这个理,我只是觉得没必要跟这傻小子解释那么清楚罢了。”
“您开心就好。”我皮笑肉不笑的应了一句,正好,咱疏远点关系,拉开点距离,不然迟早要被行星歼灭炮波及到,莫名其妙的丢失狗命。
“不过以防万一是指……”
“比如说在娜娜的梦里遇到什么意外,或者在现实当中遭遇干扰什么的,有哈迪叔叔在就没问题了。”
“哦……哦哦,原来如此,我懂,我完全明白了。”
呵,蛐蛐一头四翼龙,也就比我强丁点。
“你小子什么意思,看不起我?”
“不,怎么会呢,只是觉得,哈迪大叔您毕竟也只是四翼,真遇到了什么急事,还是别太勉强比较好。”
“混账,谁是……我是四翼又怎么了,境界和实力是两回事!”岳父大人气的胡子打颤,偏偏又给人一种有理说不出的憋屈感,只能干瘪瘪的无能狂怒,引经据典。
“就比如说你们大陆的第一强者亚瑟王,也只有四翼境界,当年不是一样吊打六翼!”
“那是因为暗黑大陆只能晋升到四翼。”
我斜着眼,轻飘飘的回了一句,就好比一张试卷,别人考满分那是运气,亚瑟王考满分,那是因为试卷只有那么多分,学神和学霸的差距,还是挺明显的。
恁老人家呢,巨龙耶,白银时代回归耶,和亚瑟王比,恁配么?
当然,这话在心里想想就可以了,真说出来保准活不过今天,虽然觉得岳父大人有倚老卖老,黄婆卖瓜之嫌,但关于他的实力强过我这一点,我脑子还是很清醒的。
“那又怎么样,所以说你们人类,就是太年轻,太肤浅,以为境界就是一切,经验,知识,眼界,智慧,这些统统视而不见,我虽然只是四翼,但我是什么身份?我和龙王谈笑风生!”
“哈迪大叔说的是,是我太肤浅了。”我有几分违心,又有几分服气。
服气是因为这几天确实感受到了,明明瓦尔特大叔和岳父大人境界强不了自己太多却被吊打的现实,而且俗话说的好,宰相门前七品官,这岳父大人跟在龙王身边,貌似还挺被看重的,随便漏出点什么东西,说那么几句话,都能让岳父大人受益匪浅,不能当做寻常四翼看待。
安抚好了岳父大人,让他站到一边,充当救火队长,接下来该干正事了。
埃里雅冲我们咿呀咿呀一通,大致的意思是,梦之境界确实能够进入别人的梦境,不过她以前没这么干过,不能担保可以完全成功。
再然后,进入别人的梦境,也需要具备一定的条件,就比如说我的梦之境界向其他人开放,就必须彼此完全的身心开放。
埃里雅的正版梦之境界,自然和我的绿色免安装版不同,条件不需要那么苛刻,不然我第一个就要被PASS,和人偶公主心心相印?不可能的,不存在的,白日蕾……啊不,是白日做梦。
但也必须对方放下戒心才行,当然,如果换成埃里雅的父亲人鱼之王在,强行入侵梦境也不是不能做到,但这样做会对本子娜的灵魂造成不可估计的伤害。
所以大家商量几句,方案折中一下,最后确定下来。
首先是老岳父,出于对埃里雅的信任,戏份不多,全程围观,甚至可以中途抽身出去溜个圈,给可怜的龙王施舍顿饭,可以无视。
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