第五十章 哦……忧
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“操……”定锤叹了口气:“你不但长得像叶子,连这没下限没节操也是如出一辙啊,说你们俩不是亲戚我都不信,你敢不敢再放荡一点?”
不过还没等蝴蝶回答,车队突然吱嘎一声停了下来,停在了一个悬挂着“第七区军事总参谋部”牌匾的大门口,接着一群早已经候在门口的穿着军装的人涌上了车。每辆车一个,都是中级军官,甚至定锤还发现了被蝴蝶揍到墙上的那个哈特的身影,只不过他并没有上定锤这辆车,上他这车的人,定锤其实……也算是认识。
“大家好,我是忧,未来的一个月我将是你们的训练导师……呀!你也在啊!”当忧看到定锤的时候她高兴的蹦了起来,放下了说了一半的话和全车的人冲到了定锤旁边,一只手靠在前面的椅背上跟定锤闲聊了起来:“我还担心没有认识的人会很寂寞呢,现在好了。哇!你这这么多吃的啊?给我吃一点好不好……”
她的话刚说完,蝴蝶的眼神顿时变得杀气纵横,死死盯着忧,那表情好像不是过来讨吃的,而是过来抢男人的。
“忧……”之前跟车的那个便衣无奈的叫了一声:“你……”
“对……我等下过来找你哦。”忧欢乐的朝定锤招招手:“然后你给我吃的哈。”
说完,忧又走回到了车的前半部分,清清嗓子继续说道:“未来一个月我将是你们的训练导师,你们如果给我做烤肉吃的话,我会偷偷给你们打高分哦。”
此话一出,全场轰动,车厢里掌声如雷翻涌。而旁边那个便衣的脸却黑了个彻底,厉声道:“忧!”
“哈?”忧一脸无知的看着他:“怎么了?我还没说完呢。”
“不过呐,你们要是长得好难看的话,就可以下车了,肯定过不了的。”
“忧!你够了!”
忧吐了吐舌头,摊开手:“刚才是开玩笑的。我其实要跟你们说的是,这次考试将决定你们未来的走向,而且你们会面临前所未有的挑战,在严格的筛选下,你们只有百分之六十的人能够回到学院,剩下的百分之四十将被淘汰,这是一次严格而且残酷的训练,我也将会是魔鬼训练师。a级超级武力战士忧,参上!”
随着她的话,车厢里一片倒吸凉气的声音,a级超级战士和a级超级武力战士别看只差一个字,但一般的a级战士基本上就是被武力战士横着虐的份儿,因为前面加了定冠词的超级战士,就说明是某系专精,而在s级之前,专精战士绝对强于普通评级战士,这是无可争议的。而武力战士又号称超级战士里的绞肉机,这可爱的姑娘居然是个超武战士,简直骇人听闻、丧心病狂……
在她说完之后,定锤招手示意忧过来,这个怪怪的小姑娘很欢乐的蹦到了定锤的面前,乐呵呵的问道:“怎么了?”
“我们还有多久才能到?”
“十二个小时,等上了高速通道之后你们就可以睡觉了。等车上有厕所,中途会有中转站,你有钱吗?如果有钱嘛,可以买点好吃的。”忧点点头,把自己的贝雷帽塞进屁股兜里:“你是叫孙定锤吗?”
“你还记得我名字啊?”定锤嘿嘿一乐:“还真是挺有缘分的啊,小妹妹有男朋友了吗?”
“没有……”忧可怜巴巴的瘪着嘴:“训练太紧张了,还要给他们上课,没有时间呢。而且也没有人要我,我原来上学的时候喜欢篮球部小田,可他说只喜欢长头发的女孩,可我是军人啊,不能留长发,于是我就把他的手打断了,他再也没办法打篮球了,为了这件事我刷了半年的安等呢。”
“等等……”定锤脑门子上的汗唰唰往下流着:“你打断他手?”
“是啊,打断了。”忧的手自上而下的比划着:“谁让他看不起短发的女孩!”
定锤情不自禁的往位置里缩了缩,然后颤声问道:“安等是啥?”
“安全等级啊,你们老师没说吗?默认安等是五颗星,你每被记过就会刷掉一部分,大过是三颗星,小过两颗星。如果记录在案超过了五颗星,哼哼,你就倒霉了,会被仲裁委员会判刑的,而且超级战士管理很严格了,伤害普通人超过三个直接五星全部刷掉,接着就等去牢里吃屎吧,我听说进牢里都要吃屎的……”忧说话的时候一脸担忧:“小田是普通人,我又是恶意的。所以刷掉了我四颗星,好可怕……我差点就去吃屎了。但是如果你干好事的话,安保等级会上升的,而且如果你出现意外而伤害到普通人的话,仲裁委员会也会让你去刷安等,但是积累的特别慢。打个比方,你想刷一个星的安等,如果你光靠扶老太太过马路的话,那么你一天扶三个老太太,大概要扶十五万个老太太过马路才能提升一颗星,而且还得需要老太太帮你去仲裁委员会做记录,你觉得可能吗?不过如果你阻止了一场战争或者制止了一座水库的决堤,那一下就能两颗、三颗甚至五颗,我就是堵住了两座水坝决堤才刷回来的。”
说完,她还一脸神秘的告诉定锤:“那个……我悄悄的告诉你哦,如果你杀了超级战士的话,那么只要你被判定是他攻击你的话,就不扣安保哦。”
定锤仰起头看着这个随便一问就把一辈子都告诉你的姑娘直发愣,半天吐不出一个屁来,而且这个厉害的超级战士好像可爱单纯的有点过头了……
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