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第十二章 西行列车

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柳维平说:“我把你们塞进去不就得了?告诉你吧,我曾学过开潜艇,一口气潜到水下三千米。虽然不能像海军那样发射鱼雷或者做出一系列标准的战术动作,但是把潜艇潜下去浮上来我还是做得到的,有机会带你到海底玩,咱们来一次真人版海

底两万里!”

韩枫浑身一阵恶寒,我的妈呀,让这个半调子开潜艇带自己跑到三千米深的海底,那自己怕是怎么死的都不知道!

柳哲吐出一口酸水,挣扎着问:“我的教官大人,你除了会开潜艇,还会什么?”

柳维平神气活现:“多了!我会开坦克,开军舰,驾驶所有的舟艇,我还会驾驶战斗机——我的飞行技术跟空军王牌有得拼,有机会给你们露两手!不过在此之前你们得先通过山地、丛林、沙漠、雪原等四种地的训练,直到你们可以适应任何地形了,还得学习两栖作战,学会成为大海的朋友。等这些你们都学会了,自然有机会玩战斗机和潜水艇啦。不过,两栖作战训练可不是那么好通过的,特别是防淹训练,嘿嘿,我简直是迫不及待的想要看到你们在水里灌得像一只蛤蟆,连呼吸都停止的狼狈样子啦!”

所有人一阵毛骨耸然,这个变态,还真的把他们当成免费的玩具了!柳哲鼓足勇气问:“什么是防淹训练啊?”

柳维平眉飞色舞:“就是把你们手脚都绑起来,丢进深水池里淹到不会呼吸了再捞起来抢救,这样来来回回的练个十次八次,什么水域你们都不会再害怕啦!妈的,我在丛林特种作战旅受训的时候最怕这个了,我的老大每次都让我在水里淹足三四分钟才捞起来,见我呼吸停止了就往胸口踩上两脚,就算是人工呼吸了,想起来我都还尿裤子!嘿嘿,你们慢慢享受吧!”

韩雅洁暗暗地记下了“丛林特种作战旅”这几个字,这也算是一个突破口了。只是兵们一个个面色发白,估计有人开始考虑是不是该退出这个八字还没有一撇的数字化步兵旅了。这样的训练,玩死人不赔命啊!

柳维平正在唾沫横飞的向兵们讲着他那惨无人道的训练计划,列车员开始讲播:“尊敬的旅客,我们现在的海拔高度是三千米,相信大家一定品尝到高原的威力了。高原反应是由于空气稀薄等原因引发的,因此请各位旅客减少活动,多吸一些氧气,如果实在坚持不住,可以找我们的医务人员······”

柳维平双手抱着头靠着座位,嘀咕:“找神仙来都没有用,他们不把胃液都吐光绝对停不下来!”瞄了一眼韩雅洁,见她面色发白,乐了:“少尉同志,怎么样,需要我帮忙吗?”

韩雅洁瞪了他一眼:“用不着!”

柳维平貌似好心的问:“你该不会是恶心想吐吧?”

韩少尉喉咙一阵抽动,还死撑:“你才想吐!”

柳维平说:“你可真够坚强的呀,不过比起因陀罗阿三来可差远了。那帮阿三,连我都服了他们,天天吃咖喱也就算了,连河豚屎都拿来当美味!啧啧,我的乖乖,你知道他们是怎么吃这道美味的吗?我告诉你吧,他们抓住河豚后,用刀子把河豚的肚子剖开,把肠子扒出来——当然得小心不要弄破了——之后在肠子的两头打结,用清水冲一下血污后就扔进锅里煮,煮得烂熟后捞起来吃,一口咬下去,滋——那么一声,黄黄绿绿的河豚屎就喷了出来,甚至会喷到对面的人脸上······”

“哇”

忍无可忍,无须再忍,韩雅洁终于也毫无淑女风范的吐了出来,而且吐得昏天黑地一塌糊涂。别说她,就连那些早已适应了高原气候的侦察兵也大吐特吐,别怪他们,任谁听了这么恶心的事情都会吐的。看着韩雅洁把吃下去的一点东西都吐出来了还在干呕,柳维平笑得那叫一个开心,用只有他自己才能听清的声音说:“君子报仇,十年未晚!”

他直到现在都还记着初次见面时被韩雅洁逼着叫妈的一箭之仇。

那位记者美女对这支无论是军装还是武器都跟正规军有着太大的差异的部队很感兴趣,极想一探究竟,可惜这些士兵明显不领情,不想接受她的采访,只好放弃了。不过她对柳维平整人的本事印象深刻,暗下决心以后一定要找机会把他身上的秘密挖出来。要是让韩雅洁知道她的想法,肯定会跟她结成攻守同盟的,没准还能成为姐妹淘。在柳维平小人得志的奸笑中,火车继续向前。

韩雅洁好不容易才止住呕吐,拿出一张报纸来看。她很成功地分散了自己的注意力,看到一则新闻时她难过得想掉眼泪:“我们空军有一架新式战斗机坠毁,飞行员牺牲了,他才十九岁啊!”

柳维平叹了口气:“飞机一旦失事,飞行员必然九死一生,哪国都是这样,节哀顺变吧!”

“可是······”女记者明显不服气,翻出好几张旧报纸给柳维平看:“你看看,两个月前,因陀罗一架米格19附毁,飞行员成功跳伞;一个月前,因陀罗一架米格21失事,飞行员成功跳伞,仅受了轻伤;三个星期前,因陀罗两架苏17在空中相撞,飞行员成功跳伞······为什么他们的飞行员都能成功跳伞,我们的就是不行呢?”

柳维平翻个白眼:“我们能跟因陀罗空军比吗?人家那是摔了好几百架飞机才练出来的绝技,飞行员都可以当伞兵用了,谁敢跟他们比啊!”

“飞行员当伞兵用!”女记者差点喷了。这些年走南闯北,就没有见过损人损得这么厉害的!她有个预感:谁要是惹上了这位中校,下场一定很惨,不是活活气死就是活活笑死,反正都是一个死!

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