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第一七五章 战俘足球锦标赛(五)

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裁判听完翻译,哼了一声:“凭什么给你们黄牌?你们还有脸问我凭什么给你们黄牌?我还想问问你们到底是在踢还是在踢人呢!”

哎哟,这么尖锐的问题还真不好回答,队长和前锋一个脸朝左拧一个脸朝右拧,眼睛上斜四十五度,嘴唇撅起,一曲《天大地大没我大》从唇间飘了出来······踢球和踢人干嘛要分得那么清楚嘛,这两样完全可以同时进行的啊!

领了一张黄牌,第54集团军那帮野小子总算老实了一点,裁判不好糊弄啊,犯规动作太明显了肯定逃不过他的眼睛的,万一被红牌罚下······倭猪实力可不弱啊,少了一个人可就很难打了,要是输掉这场比赛······军长就算不把他们给枪毙了,他们也会一年三百六十五天天天收到战书,被迫跟整个集团军几万名骄兵悍将单挑或者群殴,天天被打成猪头的!当心点,还是当心点好!

不过,如果你认为这帮家伙就此改邪归正,那你就太天真了!这不,还是那个张咏,在东瀛球员长传的时候他斜刺里杀出,胸部一顶把球给断了下来!观众席里响起雷鸣般的掌声······这球断得漂亮!但是两名东瀛球员马上包夹过来,前锋大人估计是昏了头了,带着球左冲右突一直挪到左翼,皮球在六只大脚下滚来滚去,谁都抢不到。又一名东瀛队员冲了过来,张前锋果断一脚,皮球划出一道直线射向前方,看样子是想传给二十米外的五号队友,但是用力过猛,皮球带着一股劲风从队友头顶擦过,接下来,接下来正在球场边准备捡球的那位胖得跟个油桶似的的东久弥宫亲王惊讶的看到一只皮球带着风呼啸而来,在他眼前飞速放大······放大······

嘭!!!

一声闷响清清楚楚的传出,皮球跟脸蛋来了一次全方位的、热情洋溢的、毫无保留的热吻,那叫一个激情四射,当然,同样也是鼻血四射。前排不少球迷哎哟一声,下意识的捂住脸,想想都觉得疼啊!东久弥宫亲王肥胖的身躯摇摇晃晃,鼻血跟水龙头似的咕嘟嘟的往外喷,胖嘛,血压高,流得自然就多了。最终,这位老兄咕咚一下栽倒在地,捂着鼻子发出痛苦的呻吟。一大帮东瀛球员大惊失色,纷纷跑了过去大叫:“亲王殿下,亲王殿下!”有几个围住张咏,冲裁判大吼:“裁判,他故意的!他肯定是故意的!”

张咏捂着肚子蹲下去,脸色苍白,指着一名东瀛球员叫:“他攻击我裆部!他攻击我裆部!”

恶人先告状!

裁判一阵风似的跑了过来,先看看东久弥宫亲王,好家伙,满脸是血,鼻子都扁了!再看看张咏,我的娘,蜷得跟个虾球似的,连嘴唇都失去了血色,可偏偏还有力气指着东瀛球员一个劲的叫“他攻击我裆部”!裁判大人额头冒出一排黑线,他早就预感到这场赛事并不是什么友谊第一比赛第二的友好交流了,可没想到这么火爆,两边的球员都在推推搡搡,眼里直冒火,随时可能大打出手,真倒霉,他怎么就分到了这么份苦差事!

这时,柳维平站了起来,厉声说:“再不好好踢的话你们就不用踢了,通通回去蹲小黑屋!”

一看到总司令发飙,那帮揪着东瀛球员的衣领恨不得将对方拎起来吊打的野小子顿时像放了气的皮球一样,泄气了。他们这点小把戏哪里瞒得过柳维平的眼睛,唉,没办法尽情的玩耍喽,裁判他们没放在眼里,可是总司令在边上看着呢,谁敢乱来?

裁判暗暗松了一口气,说:“这是一起意外,马上换一个球童进来······好了,比赛重新开始。”

东瀛球员急了:“怎么可能是意外呢?我们看得清清楚楚,球是直奔亲王殿下的脸部去的,这是蓄意伤人,应该吃红牌甚至禁赛!”

裁判眼睛一瞪:“那你来当裁判好不好?”

东瀛球员顿时都不敢吱声了,只能捏鼻子认了,比赛重新开始。至于倒霉的东久弥宫亲王则被抬了下去送医务室接受治疗,以他的标准,被打得鼻血狂喷,算重伤了,怎么也得送医院的,可惜苏联人不吃他这一套,护士小姐随手扯了一点卫生纸卷成一团往他鼻孔里一插,堵住鼻血就算完事了,连跌打药都没开,姑奶奶还要看比赛呢,才没有时间跟你磨吱。这位倒霉的亲王躺在病床上,鼻子里插着两支小卷卫生纸搓成的“象牙”,非常生动的向大家展示了什么叫猪鼻子插葱————装象!

ps:要写到星球大战了,所以昨天狂看星球大战,星船伞兵,星河舰队,星际传奇,星际迷航,星······看得老子满眼金星,连更新都没顾上!明天休息,再好好构思一下结局,大家就不要等了,祝大家在这阴霾潮湿的鬼天气里能有个好心情。

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