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第八七章 猴子偷桃

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杨峰笑了笑,今儿这是有人呢,董玉歆表现良好,平时这活儿基本都是他干的,人家想吃啥一说,他就得屁颠屁颠的去做好,端过来让人家品尝享用,男人啊,人前都是皇帝,背后都奴才。

“兄弟啊,哥和你说,哥这辈子最感激的就是你了,要不是你,哥明年铁定转业回地方,这辈子也就完了,少校啊!哥现在是少校了,等你那天有空过去,哥带你去打靶,你这里酒肉管饱,哥那里子弹管够,你看成不。”杨欣泰喝多了,舌头都有些大了,盯着杨峰说道。

“成,我过两天一准去。”杨峰笑着答应下来,把杨欣泰扶回屋里,自己坐在院子里直乐,喝多了都一个样啊,就这还敢说自己不是他的对手。

“得意啥呢?”董玉歆那边吃完收拾,便又过来了,看样子这战斗结束了。

“杨哥让咱哪天去他那里打靶去呢,你去不去?”杨峰一把把董玉歆拉过来,抱在怀里,轻声问道。

“去啊!老实点。”董玉歆拍了下杨峰,从怀里挣脱,给杨峰泡了杯茶,收拾起了桌子,杨峰乐着乐着,靠在椅子上就睡着了,这场战斗是杀敌一千自损八百啊!

董玉歆无奈一笑,也不管杨峰,这么热的天气,在院子里也不会着凉了,收拾完坐在一边拿了本书静静的看着,火儿突然跑进来,直接跳到杨峰头上,闻到一股酒气,急忙又跳下来,落到董玉歆面前,尾巴一指杨峰,唧唧唧的叫了几声,好像在问,“那个喝多了?”

“喝多了,不能陪你玩儿了。”董玉歆捧起火儿,摸了摸火儿的小脑袋,她最喜欢的就是火儿了,这小家伙特别有灵性,至于嘻哈二鸟组,人家翱翔山林后,就把她给抛弃了,几天都很少能见到一次。

“吱吱!”火儿小爪子快速的比划了一下,尾巴指了指大门口。

“什么意思?”董玉歆可不懂貂语,疑惑的望着火儿,看意思好像是火儿有什么事儿。

火儿往门口跑了两步,回头望了望董玉歆,大尾巴快速摆动,就好像在招手一般,董玉歆有点明白了,问道:“你让我跟你走?”

“唧唧!”火儿点了点头,董玉歆急忙起来,把书房桌子上,火儿很着急,几个跳跃都跑到了门外面,董玉歆急忙跟上,火儿前面带路,她在后面紧跟着,很快就到了百果园,只见那里围了一圈儿人,心中一惊,估计是出事儿了。

等他走近一看,不由的愣住了,小黑它们围城一圈,眼睛集体望着树顶,在一棵桃树上,爬着一只猴子,爪子里抱着一根尺许长的木棍,警惕的看着下面的狗群。

“怎么回事儿?”看李义涛在人群中,董玉歆急忙走过去问了句。

“那只猴子来偷桃子,被小黑它们发现,双方打了一场,就被包围了。”李义涛解释道。

“它可以从树上逃跑啊,怎么会和小黑它们打架?”董玉歆有点不明白了,猴子怎么会和狗战斗。

“跑不了,花花和峰哥家那只猫,守住了四个方向,它没得跑了,要不是火儿出来阻止了战斗,估计已经被咬死了,火儿应该去找峰哥了。”李义涛指了下,董玉歆一看乐了,这可是天上地下的包围啊!难怪猴子要战斗了,没的跑了。

“你峰哥喝多了。”董玉歆无奈一笑,真是往一块凑,走到小黑身边,摸了摸小黑的脑袋,说道:“它就是来吃几个桃子,放了它吧。”

“汪汪!”小黑摇了摇头,冲树上的猴子叫了两声,在董玉歆面前爪子一抱脑袋爬下了。

“它束手就擒就放过它是吧?”董玉歆拍了拍小黑的脑地,向猴子走了过去,火儿突然跳起来,爬到董玉歆肩膀上,冲猴子叫了几声,如果杨峰在,一定会听懂,火儿在说,“别乱动,不然我咬死你。”

当面对猴子,董玉歆突然发现,自己该怎么说,说了这家伙能听懂吗?不过事已至此,也没什么办法了,只能试着谈判,“首先,你偷东西是不对的;其次,打架虽然是被迫的,但也不对;你看你现在逃也逃不了,打又打不过人家,还是乖乖的跟我回家,刷两天碗来赎罪吧。”

噗嗤!一大群人忍不住笑了,觉得董玉歆太可爱了,惩罚猴子竟然是刷碗,人们都在希望她家的碗比较多,不然恐怕吃饭都得锅里面直接吃了。

“唧唧吱吱!”火儿充当着翻译,冲猴子叫了一顿,猴子看了看董玉歆,最终还是把手里的棍子扔掉,轻轻一跃跳到董玉歆背上,几条狗聪明的一起行动,把董玉歆围在中间,快速的向杨峰家走去。

董玉歆知道,她又要火了,不过现在顾不得这么多了,猴子受伤不轻,得赶紧处理下,而且她也不是第一次火了,已经习惯了,回到屋里,找出医药箱,给猴子处理着伤口,好在小黑它们下口不重,都是皮外伤,不然恐怕这只猴子早死了。

(已经29万多了,想在新书榜上多呆一天,今儿再三更就直接出去了,所以今儿只能一更了,大家见谅!)

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