第二二五章 大圣的三板斧
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一听桃子,大圣立马两眼放光,冲杨峰吱吱吱的叫了几声,杨峰听的忍不住笑了,比他还嚣张,竟然让他投降,不然要把他打的满地找牙,不给它点颜色看看,就不知道他的厉害。
杨峰抬脚向大圣踢去,大圣灵活大一蹦,哧溜哧溜的爬到一棵树上,咔嚓一声折了一个拇指粗的树枝,把上面的树叶用爪子一捋,很嚣张的指向杨峰。
“行,你牛,有本事你下来。”杨峰那个笑啊!这家伙最近本事大涨,竟然会用剑了。
“吱!”大圣低吼一声,后面两个爪子突然用力一踩树枝,猛的向杨峰弹射过来,爪子中的树枝舞的很是快速,杨峰一看这架势,急忙向一边躲去,董玉歆好似知道大圣会有如此高超身手,早躲一边去看热闹了。
大圣在地上灵活的一滚,不等杨峰杀过来,就蹿到另一棵树上,杨峰忙也从树上折了根树枝,一指大圣,喊道:“来啊!”
“哗!”大圣的行动,出乎杨峰的预料,竟然挥爪子丢出一片沙子,趁杨峰躲避之时,树枝就扫了过来,在杨峰身上抽了下。
“好!攻击有效,大圣领先一分。”董玉歆一边激动的喊道。
“这谁教的啊!还会用暗器了。”杨峰大感惊讶,这可不是那会儿对小黑它们的情况,难道这家伙也长智商了。
“我啊!”董玉歆得意的说道。
“我看看你还有什么手段。”杨峰盯着大圣,等着它的下一步行动。
“嗖!”大圣又飞下来了,这次杨峰看准了,打算给这家伙来点教训,让它明白。
还没等人家明白,杨峰自己就明白了,这暗器都赶的上小李飞刀了,这一次不再是沙子,而是三根寸许长的树枝,在杨峰粹不及防下全都打在杨峰身上,疼倒是不疼,关键是太憋屈了,屡次被一只猴子戏弄,这怎么能行,即使这只猴子是自家的也不行。
不行又能怎么样,总不能用箭把猴子射下来吧,杨峰只能站在树下,看着大圣冲他得意的笑,没错,就是得意的笑,董玉歆一边还给计算着得分,这四比零了啊!
“小峰子,如果大圣用的是飞刀,你现在差不多已挂了。”董玉歆笑道。
“还有一口气,就得把敌人打倒。”杨峰不服气的说道。
机会来临,大圣再一次冲了下来,杨峰一看到大圣动,他就冲了出去,心底暗暗得意者,任你再牛叉,也是一只猴子,你祖先大圣爷爷都没逃出如来佛的五指山,就不信你还能反天了。
情况再次突然发生变化,大圣下来的时候,右腿上竟然缠着一根树枝,在树枝的拉动下,硬是在空中转了个圈儿,树棍“呯”的一下,在杨峰头上敲了下。
“小峰子,你的生命值已经归零了。”董玉歆一边那个笑啊,宣布了比赛的结果。
“俺拥有超必杀满血原地复活技能。”杨峰郁闷的说了句,开始拿着树枝追杀大圣,这家伙太嚣张了,在他老婆面前,竟然一点面子也不懂的留,竟然用三板斧的姿势,把他给砍死了。
“当当当!”一人一猴边走边打,大圣是上蹿下跳的,就那三板斧轮番使出,砍的杨峰的连连招架,再加上占据高地优势,杨峰还真拿人家没办法。
“你小子长不大了,竟然和一只猴子打架。”董老爷子出来迎杨峰他们,就看到不少人都想这边围了过来,好奇的过来一看,忍不住笑了。
“您老不知道,这家伙太嚣张了,竟然仗着能爬树,太不把我当回事儿了。”杨峰笑着回答了句,谁知大圣趁他不注意,又在他小腿上给他来了一棍子。
周围一片笑声,杨峰那个郁闷啊,一世英名今儿就毁到一只猴子手里了,早知道,就不招惹这家伙了,不过事已至此,不找回场子,那是绝对不行的。
杨峰手中的树棍突然飞出,向大圣砸去,把篮子往地上一放,飞快的扑了过去,大圣非常机灵,爪子一挥,也就罢树棍扔了过来,两根树棍撞在一起,大圣则转身麻利的爬到了一棵大树上,冲杨峰咧嘴一笑,利用树枝,就像荡秋千一般的逃跑了。
“今儿的表演到此结束,感谢大家的捧场,没人收费十元。”杨峰冲人们笑呵呵的说道。
“切!”观众忙集体鄙视了下这个贪财的家伙,扭头走人了。
“连一只猴子都打不过,你可真行啊!”董老爷子打趣道。
“没办法,为了给您老保全下酒菜,我不敢发功,不然我菠萝菠萝蜜神功一出,方圆五十米绝对一切化为乌有。”杨峰和董老爷子,一般时候,都没有个正行。
“牛飞天上了,鱼鳞冻,不错不错,还算你小子有良心,不像那小子,拿了点就想着他老婆了。”董老爷子高兴的乐着,说的是董雪飞,笑一笑十年少,他现在真有种返老还童的感觉,和小萌萌下飞行棋还悔棋,这种情况,恐怕不是一般老人能做的出来的。
村里的生活,美就美在左邻右舍都是熟人,大家总是热热闹闹的,而且亲朋好友在一块了,有事儿没事儿大聚餐一下,吃的香,喝的也开心,因为是周六,董明华他们两口子一早就过来了,加上乌娟,正在董老爷子这里,弄着午饭。
董老爷子把杨峰和大圣比武的事情说了下,人们那个笑啊,杨峰把鱼鳞冻和昨天中午的鱼拿进厨房,看大锅里煮的猪蹄儿已经熟了,忙找碗弄了个,给董玉歆端出来,说道:“老婆,这东西不错,快尝尝。”
在长辈们的笑声中,董玉歆无奈给了杨峰一个白眼,哪有这样的,在自己家还怕没得吃开个小灶,不过杨峰既然拿出来了,她也只能啃了再说,反正都是自家人,没人会介意的。
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