第七十八章 靖国神社拉大号(四)
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七个葫芦爆菊花
滴蜡鞭打都不怕
爆完还能拉拉拉
呕————
这一次我和山东连肠子都绞成一团了,简直就痛不欲生啊。不信?好办,你在某人吐得昏天黑地的时候给他讲个让他捧腹大笑的笑话,马上就可以看到他是什么反应了。山东又一脚踹了过去:“你大爷的,你故意的吧,是不是想整死我啊?”
小广西翻了个白眼:“亏你们还跟我并称为吉祥三宝,这点小场面就把你们吓成这样了,我对你们真的是太失望啦!”
我喘着粗气说:“再站着说话腰不疼,我就把你丢进去!”
小广西下意识的用手捂住屁股,看样子他也是怕得很啊。我懒得理他,回到师长身边,瞅着吐得几乎站不起来的士兵,再看看哈玲,说:“哈玲,你是不是应该给我们解释一下这是怎么回事?”
哈玲垂头丧气的说:“有什么好解释的,不就是用错了炮弹嘛······”
我的舌头打了一个结:“不······不就是用错了炮弹嘛!?你说得轻巧!你有没有想过,万一在我们要求炮火支援的时候你用的是这种鬼炮弹,而风刚好朝我们这边吹过来,你想过是什么后果没有?”话还没有说完我就注意到少林小兵下意识的做了一个夹紧双腿的动作,显然这个天不怕地不怕的狠角色也被吓着了。当然,这不是重点,重点是:“你到底是上哪里找来这种炮弹的?简直就比生化武器还要邪恶、可怕!”
少林小说说:“对,几发就能毁掉一支军队了,太可怕了!你上哪弄来的?”
哈玲的声音比蚊子叫威风不了多少:“是克里斯腾教授给我的,说这种炮弹威力巨大,会让人浑身发痒通不欲生,对付那些死硬死硬的敌人效果显著······”
我的天!
我倒抽一口凉气。克里斯腾教授,不就是北极星号海上平台底舱那个总是笑得让人浑身不自在的糟老头子吗?这家伙原本是德国纳粹一位相当有名的化学武器专家,在化学领域的造诣可谓出神入化。虽然德国在二战中没有动用过大规模杀伤性生化武器,但是并不妨碍一批疯子科学家在这个领域投入巨大的心血,研制出一种种丧心病狂的化学武器来,克里斯腾教授正是其中一员。这种具有强烈的催情作用的化学武器也不是什么新鲜玩意儿,在二战后期,倭军就研制出了这类武器,试图对压着他们的花旗军使让,让花旗军士兵陷入无限搞基的地狱之中,丧失斗志。不过,这种富有岛国特色的生化武器最终没能派上用场,倭军的解释是它太恶心了,使用这种武器完全违反了武士道精神,不过,这也只是说着好听的,真正原因恐怕还是害怕双头鹰动用同类武器对他们实施十倍报复,让他们全国都搞基基去————当时双头鹰完全掌握了制空权,东京成了鹰家轰炸机的公共厕所,b-29想来就来想走就走,根本就拦不住,再加上双头鹰那恐怖的科研实力,想实施十倍甚至百倍的报复可谓易如反掌,谁敢冒这种风险?随着倭军战败,这种恶心的武器就这样消失在那一个个燃烧的岛群之中,再也无迹可寻了,可虽我们做梦都没想到,克里斯腾教授居然也有这玩意,让倭军尝了个原汁原味!
四下里枪声不断响起,已经被欲火烧坏了脑袋的,还残存一丝理智哭爹喊妈试图逃离这个地狱的,互相追逐打闹不小心跑出来的······不管是出于什么原因,只要是出现在特战师官兵的视线之内的倭军士兵,都无一例外的被精准的子弹撂倒。在特战师全体官兵眼里,那帮手无寸铁的东瀛士兵比敌军的哥斯拉还要恐怖,看到了就往死里打,比打特种兵还狠。但是我们也进不去,没人敢进去,就这样僵持住了。少林小兵有点沮丧的说:“算了,先等等吧,等他们折腾够了再进去,我就不信他们不会累!”
我说:“难说!在这种封闭空间,十来发这样的炮弹就够了,而你的宝贝老婆一口气打进去一百多发······我的天,我们还是等着给他们收尸好了。”
哈玲直往后退:“事先声明啊,要进去你们去,我是死都不会进去的!”
少林小兵看着我和山东,我们两个齐刷刷的后退一步:“我们也不会进去的!”
少林小兵再看看其他人,其他人要么往东看要么往西看,反正就没有一个敢于用勇敢的目光回应他的。他也泄了气:“我也不会进去的······算了,去找第一集团军要几百名俘虏帮忙把那帮王八蛋处理一下吧,再不行,就只好用推土机把这里推了!”
也只能这样了。
居然让一帮不要脸的家伙逼得这么狼狈,我们都很沮丧,只有小广西还在那里乐。我有点不爽:“你在乐什么?”
小广西嘿嘿直笑:“我在想啊,东条英机、松井石根、冈村宁茨、板垣征四郎那帮被供在神坛上的老鬼要是泉下有知,看到这没羞没臊的一幕会不会活活气爆血管?”
我和山东愣了一下,齐齐点头。山东笑了起来:“别说气爆血管,气爆膀胱都不是不可能的!”
小广西躺在地上,说:“早在二战时期他们就像现在这样团结互助自力更生不就没有慰安妇问题了吗?贱人就是矫情!”
这简直就是真理!我忽然开始崇拜起这只猴子来了。有学问,有深度,有内涵,爱思考,上哪找这么优秀的猴子啊?
就是没有同情心和良心······
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