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第二〇五章 上河艺术团

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“开饭了,开饭了。”小萌萌跑进来挥着小手喊了句,过来向她南爷爷和雪雪姐姐姐问了声好,竟然来了句“想死我们了”。

南老爷子回来,这又是一次大聚餐,有董家二老,秦家三口,刘燕、武思思、武海欣和韩婉约,杨峰他们一家四口,加上喻旻一大伙人,笑声中吃着饭。

董雪飞和喻旻没有来,在仙乐苑招待庄晓初他们呢,知道杨峰这里人多,他们就没有过来,而且还有几个人,不适合往杨峰这里带,再说了,杨峰也没空给他们弄晚饭。

“萌萌,你一会儿是不是要表演啊?”雪雪挨着小萌萌,问道。

萌萌可爱的说道:“是啊!雪雪姐姐你要去给我们捧场啊!”

“行!姐姐吃晚饭就去。”雪雪笑着答应道。

吃饱喝足,人们一起到了码头大家,大家集体给小萌萌他们加油助威,至六一儿童节之后,小萌萌他们练习时间不少,但再未登台表演过。

小萌萌穿着粉色卡通短袖,下面短裤,脚上一双运动鞋,跑到舞台上,把话筒打开,一边管理音响的人,把音响打开,冲小萌萌点了点头,小萌萌喊道:“集合了集合了,没吃完的赶紧了,要开唱了。”

“这是要干什么?”董雪飞他们正在美食园吃饭,庄晓初好奇的问了句。

“你没看那儿打起了台子,要演出啊!”董雪飞回答道。

“村长啥时候弄了艺术团。”庄晓初笑道。

“儿童团,今儿第一次正式演出,你们有福了。”董雪飞说道。

“不会是小萌萌主唱吧,她昨天和我说,她有一百场演唱会呢。”昨天演唱会的负责人,想到一点,问道。

“算是吧!尚仁你一会儿看看,我们这草根队伍质量怎么样?”董雪飞说了句,和尚仁虽然不熟,但也知道这么号人物,娱乐圈的牛人,话说没点能量,也办不了这种级别的演唱会。

“这肯定得瞧瞧,赶紧吃,站个好位置去。”尚仁笑了下,开始加快速度吃肉喝酒,董雪飞他们笑了下,也加速解决桌子上的东西,吃饭钱一付,几个人就出去了。

舞台前,人越聚集越多,李义涛正带人忙着搬马扎,并且安排小孩子坐到前面,董雪飞他们也都领了个马扎,混在人群中,充当起了观众。

小萌萌带领的一伙小家伙上台,没有华丽的灯光,没有什么绚丽的介绍,淡淡的音乐声随着小家伙们的舞动而响起,小萌萌一首童年,唱的人们掌声不断,小家伙唱完,笑着喊道:“大家还想不想听?”

“想!”人们配合的喊道。

“那好,下面由小南童鞋为我们送上一首《我不想说我是鸡》。”萌萌退后几步,专心的弹着自己的吉他,外行听着还成,但是让内行一听,就知道她这明显的乱弹琴,十个音有四个不着调,不过高低音送算是不错。

一首曾经风靡网络的歌曲,带给人们一片笑声,大家为罗小南的演唱送上了掌声,音乐声渐渐消失,罗小南笑着说道:“大家喜欢不喜欢萌萌唱歌?”

“喜欢。”人们笑着喊道。

“那好,下面请欣赏嘻哈组合的相声,《我是一只小小鸟》。”罗小南学着小萌萌,又把有人晃悠了下,舞台前面的人,不由的发出了笑声。

小嘻和小哈从旁边的树上飞下来,人们也认不清那个是小嘻,那个是小哈,只听俩自我介绍道:“大家好,我是小哈,大家好,我是小嘻。

“俺们俩不是来说相声的,其实俺们是来唱歌的。”小嘻和小哈异口同声的说道。

就在大家笑着,等着音乐响起的时候,小嘻突然开口说话了,“从前,林子里有一只小鸟。”

人们这才知道,又被骗了,报幕的说是相声,可人家俩上来说要唱歌,这到了最后,成了诗朗诵了,不过开头一过,这俩估计是把词儿忘了,就开始瞎扯,东拉一下,西拽一下,硬是让人们笑了三四分钟,尤其是前面的下娃娃,激动的喊叫着,挥舞着小手。

“完了,下面该谁上场了?”相声完了,小嘻问了句。

“下一个!”小哈转头喊了声,它俩就飞到了旁边的树上,大家往树上一瞅,有不少小鸟在看表演呢。

“下面请欣赏杂技《顶碗》。”小萌萌又上前报了下幕,舞台蹿上来几只猴子,每个都抱着一摞碗,往地上一放,拿起一个轻轻的一抛,这个碗就飞了起来。

“当啷!”碗在空中翻滚,猴子在下面瞅着,打算把碗用头接住,可惜它没注意自己抛出去的力气大了点,直接被砸的脑子一晕爬在地上,另两只猴子一看,也不接了,急忙跑一边儿,任由碗来了个自由落体。

观众再次爆笑,就没见过这么玩儿杂技的,好在那碗是熟料的,要是磁的,估计刚才那个都被砸晕了,一次的失败,并不是结束,猴子们不断的调整方法,几次失败后,终于有一个把碗扣在头上,激动的又是蹦又是跳的。

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