第四十章 被鄙视的审美观
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“他光棍一个，身边哪有什么丫鬟？”
应昌培开始来劲了：“好几次我说送他几个丫鬟，他想都不想就拒绝了，可我看他能一拳能打死牛的样子，似乎也不像是喜欢兔相公的人，想来想去，估计他看不上老老实实的清秀女子，喜欢那种风骚漂亮的类型，于是就打算花点儿钱，买两个从小被青.楼老.鸨精挑细选出来，交由名师传授琴棋书画和如何伺候男人的清倌人送他，可我刚开口竟然就被他嘲笑了，差点儿没把我气死，要不是打不过他，我非当场打他个生活不能自理，哼！”
两位妻妾咯咯笑个不停，越笑越觉得丈夫从小朱道长那学回这句“打他个生活不能自理”极为有趣，这段时间几乎是听一次笑一次，觉得非常形象而又滑稽。
“别笑了，我还在生气呢。”应昌培面对笑得花枝招展的妻子和爱妾颇为郁闷。
两位妻妾好不容易停下来，马上又问小朱道长当时到底说些什么让夫君如此生气？
应昌培没好气地诉起苦来：“你们不知道当时我有多生气，那家伙竟然说我审美观畸形，心理变态，我费了不少劲，才弄懂他所谓的‘审美观’就是对美丑的看法，‘畸形’就是有毛病，不正常。”
“打个比方，就像街边耍猴耍把戏常见到的侏儒，或者是长得奇形怪状挺吓人的那一类，‘变态’这两个字更阴损，更恶毒，我都不好意思说了，反正这话连在一起的意思，就是说我不知美丑走火入魔了，把这些拗口的新词弄明白之后，我忍住满肚子气，问他有什么更高明的审美观？结果你们猜他说些什么？”
说到这里，满腹怨气的应昌培深吸口气：“他竟然恬不知耻地指向不远处正在搬砖的一群农妇，再指指另一边几个带孩子的半大女孩，振振有词地对我说：看见没有？这样的女人才是正常人，不裹小脚不扭扭捏捏，实实在在健健康康的，这样才符合天道！”
“接着他极为尖酸刻薄地讽刺我大明天下文人，说什么大明读书人是三千年来最无能、最无耻、最变态的一群怪胎，文不能安邦，武不能定国，却总喜欢评论天下大事，屁本事没有老喜欢装出一副指点江山的伟人样子，当官的不顾天下百姓死活，贪得无厌腐烂透顶，所谓的风流名士全是一群死变态，没事就喜欢拿着女人的三寸臭鞋装酒喝，拿女人几年不洗的裹脚布挂脖子上吟诗作赋，说完他还故意用那种眼光盯着我笑，气得我当时差点晕过去，贼厮鸟的！”
“想想都害怕，要是他这番恶毒言论传出去，别说他马上会遭致天大的麻烦，连我恐怕都得让天下读书人的吐沫淹死，唉！现在我算看清楚了，他朱道临才是真正的审美观畸形，对了，还要加上个心理变态！”
应昌培的妻子同样吓得面无人色，回过神来立即请求丈夫，无论如何要劝止小朱道长，千万不能让小朱道长再说出此等惊世骇俗的言论，否则定会遭来天下读书人的口诛笔伐，身败名裂还是轻的。
倒是应昌培的爱妾见识不同一般，她震惊过后沉默良久，再次开口说出一番见解后，立刻化解了应昌培和大妇的深切担忧：
“恐怕小朱道士是阴阳不调上火了，听他前边的话，似乎他不喜欢裹脚的女子，反而喜欢天足，可如今有几个美貌女子是天足？所以他才会再三拒绝夫君的好意，才会有愤世嫉俗的言语。”
“咦？有道理……恐怕真是这样啊！”应昌培马上醒悟过来。
他的妻子不动声色地望一眼悄悄对自己眨眼的小妾，蛾眉轻蹙犹豫片刻，拉过丈夫的手，非常得体的建议道：
“既然这样，夫君何不干脆把小影那丫头送给小朱道长？三年前夫君从教坊司把她买回来之后，她就不再缠足了，如今她那双脚和乡下农……和小朱道长喜欢的天足没两样，而且小影出自官宦之家，从小有家教，能写会算还熟悉音律，竹萧吹得非常好听，这两年出落得越发俏丽了，若不是那阉党父亲落得个抄家砍头的下场，小影哪里会沦落到今天这份田地，而且她那冷冰冰的性子，和小朱道长倒是蛮配的。”
看到丈夫犹犹豫豫的样子，爱妾和大妇默契地相视一眼，扭着腰肢缠上了丈夫：“夫君，姐姐所言确实是个两全其美的好事，何况过了春节小影就满十六进十七了，夫君又一直不愿意把她收进房里，再留下去不但府上的下人是非多，也会误了小影这辈子，还不如成全她更好些。”
“依妾身看，小朱道长就很不错，不但英武不凡满腹珠玑，还深韵经商之道，和夫君又是交情莫逆情同手足的兄弟，若能成全此事，不但能加深彼此情分，说不定还会成为一桩佳话呢！”
应昌培脸上没什么异常，心里却万分舍不得。
三年前的一场酒席上，他偶尔听到在教坊司当主事的好友颇为不忍地感叹说，刚被下旨处死的阉党干将、原南京户部郎中夏瑾澄的独生女，还没满十三岁，即将与八十几名阉党罪臣们的妻女一同公开发卖，此女不但是个罕见的美人坯子，更难得的是她性格坚韧，聪颖过人，落到如今家破人亡举目无亲的惨境，仍然坚韧无比，至今没见她流过一滴泪，没向任何人哀求，实在是可怜可叹！
出于好奇，应昌培喝完酒跟好友去见识一下，没想到一见之后惊为天人，当即喜欢上神色冷漠楚楚动人的小影，转身就哀求好友帮忙，明里暗里花去五百两银子，次日就把小影带回家中，三年多来对小影百般照顾，但一直没有获得这位越来越窈窕美丽却从没笑容的少女的心，本打算再等个两年，慢慢融化小影心中的坚冰，却没想到妻子和爱妾一致要求自己把小影送出去。
应昌培不是不知道妻子和爱妾的心中所想，也不愿端庄贤惠劳苦功高的妻子和娇媚聪敏神韵心意的爱妾心里总揣着根刺，可他就是放不下，舍不得。
此时此刻，面对身边殷殷期待的两个妻妾，应昌培犹豫良久反复权衡，最终还是难以做出选择。
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