第一百章 舆论战(一)
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,我们跟安南猴子干仗关你屁事啊,有功夫在这里喷还不如谈谈怎样把香港交还给我们!
没有办法,打从安南战争爆发后,英伦帝国就像打了鸡血一样干劲十足,一天一撂提案,不是在两国之间作调停就是要求共和国撤军,这些狗屁提案当然被共和国毫不含糊地毙了,可是人家韧性十足,屡败屡战,搞得他实在有点儿不厌其烦。
“从古到今,战争一直都是人类发展史上的主旋律······”
查尔斯公爵的演讲充满激情,声情并茂,许多外交官频频点头,邵剑辉则在心里哀叫一声:“我的妈呀!”辛苦啊,在外人看来外交官长袖擅舞,风光无限,可是自己的事情也只有自己知道,外交官不是那么好当的,有时一句无心的话就会引起国际纠纷,有时写错两个字就会为国家带来无可挽回的损失——比如说把“乌鲁木齐”写成“鸟鲁木齐”——压力山大呀!这也就算了,最最要命的还是各种应酬,这么多国家的外交官,天天都有人过生日,不请客是说不过去的,请你了你不去更是说不过去的,于是每天在工作之余,他们还得频繁往来于各个社交场合,有时一天得参加三四次宴会,这不是活受罪嘛!对了,在联合国工作一个必备的条件就是嗓门要够高,至少不能低于国际男高音的水准,至于音色如何,咱们暂且不提,反正嗓子越大越好。为什么?吵架呗!随便哪个提案,不让各国代表撸起袖子大战三百六十回合你休想能通过,当然了,每一位外交官在会议上提出的意见也是他们这一撮人连夜吵出来的,你说嗓子不大一点能行么?吵架他从来都不怕,要不人家怎么老是说跟他打交道气死多过病死,羞死多过老死?这说明他是吵架高手,喷子中的喷子啊,可是那位老爷爷在那里引经据曲,就是不肯进入主题,照这样看来,至少还要一个钟头才能开吵······天哪,要知道昨晚他可是赶了四个生日聚会,睡得比狗还晚,哪里有精力听他废话啊!
邵大使很干脆的把文件夹往面前一竖,往桌上一趴,养精蓄锐准备吵架。
“东亚历来是著名的火药桶,尤其是华国,几千年来从来都没有停止过战争,近代更是这样!太平天国之乱历时十四年,死亡人口多达七千万;辛亥革命以来,整个国家陷入极度混乱,持续了半个世纪,流出来的血足以将华夏大地淹没;在内战结束后还不到一年,北京就悍然决定出兵干涉高丽半岛内战(瞧这脸皮厚的,到底是谁先出兵干涉的呀),从而引发一场旷日持久的战争,伤亡人数多达三百万!也许你们认为这是
老生常谈,说这一切都过去了,再提也没有意义,不,先生们,请注意,这一切并没有过去!这个古老的国度还是一如既往的好战,就在十天前,他们向弱小的安南举起了屠刀,导致安南生灵涂炭,尸横遍野,并且借题发挥,搅乱了南海局势,从而引发一场空前残酷的战争,甚至几乎引发了核战!先生们,尽管华国一再宣称他们是爱好和平的,是真诚的想要融入世界,但是安南战争提醒我们,这不过是美丽的谎言!打从韩战结束以来,这个国家就开始迷恋武力,认为可以用武力解决一切问题,最终成为世界和平的一大隐患!先生们,我们不应该忽视发生在安南北部的惨剧,不应该坐视安南被狂暴的巨龙肆意蹂躏,我们必须行动起来,阻止华国在东亚的侵略行为,否则安南的今天,极有可能是我们的明天!”
查尔斯公爵的演讲大获成功,大厅里响起雷鸣一般的掌声,其中数安南和东瀛代表鼓得最卖力。他矜持的笑笑,等到掌声弱一点了,清清嗓子,说:“作为一个负责任的国家,大英帝国决不能容忍哪个国家威胁东亚的和平。我代表大英帝国以及全世界爱好和平的人要求对华国实施经济制裁,直到他们从南海和安南撤军为止!”
又是一阵掌声。
查尔斯得意的望向邵剑辉,这个难缠的没少让他吃苦头的对手今天的表现真是奇怪,直到现在也没有吭上一声,该不会是被打驳得哑口无言了吧?哦,这小子把文件夹竖在桌面上,他在干嘛?
秘书长饶有兴趣的问:“邵大使,你认同查尔斯公爵的观点吗?”
没有人吭声。
邵剑辉附近的外交官都在掩嘴偷笑,搞得查尔斯公爵莫名其妙。秘书长又问了一次,还是不见有回音,查尔斯公爵忍不住了,走到去拿掉文件夹,结果差点没有把他鼻子气歪:邵剑辉正趴在桌面上,睡得极为香甜!妈的,刚才那一番长篇大论人家就当耳边风了,公爵真的想一枪毙了他!邵剑辉身边的阿根廷外交官看不过眼了,轻轻捅了一下他腑窝,邵剑辉呵呵一笑:“别闹,让我再睡一会······让我再睡一会······”
秘书长脸都拉长了。联合国创立至今少说也有三十多年历史了,多少风云人物在这里针锋相对,勾心斗角,他什么样的人物没有见过?不过敢当着一百多个国家的代表有面呼呼大睡有活宝,他还真的是头一回见!查尔斯公爵一张老脸更是忽青忽白,恨不得咬他一口。阿根廷代表又捅了邵剑辉一下:“邵,醒醒,轮到你发言了!”
邵剑辉眼都没有睁:“吵什么吵,那个老头还没有说完呢!”
查尔斯公爵阴恻恻的说:“对不起,那个老头已经说完了,轮到你发言了。”
邵剑辉迷迷糊糊的睁开眼睛,一脸惊讶:“说完了?这么快!这不像他的作风啊,我还以为他至少要说上三个小时,足够我好好睡上一觉了呢!咳,尊敬的秘书长阁下,尊敬的各国代表,公爵大人的演讲很精彩,很生动,让我们把掌声送给他!”说完率先鼓起掌来。一大票唯恐天下不乱的家伙跟着鼓掌,那掌声可比刚才热烈多了。
热烈的掌声一点点的驱散了磕睡虫,邵剑辉清楚的看到“那个老头”就在自己面前,两眼喷火,他却没有半点不好意思,清清嗓子,煞有介事的扯了扯领带,开始他那忽悠死人不赔命气死人更不赔命的演讲了······
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