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第八三五章 英雄般的待遇

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杨峰笑了,他看到刘燕她爸,也就是有名的刘土匪站起来,提着马扎就冲了过来,自打刘燕接掌村长之位,让下河村村民过上了富裕的生活,刘土匪也改往日的霸气,开始修身养性,这也让人忘记了还有这么一号猛爹。

“爸!”刘燕忙站起来喊了声,刘土匪的马扎终究没砸下去,手拉着这喷他女儿的货色,说道:“再给老子胡说,老子弄死你。”

刘土匪恶狠狠的坐在最前面,看杨峰的眼神都有些不善,杨峰直接无视,虽然他是刘燕的爸,但恢复刘土匪的本色,那就是土匪,不用理会。

“看来大家心底有些不服气,那我们就来说说,知道你们为啥是英雄不?”杨峰笑了笑,问道。

“因为祸害的姑娘多。”英雄们不敢回答,但其他人敢回答,尤其是妇女同志们,七嘴八舌的回答着,不过意思大概都是这么个意思。

“狗屁,要说祸害,谁有我祸害的多,我连刘村长都祸害了。”杨峰这片义愤填膺的一说,刘燕桌子下脚就踹了过来,就知道这货一开村委会就没个正形。

下面人那叫一个欢乐啊!事情就这样,你说了,反而大家不当回事儿,你要是遮遮掩掩的,极力证明彼此无关系,那大家从犄角旮旯也能给你找出点捕风捉影的事情,用不了一夜的时间,就能给你演义出几个版本来,比如一个叫《水浒传》,一个叫《金瓶梅》。

“抱歉抱歉!说错了,不是我祸害了你,应该是你祸害了我,你村儿的人都知道你和我盖一张被子了,我可一点影响都没有,这肯定是我哪天喝多了,你趁玉歆不在,把我给祸祸了,大家要为我做主啊!我可是个爱家爱老婆的好人啊!”杨峰呲牙裂嘴的说着,对刘燕那我要杀了你的目光无视,看到她爸等过来同样的目光,杨峰话锋一转,说道:“刘叔,你别瞪我,其实我等你好久来了,论咱上河村和下河村的所有人,要说谁能称得上英雄这二字,原住民的代表你算一个,唯一的一个,外来户吗,那就自然是我了,我有个问题想问问刘叔,不知道刘叔愿不愿意回答。”

就连刘燕也没想到,杨峰在这里等着呢,看来这是杨峰早都准备好的,恐怕就连有人会拉他下水也料到了,有些担心的看着她爸,她爸是什么人她太清楚了,这铁定得往坑里钻,刘土匪冷哼一声,“说!”

“如果刘叔你是他们之中的任何一个,你会怎么做?”杨峰问道。

“俩大耳光甩过去,老子睡她,是看得起她,是付了钱的,让她躺着,她就不敢给老子爬着,闹,闹个锤子。”刘土匪很霸气的话,让人们笑了,笑声之余,人觉得很有道理。

“刘叔这话说的很在理,你们一个个没出息的听到了吧,没本事,还不省事,能把事情闹我这里,真出息啊!来人啊!把大红花给我摘了,明儿送养猪场,猪都比他们有魄力。”杨峰这一来一去,可算是把人给损到家了,但一个个又有什么办法,刘土匪的话惊醒了他们,事情原来还可以这样解决,决定以后得试试。

“刘飞,你这是站着说话不腰疼。”有人不同意了,他们怕是因为害怕老婆,当真是害怕那些为了钱可以可以出卖,最后连灵魂都卖掉的女人吗?那已经不能称之为姑娘了,话说每行每业,都有自己的职业操守,这些人都没有了职业操守,也就等于没有了灵魂。

“我肾好的很,自然不腰疼,看看你们那一个个熊样,老子当年能够把全县城最美的女人娶回家,你们能吗?虽说云秀她英年早逝,但如果活着,老子要么不做,要做就不怕,老子只会告诉她一句话,三十年后你想和老子藏一块,就给老子消停点,要么你就变年轻点,变温柔点,变风骚点。”刘土匪冷哼一声,说出来的话让人想笑,但又笑不出来,刘燕叹了口气,幽怨的瞪了杨峰一眼,现杨峰压根儿就没看她,视线都在她爸身上呢,在杨峰的眼中,她竟然看到一丝佩服,不过更多的是得意吧!

杨村长的阴谋,再一次得逞了,很有效的把注意力从他身上,转移到了她爸身上,刘燕觉得答应和杨峰一块处理这事儿,就是一个错误,天大的错误,她又一次忘记了杨峰的大智慧和小心眼儿。

“跑题了,跑题了,我们回到正题上,刘叔你客串一下,教教他们什么叫爷们儿就可以了,别的我们还得解决。”杨峰咳嗽一声,把话题很成功的拉了回来,刘土匪瞪了杨峰一眼,气极度不顺的坐了下来,刘燕一边小声问了句,“你还能再无耻点吗?”

假装没听到,杨峰自顾自的说道:“有些话刘叔已经说了,我就不多说了,总之一句话,我不能限制你们偷吃的权利,但你要偷吃,就吃干抹净,如果谁再出现此类被人家找上门的事件,还需要我出面给他解决,就给我从这个村子滚蛋,包括我本人也不例外,要是有女人带着娃来找我,说娃是我的,我要是解决不了,那我就自动消失,不用你们赶,下面我说一下今天这事儿的处理意见,由今天开始,除了每月固定工资,其他钱全都上缴老婆看管,包括年底的分红,时效五年,如有异议,可自行迁移户口,脱离上河村或者下河村,这事儿就此完结,各家的嫂子、婶子都不许再闹,好好的过日子,家和万事兴,谁闹我扣谁的分红。”

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