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第四十一章 坑爹三人组的战争(二)

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我们这两个丢脸丢到姥姥家的醉鬼是被旅长派人用从电冰箱里淘出来的冰水泼醒的。龙腾小说ltxs520.com旅长大人板着脸告诉我们这三个可怜虫,得去找毛熊谈买坦克的事情了。咳,输得这么惨,我们都无颜面对江东毛熊了,但是军令如山,不去也不行,去吧!

熟门熟路的来到军需处长的办公场所,卫兵还是那个卫兵,只不过看我们的眼神多了几分不屑,你妹妹的,狗眼看人低啊!这个眼神告诉我们,今天的谈判不容乐观。小广西抱怨:“都怪你们!说你们不是他的对手,偏要逞强,这下完蛋了,被人鄙视了吧?还没有开始谈就落了下风,还怎么谈!”

我不作声,山东咕哝:“我哪里知道那头肥猪这么能喝!要是知道他的酒量这么吓人,打死我也不敢跟他拼酒了······咳,他来了,你当心点,别让人给宰了!”

小广西说:“难喽!”

军需处长笑容可掬的走出来,跟我们握手,开门见山的说:“那个······坦克的事情我已经有点眉目了,保证做得天衣无缝,只要价钱合适,明天就可以交货了,不知道你们打算花多少钱买它?”

我说:“先让我们看看坦克再说!万一你整一辆被打得只剩下负重轮的给我们,我们还不亏死啊!”

那家伙倒也干脆,带我们来到一个隐蔽的地方,这里停放着一些已经报废的坦克,零件拆得满地都是,我们甚至还看到了一架米-24,它已经被拆掉了火箭巢的挂架,电线就这样暴露在外面晃悠,看上去已经成为残破,但是又有谁敢轻视这头凶悍到极点的雌鹿?绕过这些破烂,我们终于看到了t-80,它有情况还不错,我们跳进去试了试,各项仪器都可以正常工作,嘿嘿,捡到宝了。抚摸着它那又粗又长的125毫米口径高压滑膛炮,我们那个兴奋啊,终于可以完成上级交给我们的任务了!

军需处长笑眯眯的问:“怎么样,还不错吧?”

小广西说:“还行。”

处长问:“那你看它值多少钱?”

小广西瞅了我一眼,我说:“三百万,怎么样?”

处长一蹦三尺高,指着我的鼻子吼:“这样的价钱也好意思拿出来谈,看不起我是吧?”吓得山东赶紧捂住他的嘴巴,怕惊动了别人。

小广西想要骂娘了,二手坦克卖到三百万还嫌少,坑人啊!他正要反击,我丢给他一个眼色,他只好闭上了嘴巴。我说:“好吧,我们再加五十万,顶天了,不能再加了。”

我说:“做人不能太贪,上头给我们的经费也是有限的,超出了这个数这买卖就没法做了,咱们一拍两散,我们回去挨骂,你喝西北风去!”

考虑到我们身上不大可能有太多的油水,处长勉强同意了,事实上,这个价钱已经成为让他赚翻啦。小广西叽哩咕噜,一脸肉痛的准备付钱,被我拦住了,我不动声色:“那个,我们对外面那架直升机也很感兴趣,不知道你能不能想个办法,把它卖给我们?”

认定了我们是大肥羊,处长很是爽快:“没问题的,这架直升机本来就是要报废了,正准备拆散了运回国处理,只要小心一点,把它卖了决不会让上头知道,就是不知道你们能不能出到让我满意的价钱了!”

我说:“钱不是问题······呃,肚子饿了,都到吃中午饭和时候了,你就这样对待老顾客吗?”

处长眼睛一亮,叫人准备酒菜去了。趁这个机会,我把小广西拉到一边,问:“你酒量很好是吧?”

小广西傲然说:“开玩笑,我们瑶人就是喝酒长大的,四十度的白酒我们喝着跟喝水差不多!”

我松了口气,说:“太好了,我们是不行了,靠你啦,为了完成任务,为了我们虎牙小组的面子,更为了你口袋里的绿钞,上吧,现在我们需要你的胃!”

小广西直拍胸口:“没问题,看我的!”

酒菜送来了,主角当然还是伏特加,至于菜,那是略胜于无。一盘煮蚕豆上面插着几根乍一看去仿佛带点肉的羊骨头,一只老母鸡,就这么多了,至于什么鹅肝鱼子酱什么的,那是鬼影都不见,我和山东暗暗地问候这头毛熊全家女性。山东眼疾手快抢走了唯一一块带肉的羊骨头,剩下的比让野狗啃了三个月还要干净,羊肉是没指望了,我只好向老母鸡发起进攻。这只老母鸡估计比我们的年纪还要大了,身上的骨头不管怎么往外支都撑不破那层疙里疙瘩的老皮,没准它刚才正躲在某个角落等死,结果还是让人挖地三尺的揪了出来。唉,毛熊就是毛熊,一点也不懂得尊老爱幼。我倒是尊重老年,不过熟的例外,啃吧!

小广西早就跟处长干上了,酒是整瓶整瓶的往喉咙里倒,不到五分钟,地上就扔了好多空酒瓶,酒场如战场啊。这两个货这回算是棋逢敌手了,喝了一瓶又一瓶,胜负难分,我靠,他们还真把酒当水喝了!伏特加不愧是著名的液体炸药,一好几瓶的对灌下来,两个酒鬼都撑不住了,处长的脸红得跟蒸熟的大虾一样,而小广西浑身冒汗,却还

撑得住,又开了一瓶,叫:“奶奶的,再来,战个痛快!”

处长也开了一瓶,拍着小广西的肩头,说:“好······好酒量,不过你你你你是喝不过我的,认输吧!”

小广西说:“开玩笑,老子在十万大山呆了二十年,就从来都没有人喝得过我的,少废话,干!”

“干!”

一口气灌了半瓶,两个都开始东倒西歪了,小广西舌头打结:“感情·····铁······喝······出血·······干!!!”

“干!!!”

最后一瓶灌下去,处长终于倒了。小广西把酒瓶往墙壁重重一抡,砸得粉碎:“老子这辈子都不喝酒了!”说完也倒了下去。呼,总算是把这头毛熊给灌倒了,我拿出醒酒药给这两个烂醉的家伙灌下去,他们又吐又闹的折腾了好几个小时,总算醒了,是小广西先醒过来的,一睁开眼睛就叫:“那个死毛熊呢?倒了没有?”

我指了指处长:“还在那里躺着呢。”

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